Yo, it's comedian and actor Hannibal Buress.
He's from that movie, "Tag."
I like tag. You want to play tag?
We don't have any hands, man. What?
Shit has been creepy around here lately, man.
Yeah. Yeah. Talking about some goddamn ghosts, man.
Really? You believe in ghosts?
Some of them, not all of them. What do you mean?
Because you know how there's some ghosts people are like,
"Okay. I can see that being a ghost,"
and then some other ghosts, I be like, "Nah," so I don't...
I just... I guess, yes, but I'm selective with my belief...
In ghosts? ...in ghosts.
So have you ever been, like, in any situation
where you felt a place was haunted?
Nah, but, you know,
just when socks come up missing and stuff...
Socks come up missing? ...and condoms break,
that type of thing, that was a ghost. [ Laughs ]
Man, I don't think that's a ghost.
[ Both laugh ]
Man, if I was a ghost, I think I'd haunt strip clubs.
You would haunt the strip clubs? Yes.
Man, they already got enough going on.
You can't be haunting the strippers.
You need to... Again, it's not necessarily...
It's the customers, too.
Haunt the -- haunt the sound system.
The sound... Oh, yeah, and fuck the whole shit up?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Throw the -- Throw the "Macarena" on.
Fuck the whole club up.
[ Both laugh ]
You ever thought about if ghosts was jealous of holograms?
All the time.
Because they getting all the props now.
Ghosts have a stigma to them... Mm-hmm.
...you know, of messing stuff up,
and, you know, holograms, they do concerts.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They get, you know, careers.
And they only going to get better.
I'm sure there's some animosity,
but I think the ghosts have to look within themselves.
Would you do a hologram gig?
Hell yeah! Why not?
See, now what people didn't think about:
It's not just the hologram game,
but it's the hologram trickle-down economy.
You got the hologram operator,
hologram repairman, hologram programmer,
hologram person that writes different situations
for the hologram and backup hologram guy, all this shit.
That's so creepy, man. Yeah.
I just don't want to ever think about the world
run by holograms.
Do you have your defense plan set up
for when the robots take over?
I'm with them! You with the robots?
I'm down for what they want to do.
Whoa.
I mean, they already been running my life for this point.
Uh, well, if I knew your position on this,
I wouldn't have done the show.
[ Laughs ]
This is heavy, man. Really?
These robots, they're getting too charismatic.
If they're gonna plant a chip in me or something
and I can get they powers and shit,
I'm down. Yeah.
I want to not sleep.
I want to not need sleep.
I don't think, man... I'm getting old, man.
I can't take it no more.
Yeah, because we need sleep.
Like, even the fucking food
I eat, man, shit be fucking me up.
You got to eat healthy.
See, I'm a motherfucker that like creepy food though like...
Yeah. ...fried chicken gizzards.
Oh, shit, you jumping out the gym now.
Okay. What about bugs?
Yeah, I get down with the bugs, especially in Australia.
Yeah? But hella bugs.
Mm-hmm. Goddamn chitlins and Hennessy.
You eating chitlins?
Yeah! You don't like chit...
Oh, man! [ Laughs ]
Oh, dawg, my dad still eats chitlins, man.
What's wrong with chitlins?
It's the fucking guts.
You got to scrape shit out of there.
It's the intestines, man. They gross.
It stank. [ Laughs ] Yeah!
When you cook your food, if it smells like spoiled food,
then you shouldn't have it as food.
I mean, that's what make it such a delicacy.
I was talking to my dad.
He said, "Yeah, your grandma cooked
some chitlins the other day." Hell yes.
I said, "You know, Dad, I don't tell you everything.
You ain't got to tell me everything.
Some stuff you can keep to yourself, Dad.
You ain't got to tell me about the chitlins."
You ever had a squirrel? Oh, man.
That motherfucker done be on the table like...
Ugh.
[ Laughs ]
You think it's possible to have sex with a ghost?
I think it's possible to have sex with a ghost,
but you can't cum.