- How often has that led to a home run?
(laughter) - I can't answer
that question, can I?
- Damn it. (laughter)
Tried to get ya, mother fucka.
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My name is Duranged Pitt and I'm an entrepreneur.
- Do you know what you're doing today?
- No idea exactly what I'm doing.
I know I'm guessing something.
- Have you slept with someone?
- Have I what?
- Have you had sex?
- You're fucking right.
- So today we're going to have you guess who's a virgin.
- Oh shit, what the ...
How am I gonna know that?
I'm gonna have to do some investigations,
some dissection, and poking around and shit,
see what's good.
I guess it's kinda wrong words to use, but yeah.
(laughter)
- Go ahead and walk out together, you guys.
- Damn, this is my shit.
Okay, you first please. (laughter)
Would you come to the chopping block?
So, did you go to college or what's the highest
education you completed?
- Yes, I went to college.
- Yeah, you party a lot?
- I did party. (laughter)
- You follow the keg and shit?
- Lots of kegs.
- Oh shit, you're acrobatic with it?
(laughter) That's what's really good.
- Handstands here and there.
- Handstands and all that shit?
Were you in a sorority? - I was in a sorority.
- Oh shit, fuck, I mean, you like to party,
you're very bubbly and open.
My guess would be that she is not a virgin.
- Alright, back in line.
- Alright, bro, would you please come up.
What do you do for work?
- I am a cloud software engineer.
- Oh shit, so you like with the computers and shit?
- Yeah.
- You got any pickup lines, man, any slick shit?
- The slickest I've got is, "Hey, I noticed you
across the bar and you're just gorgeous, do you wanna talk?"
- Does that work? - Sometimes.
- Shit, nothing works for me, so shit,
I can't be mad at you, shit.
They run from my big ass.
I think he's penetrated. (laughter)
I think he has.
- Who's next?
- What's up, bro?
What kinda stuff are you into, man?
- Drinking, smoking, playing guitar,
busing, I like to go travel, bring a little
backpack or guitar with me.
- Just do your thing? - Yeah.
- This is tough, man.
I'm just guessing that he is not a virgin.
- Why?
- He's a free spirit, he's traveled.
I mean, along the way he might've found someone
who's on the same path as you that's trying to get out there
and you know, flourish and live they dream
and play strings along the mother fucking way, you feel me?
Damn, you're god damn right, shit.
- Alright, cool, thank you.
Does he look like a virgin?
- Uh, I don't know what a fucking virgin looks like, man,
visually, but I mean, my guy got the shirt tucked in,
he got the khakis, you know what I'm saying?
He got the shoes.
What's your profession, man?
- Have worked as an actor for about two and a half years.
- Could you give me an improv of you seeing something that
you was really trying to see what's good with, you know?
- Bar scene kinda thing? - It can be anywhere,
a grocery store, a bar scene, I don't give a fuck where.
- A glass of scotch. - Hell yeah.
- Suit and everything. - Yeah, tell me ...
- Slide by in the seat over and be like,
"Can I get you a drink?"
- How often does that work? - Works often.
- Yeah. - Often enough.
- You know what, I'm gonna flip the script
and I'm gonna guess that my guy is not a virgin.
Actually, flip that, I'm gonna guess he is a virgin.
(laughter) Sorry, mine, sorry.
Hello, how are you doing? - Good, how are you?
- So, what's your upbringing like?
- Really good parents, really supportive of me.
- Yeah. - I do a lot of hiking
and modeling and I'm pretty nerdy at times.
I go to Comic-Con sometimes.
- That's dope. - Uh-oh.
- Hell yeah. - Yeah.
(laughter)
- So you dress up and shit?
- Okay, one time I dressed up as Daenerys Targaryen
from King of Thrones. - Yo, the Khaleesi!
I know the Khaleesi, man.
She gets it in and she has her way.
I think that she is not a virgin.
- Uh, okay, who's next?
- I was from Alaska and I just wanted to get
as far away from Alaska as possible.
- So, what was the party scene like
and the night life stuff out there?
- I don't know, I didn't really party.
I mean, I'm not 21 yet, so ...
- Okay, word up.
Off of your approach, your personality,
you can get what you want, so I'm gonna say yes.
Was I right?
- You gotta wait for the answer.
- Damn it, I was ...
Hello. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good, how are you?
- Good.
Could you show me how you would
approach somebody you're interested in?
- Hey, handsome, how you doing?
- Hey, that would work like a motherfucker, shit.
- Oh yeah. - Hell yeah.
- Well?
- Okay, I feel like she is not a virgin.
What's up, man?
Do you go out and kick it a lot?
How often do you kick it?
- I like to go out dancing a lot.
- You get down? - I get down.
- Is that ...
Oh shit, oh shit. (laughter)
What the ... (laughter)
I mean, my guy is definitely the life of the party.
You seen that shit.
But I don't know.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that
my guy is a virgin out here.
I'm probably wrong as fuck, but that's what I'm going with.
- Alright, let's get you back in line.
Raise your hand if you're a virgin.
- Oh shit.
See, I knew you was acting, mother fucker.
(laughter)
You was too mother fucking on cue with that shit, damn.
- I'm just going to bring the virgins out to talk with you
and you can talk to them about it.
- Okay, so you're a virgin?
- Yeah, it's kind of a self denial practice.
- Do you feel like having sex would change you
or your life or the way you look at things?
Is that another ...
- I think I'd be that much more so distracted.
- Do you ever wanna lose it or is it ...
- Absolutely, yeah of course.
Chastity belt, I lost the key somewhere.
- I don't even know what the fuck that is,
but that's what's up.
What's good, bro?
So, is it a choice or is it ...
- It's honestly I think just because I'm too busy.
- Grinding too much to really develop something?
- Yeah, I think I haven't had
the greatest relationships because of it.
- Is that something that you're actively looking to change
or you're just kinda going with the flow
until you find someone who you feel's worthy?
- I think I'm going to do me
and if someone else along that way
jives with that, I guess, cool.
- So I surprised you, huh?
- You sure the hell did.
Why are you a virgin?
- I never really have been in that situation before.
I've never been in a relationship.
I had my first kiss yesterday on set.
(laughter) - Oh shit!
Congratu-motherfucking-lations.
- But I'm not really the type of person
to go on one night stands,
although I don't have a problem with it.
It's just not something that I'm focused on losing.
- Right.
- If it happens, it happens, but if not,
then I'm just gonna do me.
- What up, man? - Not a lot, not a lot.
- So you been the life of the party for how long?
- 30 years. - 30 motherfucking years.
Three decades of tearing that shit up, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
- And you just haven't had no interest of slanging?
- There's been a couple.
- Is that something that's important to you,
to lose your virginity, or are you just like,
just whatever, you don't give a shit?
- It's not important to me.
- Do you think you're asexual?
- I don't think so. (laughter)
- You're killing it right now.
- Really? - Fuck yeah.
- Well ...
- Do you just mob up in the club
and just hit 'em with that just off top?
- Yeah. - Or, or, alright ...
- Alright, that's it, guys, thank you.
(applause)
Alright, everybody's free to walk back, take a seat,
relax your legs for a little bit.
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