You so fucking precious when you smile
hit it from the back and drive you wild
Girl I lose myself up in those eyes
I just had to let you know you're mine
That was a lot... that was a lot... that was crazy (mhhmmmh huuuh)
It's crazy. what's up guys, good morning? It's like 9:30 a.m.. In the morning
Okay, anyway. I'm making my nice morning coffee. You know the drill, but let me give you a little rundown about what's up.
So basically today
I'm driving up into the mountains of California
To visit my grandpa-- well actually not just my grandpa my other family too, of course. Pretty pumped about it
He lives about six or seven hours away from where I live
And I don't even know where he lives because it's so far away
It's very like remote, and there's no Wi-Fi so that's not good and I'm worried about it.
Luckily, I'm only gonna not have Wi-Fi for like one day because we're only gonna be there for like one full day -
Anyway, that's not important. It's not gonna be pretty. That's all I have to say. BUT today, I'm going to be vlogging my road trip
I'm road trippin with my dad, and it's gonna be so lit
You know we're planning on
Stopping a little bit to take some photos along the way, we might stop and get like a burrito somewhere because I'm really
Trying to eat a burrito right about now. Anyways, moral of the story is on the way there. We're gonna
Have a good time. We're gonna get some food. We're gonna just get lit. And I think road trips are fun
So you're just gonna come along with me, but we're not on the road yet, so before we can do that....
It's time to make some coffee
*whirring*
Look how cute my new phone case is. It's from Wildflower. I'm in love with them
I'll link it down below cause it's so fucking cute. Look at how cute it is!
I like road trips a lot when I like make the most out of it. We have like plans along the way
I don't like when it's just like a road trip, and you just have to like sit in the car
*phone dings*
When you just have to like sit in the car for like 7 hours and like you don't get to like you don't get anything
Out of it except for like the final destination. I like to make the road trip itself fun because that's what life's about
it...
so...
There we go, she's done
I'll see you when I do something else a little bit more interesting because for now it's not gonna be interesting
So see you then alright
Hey guys, so just got on my outfit
So let me give you a quick little OOTD because we all know how fun an OOTD is. All right,
We got Doc Martens. Jeans are from
Urban Outfitters, they're the brand bdg, I believe. Belt and shirt are both from forever 21
And then glasses are from PacSun
I have to go walk my dogs and shit then my dad's gonna get here
And we're gonna get on the road. You guys excited? I know I am. Alright see ya a lil bit (hehah)
We're fricken out here boy
Yeah, it's good. You're leaving the back seat empty because I'm gonna fill that whole thing
We're fricken out here boy. That's all I have to say we're ready to go and it's gonna be a great time
What do you think?
DAD: I think it's gonna be good as long as we can find you some good coffee
We're gonna have to find a place with almond milk.
DAD: but we're up for it!
No and if we can't do it I'll just swallow a burrito hole instead. Okay, so first before we start driving there to put on the chapstick
This is Burt's Bees acai berry. What are you doing?
after I get gas can you drive because I'm just sick of this already
whaaaah!
*car starts saying random shit*
This fucking happens to me once every blue moon.
I can't-
I've never known how to turn that off
You know some cars have like the thing so that when you're backing up like you can (hyyynahh)
DAD: Oh yeah, the little computer?
hhhhhh I don't think...
My dad's putting his stuff into my trunk so that we can (phhhh) hit the road, Jack.
I just really feel like I forgot something crucial
what if I forgot a charger for something because the thing is it's not like you can just run out and like get something if
You need it because my grandpa lives in a very
Remote area like there's literally nothing around him except for like farms if you forget something you're genuinely fucked so
We'll see if I forgot something... I brought my iPad
I was going to bring my DS on this trip because I usually bring my DS when I go
But this year I didn't bring my DS because I couldn't fricken find it anywhere
I literally looked for my DS for like an hour, but I did bring my iPad so like I can play temple run
But I wanted to play Mario Kart. You know what I'm saying. I'm really hyped up on coffee right now. You're paying the price
I'm sorry, okay
Let's go to the gas station
See the funny part about it is like I've been going to his house since I was like a little tot
But I still don't know where it is like on a map
I would think that people of your generation
Like young people because they like use their phones for directions and everything and don't really look at maps
You don't really get a feeling I mean if you look at a map
Emma: No uhhh-
I mean if you look at a map, from like an overview,
I don't know for me that gives me like a really clear idea of where everything is...
Emma: It does-
I can also look at a map and not even know exactly what the roads are and sort of head in the right direction
EMMA: stop flexing on me
*creepy forced laughter*
Honestly, though Siri fucks me up so much
She kind of like screws me over half the time
But I'm like thankful for her cause she cares about me, like I know she cares about me
It's just that-- DAD: except that time that it took you off into *****
Emma; Oh my gosh!
