- It's not even 10:00 AM and I'm already gonna get
your spit on my body. - (laughing)
- Thank you.
- How are you staying strong? This is amazing!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we're gonna have you do a laugh challenge.
- Oh, boy. - Oh, no.
- Yay! (laughing) - I'm not gonna go anywhere
with you next to me.
- (FBE) But there's a twist. - What's the twist?
Is it water?
- (FBE) The challenge is you can't laugh while
your mouth is full of water. - Yes! Yes!
Oh! It's back!
I haven't done one of these and I've wanted to
for the longest time!
- It's not even 10:00 AM and I'm already gonna get
your spit on my body. - (laughing)
- Thank you.
- You say that as if that happens on a day-to-day basis, like,
"Normally, it's 2:30 when that happens."
- (FBE) Due to some recent audience feedback,
we're gonna change up the rules this time.
- What? - Uh-oh.
- (FBE) We'll be calling you out if you smile, laugh, giggle,
or otherwise express any sort of joy except we're going to bring you
back for every video you lose. - Oh.
- Oh. - Okay.
- Okay. - Interesting.
- I'm literally gonna walk up the stairs, go back to work,
sit down, and I'm gonna be drenched from head to toe.
- And they'll be like, "Hey, Austin, how was it?"
(as Austin) "Don't even ask!"
- "I don't want to talk about it!"
(silence)
- Mm-mm.
- (mischievous chuckle off screen)
(drum banging)
♪ (man blaring trumpet from tree) ♪ - (giggling)
♪ (still blaring trumpet) ♪ - (snorting and spitting out water)
(buzzer)
♪ (trumpet blaring off key) ♪ - (spitting water)
Goddamn! Did you see the woman in the background?
She was not having it. (buzzer)
♪ (trumpet blaring off key) ♪
- Mmmm.
- (cameraman chuckling)
(light applause)
- (apathetically) Mmm. - (chiming in) Mm-mm-mm.
(knocking at door)
(silence)
- (cameraman) Hey, Josh, look at this huge moth that I found.
- (Josh) Get that [bleep] out of here! - (mumbling curiously)
- (Josh) You [bleep]!
- (cameraman) Look at this huge moth that I found.
- (fearfully) Mmm! Mm-mm.
- (Josh) You [bleep]! - (cameraman) Isn't that cool?
- (Josh) Yeah, that's cool. Get it out of here, man!
(silence)
- Mmm. - Hmmm.
- Mm-hmmm. - (apathetically) Mm-hmm.
- (confidently) Mm-hmm.
- (owner) Give me that whiskey bottle.
I just caught you. (yelping)
I caught you getting in the cupboard!
Give it back, you angry little drunk! This is my whiskey.
You don't even like this kind. AH! - (slight giggle)
- (owner) You don't even like this kind!
(buzzer)
- (owner) You don't even like this kind. AH!
You don't even like this kind! - (laughing)
- (owner) You like the Jack Daniels. - Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! (buzzer)
- (owner) You don't even like this kind!
You like the Jack Daniels. You remember?
You don't remember? Hey! Quincy...
I'm gonna take you to rehab. - (spurting out water)
- (owner) I'm gonna take you to rehab. (buzzer)
- (owner) Quincy... I'm gonna take you to rehab.
I'm gonna take you to rehab.
(soothingly) It's okay. It's all right.
Everything's good. It's just an intervention.
- Oh, no. (laughing) - (cracking up)
(buzzer)
- (owner) This is just an intervention.
- (Quincy yipping) - (owner) AH!
- (splurting out water and laughing)
(in slow-mo)
(buzzer)
- (owner) This is just an intervention.
- (Quincy yipping) - (owner) AH!
QUINCY! (laughing)
This-- no, give it back! I'm taking it.
- (Quincy barking) - (owner) Quincy!
- (Quincy growling) - (owner) You angry drunk!
You give it back! - (snorting)
It's the alcoholism that really got me, you know?
(laughing) - (clearing throat)
- Yes! You're out too. - Oh, [bleep]!
My mouth was tired! - I caught you!
I'm taking you down with me. - Fine!
(buzzer)
- (owner) You angry drunk! You give it back!
- (exhaling)
- Who doesn't love an alcoholic dog?
Good job. I can't handle dog videos.
- (Ebben) Steve Burton is a very humble guy,
which must explain why he never told us about this.
- (Wade) Yeah, he's an alligator wrestler.
Take a look. - Mm-mm.
