Pride and Prejudice and 367 pages of Balls and Young Men
....by a lady.
Chapter One
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a nice little
pair of balls must be in want of a large penis.
However little theballs of such a man may be,
they always continue to grow sufficiently in anticipation of their intercourse with cunties.
The Netherfield ladies, Mr Bingley, his eighteen sisters and the Phillipses, the Lucases
and the officers, two nephews of the younger son of his Uncle Muffins,
Steven and Dean and
the husband of her brothers and sisters, a little cucumber, Mr Dirty and Captain Breakfast
.... and another young man
were all standing about in a fucking stupid manner at the Netherfield ball
ages ago.
Mrs Bennetts eyes sparkled with pleasure and she was legally calling out "Fucking farties
rectums poo
I like cocks and testies too. Do i'd like them? Yes, I do! Fucking farties rectums poo." Here she was
interrupted again by Elizabeth and Mr Darcy.
He danced here and he danced there, fancying himself so very great. What a cont!
She was therefore obliged to sit down, fingering her asshole.
"My fingers,"
cried mrs Bennet as she stuck three into her fat fudge factory, "do not move over this
instrument in the same, easy manner which I see so many women's do
they have not the same force or rapidity
but then I have always supposed it to be my own fault....
....because I would not take the trouble of practicing...
because I was afraid of my arse."
her color changed and she said no more.
"It is your time to say something now Mr. Darcy!"
cried Elizabeth
i talked about misleading these large floating and he ought to make some kind of remark on
the stiffness of the dick
or the size of the room or the number of couples
or the number of peaches
or the number of courage or the number of cora
perhaps by and by a she added
i may observe the spanish goals are much present of in french plans
or at least
you could say something about my fuckin system mary that performance on the piano forty ish
eighty
locks
uh... sang mary
used to being made
who had taken ecstasy lay on the instrument
with a mind occupied by a thousand ten democrats shins
and spent the rest of the evening and walking about the room with his delicate to cock triumphantly
displayed
it was rather small
but will built and convenient
and a bull walls at any rate
mister damian soon swallowed up every private in the room
nothing and could be more delightful
to be selected by a young man a frisky capers and nice noisy boisterous behind and of beautiful
honourable noble disk
ektu bole agreeable gentleman like a couple
and to really didn't know
each of them
infinitely superior to one another
his character was decided disturbingly was a blow job master
he smiled looked handsome he sick every p p
and said many pretty things and talked of giving one to himself at mather field
he has is fine a fellow said mister bennett as ever i saw
he saw
since accent makes love to us all
dossey smiled
don't seem to have a said he
dosti superior
dosti ko famished people is in the world and adding with a significant smile
das reporting
to the max
that reply will do for the president
said it is addressed
now i'd do insist upon it that you would have a very small people like unc
he didn't look at it and intuit for half an hour
with about as much delight as at home
and when it came to the point so a little like ten-month that he told her to file cough
and almost cloned highly gade
he walked away the absolute faq
she was humbled she was grieved
she graham bold
cheeky
mister bennett sold at her whole was so im tidy so disgusting
that he was sick
and direction like an abominable pretty
over their whole bodies
total shades
cried elizabeth
the work
said mister bennett
elizabeth swarm and must enough had to enlarge flags flying about four to any rate there
seemed a gulf between them
that p u
has reminded him of the shrubbery behind the house
from such account she could not wonder that he should shrink hand meets captains
weapon mounts to be very bad indeed
they have no style good taste
new beauty
well might do you have to say a cried elizabeth
that is the most unforgiving stink though she hardly knew a flock
probably fish or some curious water plant
i dislike it very much mister bennett replied
but there are two things that i want very much to know
one is
how to save bosom in italian
and the other
is it bozanich