so my blood pressures already up does
that mean that they it'll be fine he
says did you watch the lie-detector test
they did on the Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills I dunno because I want to
know whether you determine that to be a
legitimate test or not I mean I can't
tell if it was real was it real I cannot
see that well you oughta check it out
I'd like to let me know your findings is
your name Sarah Paulson yes I'm so
nervous
were you born in the city of Tampa
Florida yes I was and are you an Emmy
award-winning actress yes are you ready
to take this lie-detector test
um no I'm not really but I'm gonna do it
my heart just already picked up didn't
it Barry I think it did yeah why don't
we talk about your life so you attended
LaGuardia High School in New York aka
the fame High School right correct did
you by any chance watch the movie before
going there
whitey seems so hostile are you like
playing a part I was like a hostile
interrogator I am the interrogator okay
yes I did watch the movie did you watch
the 2009 remake No why not
I didn't I wasn't interested did you
ever lose a role to this fellow
LaGuardia alum Sarah Michelle Gellar I
don't think so
only a casting director could tell you
but I don't think so I'm so nervous
because when my heart races I'm afraid
it's gonna affect okay maybe that's not
what you can tell the blood foot what
what I don't know says here you are a
waitress briefly is that correct very
briefly is it true that you quit after
just one day because you didn't know how
to spell parmesan that is correct
can you spell parmesan now no I can't
p.a are M is Jean no I can't actually
can't know halfway did you have a
special way of handling customers that
didn't tip well I wasn't there long
enough to receive a tip I literally went
home the same day I started okay would
you consider yourself a good tipper yes
I'm a great tipper always 20% usually
more isn't that true
that's truthful you've previously spoken
about your fear of clusters of small
holes is that something you're still
afraid of yes I'm not interested in it
makes me nervous to talk about I don't
like anything clustered too too close or
nestled I don't like it holes
oh are you gonna show me a hole what
about this cereal could you eat this
know if it's like a real honey we love
it what is it I don't like it not
interested in that taken away so I don't
puke on you what about this movie did
this movie make you nervous why are you
doing this to me
no this is the movie holes nope the word
doesn't bother me and I really like all
those actors that's true no not a lie I
don't see any readout oh you it will
read crazy if it's a lie Perry makes me
nervous let's move on to your career
you've been collaborating with Ryan
Murphy for almost 10 years is that
correct correct I mean I don't know if
it's the exact year but yeah I'm gonna
trust that you research that do you
think you're his favorite of all the
American Horror Story cast members I
don't
I think his favorite is Jessica Lange do
you think this man is his least favorite
I don't think he's mad at Evan I love
Evan I miss Evan could you name all of
the eight seasons of American Horror
Story in ten seconds all of the eight
seasons meaning they're full titles just
the names the names okay action a murder
house asylum coven freak show Hotel
Roanoke cults a cop apocalypse you did
it I did it not bad whoo what about the
other seven members of your oceans eight
crew could you name them okay action
sandy Kate Mindy Nora aquafina of above
above me Rihanna and Hathaway is eight
they were occurring number in your life
I don't think so
be honest are you a part of the
Illuminati No
are you in the Illuminati you're very
angry person you ask a lot of questions
with a lot of anger and your voice I
just want you to know that and it
doesn't make a person entirely
comfortable making people comfortable
isn't my job he took part in a jewelry
heist in oceans 8 you ever stolen
anything in real life
yes oh do tell can't I plead the fifth
what was it I stole I stole a lot of
candy when I was a kid from the local
store I apologize Barry for that yeah
I'm gonna plead the fifth but there was
another larger steal that's embarrassing
to talk about I was very young took too
old to have done it but but young and
you portrayed Marcia Clark in American
crime story right yes and I heard you
wore her perfume while playing the role
yes did you like the smell of that
perfume no its stunk it stunk so bad it
was like the bottom of a pond like like
a second
Moss peat moss Marcia didn't like my
saying that because it made it seem like
she was stinky at that time but she
wasn't stinky at that time the perfume
had turned cuz I bought it on ebay so
she didn't smell back then it probably
smelled good and fresh but when I wore
it it smelled like okay let's move on to
pop culture uh you've talked about your
allegiance to the Real Housewives series
yes oh you're gonna make me pick a
favorite with Bethenny Frankel not
returning for this season of New York do
you think the show will survive without
her I think the star of the Beverly
Hills I'm sorry very good I think the
star of The Real Housewives is the
franchise itself so I think it will
survive without her yes although I
personally will miss her I'd like them
to bring back Jill Zarin though
personally will you miss Lisa Vanderpump
um you know I don't want to I don't want
her coming after me on Twitter but I
won't
I won't miss her almost the dynamic she
brings to the group which is you know
the fear of God she instills in everyone
but but no I won't miss her I met her
once at a party she wasn't that nice to
me am I gonna get in trouble for that
she wasn't that nice if your acting
career wherever to Plateau would you
join the cast of Real Housewives yes
which one in New York New York is my
number one it's my OG as the kids say
have you ever considered what your tag
line would be probably what my tag line
is on Twitter or to just always hungry
I'm an actress after all you've been
best friends with Amanda Peet for over
20 years is that correct correct mm-hmm
that's my best friend there she is you
guys and she's married to Game of
Thrones co-creator David Benioff yes did
you ever ask her to help get you a role
on Game of Thrones No
did you know what would happen before
the final season aired no they wouldn't
tell me and also I didn't want to know
cuz I'm such a rabid fan it was like I
didn't want it to be ruined for me
should a woman have been chosen for the
Iron Throne
um
I don't know I'm happy with how it ended
I just wish it hadn't ended is that a
lie she has not lied this entire session
so far I've told no fibs kids no lying
happening
you also mentioned you became friends
with Breanna during the filming of
oceans 8 right well I mean like yes
she's been nice to me I have her phone
number
I think she's changed it regionally
though cuz she hasn't texted me back so
you don't still keep in touch um well I
just interviewed her for Interview
magazine so we had a nice phone call
yeah she ever come to you for
relationship advice
no what about acting advice No
do you wish you would no no I look at
her umbrella Ella I love her at any
point during this interview did you lie
and we didn't catch you no you didn't
ask me anything scary this you guys suck
basically you could have come up with
something that would have really put me
on the spot but you didn't have you ever
committed murder yes yes I've committed
several murders if their movement that
indicate that that's alive
I think the Machine knew that you were
making a joke this is a fake
lie-detector test you guys
I lied 30 times during this FYI that's
that's your first fly you were being
truthful until then you could tell