a to the o here with a bunch of people
i've never seen before
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howdy howdy fruit loops i'm orange and
joining me today is my best friend yeah
when's he gonna get here
up there that's the kind of rapport that
makes us the best of friends
fruit lovers i won't draw this intro out
any longer today we're doing the draw it
or eat it challenge the rules are simple
let me guess if you can't draw it you
have to eat it exactly i don't care what
they say about you pear you are smart
what who says i'm not smart round one
draw an octopus
well at least it's an actual food i was
afraid i was gonna have to eat an old
boot or something like that you wouldn't
want to eat an old food are you kidding
nothing would be worse than eating an
old boot and that's time
oh man that was fast i didn't quite
finish what do you think that's an
octopus all right
i don't have to eat an octopus or should
i say ate an octopus
yup and clearly mine is an octopus so uh
i guess neither of us have to not so
fast pear that doesn't look like an
octopus to me what of course it does i
don't know pear it only has seven legs
maybe you don't know this but octopuses
have eight legs i know how many legs an
octopus has i just ran out of time sorry
but i'm gonna have to challenge this one
fine who's gonna judge because it can't
be you we'll just ask this random
passerby excuse me sir what is this
drawing of i i literally have no idea it
makes no sense is it being held right
side up dude it's obviously an octopus
an octopus
i think not octopi don't have bowels on
the sides of their heads their mouths
are underneath besides if these are
supposed to be legs there are only seven
of them
you seriously couldn't tell it was an
octopus because it only had seven legs
well it's not called a septupus now
wizard good day
i ran out of time and it seems you ran
out of luck you failed to draw an
octopus so you'll have to eat one at the
end of the episode good grief on to
round two this time we must drop a
bicycle go oh
a bicycle come on that's not even
remotely edible well if you can draw one
you won't have to worry about that will
you well i guess not oh geez bicycles
are harder to draw than i thought they'd
be two seconds left why is there so
little time and pencils down what do you
say bicycle bicycle how about mine um
what the heck is that dude it's a
bicycle it has two wheels a frame
give me a break you know exactly what it
is and i can't say that i do challenge
now come on relax we'll ask a random
passerby you sir yes him again really
excuse me sir but could you tell me what
this is a drawing of oh i know what this
is it's an impressionistic rendition of
the concept of friendship huh yes you
see the lines are ridiculous they
obviously aren't trying to communicate
anything literal oh so you're an art
critic now i minored yes scram zucchini
oh my gosh i'm gonna have to eat a
bicycle you sure are and i'm really
excited to watch it
[Laughter]
ah come on bear don't tell me you're
already too tired of my jokes
[Applause]
round three this time we have to draw
joy
joy how the heck am i supposed to draw
joy i don't know but i sure as heck did
it what you're already done i kind of
have to be there's only one second left
what that
end time
well they're both awful you think mine's
awful does that mean you're challenging
yes i'm challenging challenge i
challenge very well random passerby what
say you this guy again why is he always
passing by hey it's a free country pal i
don't have to answer to you but if you
must know
i kind of forgot where i live random
passerby what do you think this is a
picture of i don't think it's a picture
of anything ha
because i know it's a picture of joy
what how's that okay so what's mine a
picture of huh is it joy too
nah jubilation perhaps but certainly not
joy
and that's certainly not joy either
whatever it doesn't even matter what i
have to eat joy now that's impossible no
someone called the name's joyce
seriously joy is an old boot i describe
myself more as middle-aged but sure oh
and i brought my bicycle and pet octopus
is instructed
wow well that's a surprisingly tiny
bicycle and octopus maybe this won't be
as hard as i thought who are you talking
about i ain't no octopus can't you count
i only got seven legs oh
okay well
where's the octopus then right here
who's gonna try and eat me oh
is it you
nope not sir nope i already ate
wait was that a pun eight because i have
eight legs
i just got it um
yeah yeah it was a pun oh
well
i hate pies
it's your boy little apple got my half
brother corey with me and today we're