DAD: I'm getting fricken whiplash!
I'm not like a reckless driver, but when I'm alone like I will make last-minute decisions, and I will give myself whiplash
But now that my dad's in the car
I have to drive like 25 on the freeway, and it's like really hard
But that's why I want him to drive even though this is my car
This is my whip him touching the wheel just feels wrong ya know?
Yeah, no, I'm good to just sit here.
No. It's okay, though
You're driving. DAD: okay. EMMA:I've kind of done this rant. I did a rant once where I'm like
Why do people get so annoying about cars? It's not an important status symbol unless you have a Tesla then you're superior
I don't feel like I'm allowed to go in this way. It's too late. It's literally too late like I already did
We out here at the gas station, fam. What's up? (hyuah)
The gas here is so freakin expensive
It's just not fair. And there goes all of my money! White van is staring at me
This is just how my life is. Last vlog
I was talking about how I feel like everyone's gonna kill me and everybody was like no one's gonna kidnap you. You're too ugly
Yeah, fuck you whoever said that by the way. Fuck you, okay? Fuck off
It is now uhm
12:02 life is great life is crazy life's been crazy. How's it been? DAD: It's been great
We are stopping to get some coffee because... DAD: Oh fun fact for everyone
We're in Gilroy, which is the Garlic capital of the world? maybe?
I don't know I don't want to google it so yeah
If you eat garlic, chances are I came from here
Is that true?
emmas dad: I.. I don't actually know if that's true.
yeah, that was- (groans in disapproval)
I just Yelped... I looked up coffee shops in Gilroy and there was literally one five minutes away
So I was like fam, we out here fam, so we're gonna get some coffee
I'm gonna get decaf because I already had a caffeinated today
And I don't want to number one pee my pants and number two shit my pants and then number three..
Dad: Go insane
Exactly because if I have literally more than two caffeinated coffees these days,
I have a full-fledged freak out. But yeah life is crazy. We've been driving for about an hour now
[emma.exe has stopped working]
Just gossiping about all the Hoe's you know? Pretty excited to get this coffee. How about you? Are you gonna get something?
Yeah for sure
[sexy jazz music]
bone apple tit hehe xdd
DAD: Oh, ya know what, there's seating outside!
You wanna sit outside?
DAD: Yeah yeah yeah
Okay, we're gonna sit outside... Can try my latte first?
[fucking harasses the coffee cup]
[beats the living shit out of the straw]
[stabs the coffee cup like a murderer]
[slorps coffee]
Ooh~
That's really good if you're in Gilroy come to fifth Street Coffee Roasting Co
It's actually really good, and I don't say that about many places so keep that in mind. Okay.
Wow nice bath and Bodyworks bag
He keeps his vegan bananas in there.
DAD: Yeah as opposed to the non vegan bananas, which actually have bacon in the center
*emma literally dies from laughing*
[lit ass music plays]
*emma wtf are u doin*
*emma what the actual fuck*
*BITCH JUST FUCKIN DISAPPEARED*
*oh wait nvm*
*YOU BETTER STOP*
*BITCH STOP*
*is confused in dad*
(Sexy music plays)
(eerie music plays)
We literally drove for like 10 minutes, and then we found a cool area for photos. Let me show you a little bit
We have all of this green like very open space kind of looks like a Windows background
Then we have this I don't know okay, we have some...
... plants?
Let's see what happens. At this rate, we're probably never gonna get to Grandpa's house, but whatever.
DAD: It's all about the journey, man
DAD: It's all about the journey
*why.*
DAD: Okay, you can delete that
Hoe coming to try and kill us
Moving on from that. That was fun, but I've gotta keep going. You know I mean we're gonna find many more places
hopefully if life treats us right but we'll see.
Hi. Oh my god, it looks like a fucking teacher.
Let's change that. Better. So we've been driving for like another like I don't know 45 minutes, and it's burrito time bitches
We just stopped at a place. It looks really good. Here we go. It's right here...
We're trying to find parking now, but we really want a burrito
Waiting for my burrito to come out pretty dissapointed because they don't have black beans they only have refried beans but
*turns into a fucking horse*
What can ya do. All right, we're gonna take some pics
selfie with bae xdd hehe
DAD:Uh, do you wanna feel what an earthquake feels like?
No.
DAD: Watch!
Why are you doing this?
It's good
its spicy :(
Both of these burritos together were $8 we love a bargain don't we queen?
DAD: You are makin that burrito pay.
