[PHONES RINGING, BACKGROUND DIALOGUE]
♪ I WOULD BE COMPLEX ♪
♪ I WOULD BE COOL ♪
♪ THEY'D SAY I PLAYED THE FIEL BEFORE I FOUND SOMEONE TO COMMIT TO ♪
♪ AND THAT WOULD BE OK ♪
♪ FOR ME TO DO ♪
♪ EVERY CONQUEST I HAD MADE WOULD MAKE ME MORE OF A BOSS TO YOU ♪
♪ I'D BE A FEARLESS LEADER ♪
♪ I'D BE AN ALPHA TYPE ♪
♪ WHEN EVERYONE BELIEVES YA ♪
♪ WHAT'S THAT LIKE? ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN ♪
♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER IF I WAS A MAN ♪
♪ AND I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN...♪
♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ THEY'D SAY I HUSTLED ♪
♪ PUT IN THE WORK ♪
♪ THEY WOULDN'T SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND QUESTION HOW MUCH OF THIS I DESERVE ♪
♪ WHAT I WAS WEARING ♪
♪ IF I WAS RUDE ♪
♪ COULD ALL BE SEPARATED FROM MY GOOD IDEAS AND POWER MOVES ♪
♪ AND THEY WOULD TOAST TO ME, OH ♪
♪ LET THE PLAYERS PLAY ♪
♪ I'D BE JUST LIKE LEO ♪
♪ IN SAINT-TROPEZ ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN ♪
♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER IF I WAS A MAN ♪
♪ AND I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN... ♪
♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT RAKING IN DOLLARS ♪
♪ AND GETTING BITCHES AND MODELS ♪
♪ AND IT'S ALL GOOD IF YOU'RE BAD ♪
♪ AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE MAD IF I WAS OUT FLASHING MY DOLLARS
♪ I'D BE A BITCH, NOT A BALLER ♪
♪ THEY PAINT ME OUT TO BE BAD ♪
♪ SO IT'S OKAY THAT I'M MAD ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN ♪
♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER IF I WAS A MAN ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN (COMING AT ME AGAIN) ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN... (IF I WAS A MAN...) ♪
♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN (I'D BE THE MAN) ♪
♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN (AS FAST AS I CAN) ♪
♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER (IF I WAS A MAN) ♪
♪ AND I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN (COMING AT ME AGAIN) ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN... ( IF I WAS A MAN...) ♪
♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ I'D BE THE MAN (YEAH) ♪
♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪
♪ ♪
♪ IF I WAS A MAN ♪
♪ [WOMAN'S VOICE]
♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪
[ACTOR] EH, JUST CHECKING WAS THAT LAST TAKE MORE WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND
[TAYLOR AS DIRECTOR] PRETTY GOOD, AH COULD YOU TRY TO BE SEXIER?
MAYBE MORE LIKELABLE THIS TIME
[ACTOR] OK, OK NO PROBLEM
[TAYLOR AS DIRECTOR] BY THE WAY EXCELLENT WORK OVER THERE LAUREN THAT WAS ASTONISHING
[LAUREN] THANKS