doing the cinnamon challenge tell them
the rules corey okay if i have to
okay but seriously first we're gonna get
a spoon and load it up with the stop
everything the cinnamon challenge is
dangerous perilous hazardous risky
unsafe and precarious whoa who is this
guy is he the cinnamon we're gonna eat
unhand me ruffian let go relinquish your
grip i am not to beaten as i am no
mild-mannered stick of cinnamon i am
synonym stick synonym as in words that
mean the same thing correct precisely
exactly indubitably phil let me get this
straight they sent the nerd to tell us
we can't do a challenge video because
it's too dangerous
indeed truly to be sure listen bro
danger is my middle name okay
well actually i'm not sure that because
i lost half of my brain that remembers
my middle name but the half of my brain
i lost also contains my ability to
experience fear so step aside i'm a down
this spoonful of cinnamon consequences
be darn
i cannot let you do that
oh yeah
you and what army this army meet my two
best friends my buddies my pals
companions associates comrades compadres
l o l
you think some hummus and a little tiny
ant can stop me
come on little apple let's do this
challenge oh i'm no hummus and i know
hint i'm
antonym
i'm homonym
homonym ah what can i say all the good
superhero names were taken
what just happened why did you pull out
a fan when you said that oh that's my
thing i say a word that sounds like
another word bro that's the homophone
not a homonym okay da i always mix them
up
dang it homonem can you not do anything
right okay see now that was a homonym
can and can are spelled in spoken the
exact same way but they mean completely
different things i finally did it right
that's great
and now we're back to homophones
i thought i was gonna like this guy
turned out not so much
agreed way to go homonym you blew it
again look look look this was supposed
to be a fun challenge video but it's
really starting to feel like english
class and i hate english class you three
obviously aren't gonna be able to stop
us so how about you just stand aside and
let us do the cinnamon challenge before
anybody gets hurt
no nay negative negatory sure thing go
right ahead thank you glad to see
someone's being reasonable you'll have
to forgive antonym he always says the
opposite of what he actually thinks i
like your mustache thank you
hey
honestly corey i think we should just
pack it in for today i don't want to
fight these guys why not we'd totally
win not true false erroneous yeah we
would who cares if we'd win or not i'm
just not in the mood anymore maybe we
shouldn't do the cinnamon challenge you
know it's supposed to be a fun video
that's some life-threatening thing wow
well congrats you weirdos you won this
round can't believe i'm about to say
this but i guess when it comes to
stopping dangerous challenge videos from
happening you guys rock yeah i'd say you
guys rock no rock
cinnamon sticks
antonym
speak to me guys um if it makes you feel
any better rock is a homonym yeah
actually that does make me feel better
thank you for saying that back to
homophones bro dang it what up fruit
lovers a to the o here with a bunch of
people i've never seen before
oi we're here for the challenge video
yeah we all saw the flyer but it didn't
say what the challenge was what's
today's challenge mysterious announcer
voice guy i'm glad you asked it's the 10
000 calorie challenge
wait isn't that the one where you have
to eat a ton of food i'm out me too i'm
not gonna eat food i am food wait you
can't leave if everybody leaves we can't
do a video you can't leave
um why are all the exits locked
allow me to introduce myself
oh my gosh it's puzzle piece that's not
my name hmm i know it has something to
do with the game checkerboard no
monopoly man no
oh are you the naked guy from operation
i'm the guy from the saw movies jigsaw
oh yeah i remember now i totally saw
those movies a long time ago
laugh it up because here's the sour news
about today's 10 000 calorie challenge
you're not here to do the eating you're
here to be eaten
i never saw paris
i know right a baguette that's never
seen paris what's he been doing with
himself his whole life just loafing
around
oh for the love since this is a
challenge
i have made it sporting you'll find
weapon stashed throughout the kitchen
which you may attempt to defend
yourselves
wow
how do i look pretty sharp i bet
may the odds be ever in your flavor
oh my gosh i've never used a medieval
weapon before i hope i know how to
well you better learn fast there's no
time to catch up
lord what do we do there's only one
thing we can do
food fight
