Money is a drag, you can't buy it.
Hi, James.
Good song, "Money".
Donny, you must because you're watching me on the internet, which means you have cable
or some type of internet connection and you must spend money to get it.
Of course, money is important to all of us.
Well, yeah, all of us.
So, what I want to work today on is idioms or sayings that have to do with money.
Do you have any of this stuff?
The green, clean green.
Well, we use money not to talk about just buying stuff, but we want to get across three ideas.
So, sometimes we talk about money, we have these three ideas we like to talk about.
One is waste, another is importance, and another one is time.
Now, we talk about these three concepts while using money because money is important to us.
We can show how people are wasteful and what waste means is, well, imagine this.
You go to dinner, you've already had something to eat, but you buy food anyway, so you don't
eat the food, you end up throwing it out.
Well, that's a waste.
It's when you don't use something properly or effectively.
You waste it, right?
So, we use this, we can use money to show this.
You're being wasteful.
We can say something is important or time.
Why don't we start off with time?
In English, we say, "Time is money."
I wish that were true because if I got a dollar for every day I was alive, I'd be a rich man,
but it's not.
But we do say that because money is important, time is important, we time them together.
Sorry, I see somebody thinking I'm important, time money.
Anyway, time is money.
When you say that to somebody, what you're saying is don't waste my time because I could
be earning money, so my time is important.
But, time.
What about importance?
Well, here, we'll do a little picture.
Here's a clock, here's a handle, and here's some money.
Money, money, money, money.
If you're in the UK, what's that little L thing you guys do there?
There, money.
Euro, there.
Time is money.
Now, what about importance?
Well, sometimes, you know, things are important to you, and let's just say somebody says they
promise to do something for you, and you know, you say, "If you really believe you're going
to do it, put your money where your mouth is."
Huh?
Yeah.
I told you, put your money where your mouth is.
What we mean by that is that, sorry, mouth.
If it's that important to you, put money down.
Give me some money to prove it.
Of course, most people don't do that, so then you know how important it really is to them.
So, you know, if you say to somebody, "Put your money where your mouth is," here's some
lips.
Have you seen Ezekiel?
This is his lips.
Really nice lips.
Put your money there.
Right?
There's your little dollar bill.
Put it.
Put it in your mouth.
Do it now.
Okay?
When we keep teaching, put money right here, now.
Yeah?
See?
Now, how about waste?
Let's do one for waste.
Well, waste, we think garbage.
Right?
Well, imagine you've got a pair of jeans.
Nice pair of jeans.
Brand new jeans.
And they've got pockets.
Imagine if you had a fire in those jeans.
Yeah, that would be hot.
Yeah.
But, I mean, no, seriously.
If you had a fire in those pants, imagine, there would be a hole.
And with that hole, if you put any money in that pocket, the money would drop through
the hole and disappear.
And the money would be wasted.
You could not use it because you'd lose it.
Well, for some people, if you put money in that pocket, the money would drop through
the hole and disappear.
And the money would be wasted.
You could not use it because you'd lose it.
Well, for some people, money burns a hole in their pocket.
In this case, I'll say my pocket.
But you could say my pocket, your pocket, Ezekiel's pocket.
See, Ezekiel's wearing jeans today, and he's got a hole in it.
And there goes his money.
See?
Money's falling out of his pants.
He only has one leg.
It's a sad situation.
One leg.
Okay?
But, you know, here we go.
This is why he's sad.
See?
Ezekiel's not happy.
He's losing his money through the hole in his pocket.
It's being wasted.
You like those?
I've got more.
Let's go.
Okay?
How about importance again?
We can talk about importance by talking about, let's see, let's do one for importance.
You like the money, math one?
I'm so good at art.
Here's your planet Earth, and it goes around and around and around.
Well, money makes the world go round.
See?
I know, it's cool.
So money, you say, money makes the world go round.
That means money's important.
If you don't have it, you have no life.
The world does not exist for you.
You sit in your basement, your mama's basement, doing nothing.
Yes, that's right.
But if you have money, that's right, you're out.
Okay, so money makes the world go round.
Oh, one second.
There's North America, here's Europe, Africa's over here.
Anyway, money makes the world go round.
Check those out.
You like that?
I've got one for you.
Now watch.
If you couldn't see it, I'm shaking my money maker.
That's my bum.
Shake your money maker.
Okay?
Yeah, English idiom.
Shake your money maker.
So that's not about importance, but that's about -- that one is one we haven't talked about.
It's about fun.
So if you shake, you're a money maker, and money maker.
Ladies and gentlemen, the S with a line through it means money.
Now you know.
In Canada.
U.S. and Canada, okay?
So shake your money maker.
Shake your bum.
You know, when you're dancing, having fun.
Shake it.
Shake your bum.
Yeah, you're shaking it, yeah?
Shaking it.
What'd it look?
Looks good.
Anyway, so you're shaking your money maker, right?
You're having some fun.
Oh, let me see what else we want to talk -- ah.
I forgot.
There are two.
Two very important ones, and I'm going to have to do them now for you.
I was in shock because the final one is evil.
Downright evil.
But Ezekiel just gave me five dollars to tell me to hurry up because he knows money talks.
That's right.
Money talks.
You see this?
Here's your dollar bill.
Here's his lips.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay?
Money talks.
That means money is important.
It's great to talk.
Oops.
Sorry.
One second.
Here's the dollar bill.
Dollar bill.
When people say money talks, it means when you are offered money or someone is offered
money, they will do whatever.
I will do whatever.
Send me a dollar.
Really.
Seriously.
But back to the lesson.
No, really.
Money talks.
So, money.
Give someone money.
They will do whatever you want.
You may ask them.
They'll say no.
You give them a hundred dollars, a hundred rupee, a hundred yen.
I can do this all day.
Yeah.
I can.
A hundred pesos.
Yeah.
A hundred euro dollars.
They'll do whatever you want.
Yeah.
Ezekiel said no.
Two hundred.
He's greedy.
Anyway.
The money talks.
As I said now, the sixth and final one, I'm going to draw a picture and hopefully you
can figure this one out.
Okay.
I'll give you a hint.
This is a rose.
I never said I was an artiste.
Here's a rose.
Okay.
Thorns.
Now, a flower has roots.
This is what goes in the ground.
Maybe you recognize this.
Do you recognize this guy?
Yes.
The devil.
Yeah.
I don't get paid enough to do this, folks.
This is the best I can do.
All right.
What I'm saying here in this complicated picture is money.
So we say, oh, sorry.
This is money.
Money here.
Money is the root of all evil.
Money comes from this guy.
See, he starts the money tree.
All right.
So that's it.
Money talks.
You ain't got none.
So I'm leaving.
Actually, I didn't say time is money.
I've got to go.
But I hope you've enjoyed this.
I hope you learned a valuable lesson.
We've got luck here.
Money is for fun.
Yes.
Money is for important things.
Important.
That's a short for for important.
Money is for waste.
When people waste things.
We can also use money to talk about time.
You like that?
I did.
I had fun.
But, no, I want to have more fun.
Will you have fun with me?
Will you come to my house?
Come to my house.
I'll tell you where my house is.
I'll show you where my house is.
You'll like it.
It's a nice place.
There are beautiful, friendly people there.
In this beautiful land of mine.
It's www.ing, as in English, vid, as in video.
Oh,.com, of course.
You can see me and other people working for no money.
We're poor.
Come visit us, okay?
Keep us company.
See you.