- (reporter) Come a little closer. - Mm-mm!
- (reporter) Do they know-- - (handler) No, hold him tight!
Hold him tight! - (snorting)
- (reporter) I am! I am! I am! I am! - (handler) Hold him tight.
- (reporter) Damn! (buzzer)
- (handler) No, hold him tight. Hold him tight.
- Mmm! - Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- (reporter) I am! I am! I am! - (handler) Hold him tight.
- (spurting water)
(in slow-mo) (buzzer)
- (reporter) I am! - (handler) You got him.
- (reporter) I am! - (handler) It's okay. All right.
- (reporter) I'm done. - (exhaling deeply)
- How are you staying strong? This is amazing!
Damn it, Chris.
- ♪ (group harmonizing) ♪
- (curiously) Hmmm?
(mumbling)
- (fan) Who is it?! - (crowd screaming)
- (Spears) It's Britney, bitch. - (spitting water)
(laughing)
(buzzer)
- (fan) Who is it?! - I've already seen this!
- (crowd screaming) - (Spears) It's Britney, bitch.
- That was good. (buzzer)
- (fan) Who is it?!
- (mumbling excitedly) Mm-hmm!
- (mumbling apathetically) - (mumbling in appreciation)
Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- (humming sympathetically)
- Mm-mm! Mm-mm! - Mm! Mm!
Mm-hmm. - Hmmm.
- (flatly) Mm.
♪ (door slamming to Fox theme) ♪
(spitting out water)
- (snorting and spitting out water)
(in slow-mo) (buzzer)
- Mm-mm! - (spitting out water)
- (giggling) (buzzer)
♪ (door slamming to Fox theme) ♪ - (spitting water)
(laughing) (buzzer)
- Mm-mm!
- Hmm. - Hmmm.
- Mm-hmm.
- ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ (door banging to song) ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ (door banging to song) ♪
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ (door banging to song) ♪
- (cracking up)
- ♪ No one told you life was gonna be this way ♪
- (clapping along)
(giggling) (buzzer)
- ♪ No one told you life was gonna be this way ♪
- (clapping along)
- ♪ No one told you life was gonna be this way ♪
- (laughing)
You're halfway smiling! You're-- (laughing)
(silence)
- (dog barking meekly)
(dog barking meekly) - (giggling)
(buzzer)
(dog barking meekly) - (giggling)
(weird bark continues) (cracking up)
(buzzer)
- (barking continues)
- But also me in the morning. (laughing)
- (barking continues) - (cracking up)
(buzzer)
- (barking continues) - Awww!
(humming) Mm-hmm.
- (barking continues)
(silence)
- (humming)
- Do you not like dogs? Are you not human?
Are you having an existential crisis?
- ♪ All around me are familiar faces ♪
- (anchor 1) Here's some other great town names.
Lititz-- - (anchor 2) What?
No, that's not-- that's not right. (buzzer)
- (anchor 1) Lititz. - (anchor 2) What?
No, that's not-- (buzzer)
- (anchor 1) Letitz. - (grumbling) Mm-hmm.
- (anchor 2) ...that's not right. - (all three laughing)
- (anchor 3) B double O B, boob!
- (anchor 1) lt's called-- - (anchor 3) "Lah-teets."
- (laughing) (buzzer)
- (anchor 3) B double O B, boob!
- (anchor 1) It's called-- - (anchor 3) "Lah-teets."
- (laughing) It's "lah-teets."
- (anchor 2) Can I ask the producer, did she set--
(buzzer)
- (anchor 3) ..."lah-teets."
- (anchor 2) Can I ask the producer, did she say that right?
- (anchor 1) I don't know!
- (anchor 3) I think you got it right. - (anchor 1) It's spelled--
- (anchor 2) No, it's "lit-its." - Mmm! Mm-hmm.
- (FBE) All right, Luke. You won!
How was it?
- Uh, definitely the one that got you was so close to getting me.
That was so hard!
- (FBE) So you both lost. - I did not do well.
- No, we didn't.
I'm glad we got to come back in these--
- Yeah, I'm fully out of water.
- I had fun. That was fun.
I did not win, but I had fun.
- I did terrible. I am soaking wet,
so my worst nightmare is coming true.
I'm gonna go back to work completely soaked.
- I powered through some videos that I probably should have
laughed at and instead I just felt sadness
and lukewarm water.
- Thanks for watching us try not to laugh
on the React channel.
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- (mumbling goodbye)
(water spurting) (cracking up)
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