(upbeat, old world music)
- Argh, me hearties! I'm Captain Black Sparrow.
- I'm Captain Chris.
- I'm First Mate Sandy Bones.
- [Kids And Adults] Arggggh!
(upbeat, old world music)
- Welcome aboard, today you're gonna learn how to
walk like a pirate, talk like a pirate,
act like a pirate and fight like a pirate.
- Yes! - Are you ready?
- [Children] Yes!
- [Captain Black Sparrow]\Are ya ready for adventure?
- [Children] Yes!
- [Captain Black Sparrow] Alright!
- A pirate is loyal to their crew.
- And your crew is your family and friends.
Now, would you like to be good pirates?
- [Children] Yes!
- Alright now pirates, repeat after me.
We are pirates!
- [Children] We are pirates!
- ♪Bum-ba dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!♪
- [Children] ♪Bum-ba dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!♪
(laughs)
- Pirates indeed, you are!
Now are you ready to walk like a pirate?
- [Children] Yeah!
- Alright, then give me an ugly pirate face.
(growls)
Now bole your arms, bole your arms like this.
Now when you walk, you move your shoulders
from side to side like you're the toughest hombre
that's ever sailed the seven seas!
Alright pirates, we're gonna swagger over this way!
(upbeat music)
- First Mate Sandy Bones,
could you please tell us about your ship?
- Aye, well this be a pirate ship.
And on a pirate ship, there's parts of a pirate ship.
The first part Ms. Penny and crew, is the bow.
We're in the bow right now,
the bow is the front of the boat.
You're right, take a bow.
- [Children] The bow!
- Now the back of the ship has a name, too!
That's called the stern.
- [Children] The stern!
- Aye, pirates!
And the sides of the ship have special names, too.
We don't call them left and right,
because when you turn around, they do a switcharoo!
So this side of the boat over here,
the side where the captain drives,
that side is called starboard side.
- [Child] Starboard!
- That side of the ship is called port side.
- [Children] The port!
(upbeat music)
- [Miss Penny] We are going to raise our pirate flag.
The flag is a symbol of our loyalty and allegiance.
- Alright pirates, what's this?
- [Children] A treasure map!
- Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is?
- R!
- Some people think it's R!
- X!
- Some people think it's I.
But you're right pirates,
a pirate's favorite letter? The X marks the spot.
- Are we gonna see the mermaid right there?
- I hope so, pirate.
As you could see right here, what's this?
- [Children] A bridge!
- Do you see a bridge?
- [Children] Yes!
- So when you look at the map,
you look for things on the map and it tells you
where you are.
(wonder music)
Look down in the water pirates, there's mermaids!
- [Miss Penny] Look! There's the mermaids!
- [Sandy Bones] On the count of three
let's yell ahoy to the mermaids, ready?
One, two, three,
- [Everybody] Ahoy!
- Pirates, listen up!
You smell that?
- [Children] Yes!
- I smell the smell of rotten fish, and buzzard vomit!
That could only mean one thing,
that scoundrel Barnacle Bill must be around here.
That's him! That's Barnacle Bill!
- [Miss Penny] I see him!
- [Captain Black Sparrow] Barnacle Bill,
this is my fine blue-foot crew.
They're lean mean fighting machines, they are!
We're out here looking for our key, scoundrel.
Have you seen our key?
- If you're lookin' for the key, I got the key!
- [Captain Black Sparrow] A battle you want you scoundrel,
a battle it shall be!
- [Children] Battle, battle, battle,
battle, battle, battle!
(suspenseful music)
(girls scream)
(battle music)
(suspenseful music)
- [Captain Black Sparrow] Barnacle Bill,
we won fair in square.
Now you'll be keepin' your word,
and givin' us back our key!
- You got your key right here,
but first I got a riddle for ya.
What goes up and then down,
down to the bottom of the sea, and it rhymes with sea?
- [Child] The key!
- The key, you're right! Here's your key.
- [Captain Black Sparrow] No not the key, oh!
I can't believe he did that!
(everyone screaming in discontent)
I just happen to know a magical sea shanty.
That's specifically designed to summon up Davey Jones.
Would you like to help me sing it?
♪ Hi Davey Jones! ♪
- [Children] ♪ Hi Davey Jones! ♪
- ♪ Listen to us please! ♪
- [Children] ♪ Listen to us please! ♪
- ♪ We have lost our key. ♪
- [Children] ♪ We have lost our key. ♪
- ♪ In your deep, ♪
♪ blue, ♪
♪ sea! ♪
- [Children] ♪ Sea! ♪
- Alright pirates, it's time to put the magical
sand in Davey Jones's locker!
- Heave ho!
- Look, look on the starboard side.
- Aye Captain, the water looks really hot!
- Hot, indeed.
We do have a thermometer line, ya know?
- [Ms. Penny] Let's see!
- [Children] Heave, ho! Heave, ho! Heave, ho!
- [Captain Black Sparrow] What is it?
- [Children] It's the key!
- [Captain Black Sparrow] Huzzah, It's the key!
The magic worked, pirates!
(adventure music)
- Do you pirates want your share of the treasure?
- [Children] Yes!
(adventure music)