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yeah
hey you don't lay a finger on that
butterfinger
you know i've been thinking about it you
know how orange is a recurring character
in this show and no other character in
this video is i don't notice that yeah i
don't think that holds well for us
zucchini hi i'm a cucumber like it
matters bro we're both about to die
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i'm warning you arm i'm armed
the 10 000 calorie mark has been
achieved orange you are the sole
survivor
you now have a choice would you like to
go free or would you like to play a game
ooh how about monopoly i've never played
against the monopoly man himself
no
mousetrap no
cranium we're not playing cranium you
don't get to pick the game maybe not but
it sure seems like somebody's about to
pick cranium yours actually what that
makes absolutely no
my scripting
is
sorry
it's your boy little apple i'm here with
my half brother corey and today we're
trying the cinnamon challenge again i
can't even put into words how psyched i
am to be here partially because i love
challenges and partially because i lost
the half of my brain that store the
vocabulary so last time we tried the
cinnamon challenge it didn't really work
out yeah really kicked our butt well i
mean your butt anyway
ever since the accident i haven't had
one enough about your butt corey
now then the rules are easy all you
gotta do is eat a full spoon of cinnamon
and try to swallow it without drinking
water it's super hard to do because your
mouth gets all dry i bet i lost half of
my saliva glands in the accident they're
the thing gonna be a cakewalk for old
cory okay so let's get started all we
need is a spoon chick and some cinnamon
check
hold on stop is this really necessary
could we just do this with ground
cinnamon instead how do you think they
get ground cinnamon huh by grinding up
an actual stick of cinnamon
are you asked for this you made this
happen i hope you choke i
i guess i really never considered no
kidding you didn't
oh the pain it's in my fanny please stop
no no keep going at this point i just
want the pain to be over
put me out of my misery
so
are you gonna eat it no i'm not gonna
eat it neither of us are eating it i'm
beginning to understand why we've never
done the cinnamon challenge before i'll
tell you what let's pick something else
something that maybe doesn't involve you
know brutal grinding of living foods
well how about the saltine challenge
it's really similar to the cinnamon
challenge huh you know what kroy that
suggestion ain't half bad
because i'm cut in half okay everyone
corey and your boy are pivoting here's
how the saltine challenge works we're
each gonna try to eat six saltine
crackers in one minute but we can't
drink any water the crackers are gonna
dry out our mouth something fierce so
it's not gonna be easy sounds like a
challenge although you should be the
judge of that i have a tough time
identifying certain sounds because my
auditory nerve with damage in the
accident saltine challenge time here we
go let's get some saltine crackers in
here oh my gosh no no
[Applause]
why the what the
who's that
he thanks a lot youtube us you jerks
just had to do the saltine challenge
didn't you well where do you think
saltine crackers come from huh they come
from wheat that gets brutally ground
into flour
[Applause]
oh i'm so sorry we didn't think that
that's right you didn't think bro what
have we done i just wanted to do a
harmless challenge episode harmless
harmless that's my brother they just
well
corey the saltine challenge isn't
working out
how about the gallon challenge we try to
drink a gallon of milk without puking
and nobody gets crushed or ground or
grated or gets their butt bitten off
anything like that perfect the gallon
challenge it is stop what are you
doing oh that's my wife stacey
[Applause]
ah okay change of plans no food-based
challenges um we're just gonna do
another uh try not to laugh challenge
okay
sounds good okay i'm bringing in my
comedian buddy for this one oh good luck
trying not to laugh in my cheesy jokes
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okay i almost laughed at that but i held
it in hey everybody i'm cheesy the
comedian and i gotta say it's dary nice
to be here
okay that almost got me but i held it
together i gotta say you are a great
crowd great crowd and do i mean great
what's happening
comedy is pain
okay admit it you're about to laugh what
no corey he isn't funny at all so what
challenge you want to do next bro we are
done with challenges
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you