*scoffs because im queen*
Yeah
Just chillin with BAE
I don't know why I'm like still filming like I've been filming me eating this burrito for like 20 minutes
I'm turning this off. We just finished our burritos
They were actually good like even though it wasn't black beans, and it was refried. They were still really good the salsa was also good
Oh my god (starts choking)
But yeah, so food was definitely 10 out of 10 one of the better burritos I've had. I don't feel like uncomfortable
You know sometimes when you like need a burrito and afterwards like wow I actually feel like
Pregnant why you don't feel pregnant right now, so like really surprised and impressed, anyways.. yeah, back on the road now
Peace out squad squad. Love you all. (hehhah) hope you're loving this vlog so far subscribe if you like it
No, just kidding. So we're back in the car life is good and life is crazy. We're not even like that close to our final destination
And we've literally been driving for like four hours um
You just ate a burrito and now you're eating an apple. okay?
How do you think this road trip's been going so far?
DAD: so far it's great no traffic
Do you need me to turn on maps?
DAD: no no I got it.
Okayyy. You say that now... (uhhuhhhhuh) Mhh you're gonna regret it...
You're doing an apple mukbang I'm proud of you.
DAD: Oh, yeah!
You just have to chew a little bit louder
DAD: I'm working on that. Okay, so this is a pink lady...
*instant cringe and regret*
Sorry about that guys. Guys can we talk about burritos
For a second. They are so good. They're important to me. He's always eating burritos when I was growing up
He always used to eat burritos all the time
That's like your comfort food of choice like a lot of people go to McDonald, Burger King, Wendy's you know Krispy Kreme?
But he always got burritos, and so then that's just how I grew up - on that burrito hype.
There's the California milk whatever the fuck that is I have no clue what that is.
BOTH OF THEM TALKING OVER EACHOTHER: It's like a oh it's where they like pasteurized milk. Yeah, I think so me and my dad both
Do not drink milk, so I'm pretty offended right now. How about you?
DAD: No, that's my resolution is to never be offended again.
Speaking of the fact that we just got burritos, can we talk about Taco Bell, because I've like never been there.
DAD: Oh, are you serious?
OOH can I please tell a Taco Bell story? Sorry everybody buckle your seatbelts
I'm telling a Taco Bell story: me and a few of my friends were going to a football game
That was like kind of far away
And all my friends were like let's go to Taco Bell, and I'm vegetarian and I was like okay
There's literally nothing for me to get here life is bad.
I literally ordered like rice and a side of beans and the beans were
Literally like looked like dog food soup and the rice was like okay. You know when rice is like overcooked and it's like crunchy
It was that. So that was stupid. Wait a minute what the fuck? OK subway footlongs are no longer five dollars. They're $4.99
That's freaking crazy
I love backseat driving my dad because he loves it he thinks it's so fun and like helpful
One thing about backseat driving no matter what everyone says about it
I know it's annoying, but it's so helpful. Let me show you guys. What's going on. I'll give you a little montage
Do the roosters have large talons? Do the chickens have large talons? oh wait give me the wig, Oh keep your eyes on the prize
Do the roosters have large talons?
Do the chickens have large talons?
(ehhhhhhhhh) It's golden hour
my computer (or-or...or) my phone... my camera is about to die so I can't film this any of this
But I'm gonna insert the photos that I take right now. It's golden hour. We're about to take some photos right here
I can't tell you anything cuz my camera is about to die
but I'll insert them. I think I'm gonna go to a coffee shop and charge my camera because I can't have a dead camera and
We're not even there yet, so anyways. I'll insert the pictures right now. Okay, bye (hehheh OOOOMH)
Okay, hi. I'm literally trying to film this before my camera dies because my camera dies so quickly oh my god
it's beeping okay, so we just got to this coffee place called Tazz coffee, and I'm gonna charge my camera and
Download the photos woah woah woah woah Wow bow bow bow?
Bye. So didn't film in there cuz I was charging the camera you know the drill you know how it is people. So I just chilled in there,
charged my camera looked at some of the photos
I just posted two photos in one day cannot wait to get roasted for that
And then now we're going to like some weird-ass fuckin grocery store. I don't know why we're going
Grocery Outlet
bargain market
Valentine's Day is coming. I don't like Valentine's Day. I'm gonna insert a baby head on it.
DAD: Oh, that's so cute. Is it a boy or a girl? That is one serious bag of onions look at this.
Alright, moving on. (weird laughs)
Hi guys just wanted to give you a little update
It is now 7:30 at night, which actually isn't that late honestly
So I don't know what I'm whining about... and we've made it. That was it for today's vlog. We're here at Grandpa's
I hope you had fun
Hope you enjoyed this #roadtrip with me! If you enjoyed this and want me to go on more road trips comment
Below where I should go and who I should go with cuz I want to go in some road trips fam, all right
Love you guys, appreciate you guys, bye guys