HAVE YOU SEEN PRESIDENT
TRUMP'S HAIR FLAPPING IN THE
WIND IF YOU HAVEN'T YOU'RE IN
FOR A TREAT THIS IS FRIDAY
HEADING INTO MARA LAGO FOR THE
WEEKEND AND HIS HAIR TRIED TO
FLY OFF WITHOUT HIM.
NOW THE RED HATS MAKE SENSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TO SEE THAT
AGAIN.
YEAH.
SEE YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS WHY
DARTH VADER HAD THE GOOD SENSE
TO WEAR A HELMET.
ACCORDING TO WHITE HOUSE PRESS
SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS THE
PRESIDENT'S HAIR STOOD STILL AND
HE DOESN'T HAVE A BALD SPOT AND
ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY IS FAKE
NEWS.
REMEMBER IN THE CAMPAIGN WHEN
TRUMP TOOK A STRONG STAND
AGAINST SOMETHING MAKES NO
SENSE. >> THE WIND KILLS ALL YOUR
BIRDS, ALL YOUR BIRDS, KILLED.
ENVIRONMENTALLISTS DON'T TALK
ABOUT THAT.
WOULDN'T SAY IT MAKES YOUR FARM
LAND LOOK BEAUTIFUL WITH THOSE
WIND MILLS DRIVING YOU LOCO WHEN
YOU LOOK AT THEM, RIGHT.
>> NOW WE KNOW WHY HE'S ANTI
WIND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BIRDS THE
GUY EATS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
TWICE A WEEK.
PUT THE HAIR UP THERE ONE MORE
TIME.
HA, HA.
THIS I WONDER IF THIS WOULD
HAPPEN IF YOU ROLLED CAN'T LOPE
ON THE FLOOR WITH DOG GROOMER.
WE DECIDED TO GO AROUND TO ASK
REAL HAIR STYLING PROFESSIONALS
WHAT THEY THINK IS GOING ON ON
OUR PRESIDENT'S HEAD.
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>> HI WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR HERE?
>> OOH, SOMEONE DID NOT GLUE
THAT DOWN TIGHT ENOUGH.
>> HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ANGLE, SEEN
THE FRONT NEVER THE BACK, IT'S
PRETTY ODD.
>> THAT'S A BAD WEAVE.
HE NEEDS SOME CLOSURE OR
SOMETHING. >> WELL.
HA, HA.
THERE'S A LOT OF HAIR FLYING IN
THE AIR RIGHT THERE.
>> WHOO IT'S LIKE THE BACK SIDE
OF A DOG. >> WELL.
I DON'T KNOW.
UM, IT'S BAD.
>> OH, NO WAY.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIS HAIR?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S AWFUL.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
>> OH, THAT NEED TO GO.
THAT NEEDS TO GO.
THAT LOOK LIKE THE BEHIND OF AN
OSTRICH. >> WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT
LOOK?
>> NEGLECT.
>> THAT GUY'S NAME MONSTER FROM
"GOONIES" WITH THE BUCK TEETH
THAT'S WHO HE REMINDS ME OF.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE
HAIR. >> I'D SHAVE THE WHOLE HEAD.
>> WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND DONALD
TRUMP DO WITH HIS HAIR TO AVOID
LOOKING LIKE A DOG.
>> PALMADE MAYBE FOUR OR FIVE
CANS, SLICK DOWN TO THE SKIN.
YEAH PALM AID WILL SAVE YOUR
LIFE.
KEEP YOU IN HURRICANE, TORNADO,
WIND STORM, IN THE DESERT.
>> KEEP YOU FROM BEING
IMPEACHED.
>> OH, YEAH, IT WILL KEEP YOU.
PALM AID BETTER TRY IT.