- What up, what up, what up, fruit lovers?
Orange here with another super fly episode of Ask Orange!
Let's dig into those questions!
- [Narrator] "Hey Orange, where's the TNT I ordered?"
- It arrived safe and sound, Richard!
And I do mean safe.
(laughs)
It's all locked up in there.
And I promised Pear I wouldn't
blow up anything in this episode.
So, that's where the TNT is gonna stay.
I'm not opening it up.
Nope, I'm just gonna sit right here
and eat this chili with pinto and navy beans.
Yum yum yum!
- [Narrator] "Orange, don't eat chili
"with pinto and navy beans or else.
"If you know what I mean."
- Om nom nom nom.
(stomach grumbling)
- Hey, dude.
Did I just hear your stomach growl big time?
- Pear, back away!
- Well that doesn't sound good!
- No it does not!
Run now before it's too late!
- What?
- I said run, Pear!
(farts, both scream)
- [Narrator] It's time for Ask Orange!
"Orange you glad I subscribed?"
- You subscribed?
That's grape news!
(laughs)
- [Narrator] "Orange, do you have a pet snake?"
- [Orange] Yep!
Although now I'm beginning to think
this snake was a mistake!
(laughter trails off)
Let me out of here!
- [Grapefruit] Yeah, I got a question.
Wanna watch me flex?
- Grapefruit!
You can't submit to Ask Orange!
These are for fans' questions!
- Oh, but I am a fan!
A fan of these abs.
Check 'em out, everyone!
Get a good look!
(laughs)
What do you think of my physique, Orange?
- Honestly, it's tough to stomach.
(laughs)
- Ugh.
- [Narrator] "What would happen
"if you were more muscled than Grapefruit?"
(laughs)
- Yeah, okay, like that would ever happen.
What the?!
- Whoa!
I didn't flex-pect this!
(laughs)
Whoa, look at 'em go!
Look at my little nipples go!
E-O-E-O!
(laughs)
- I don't understand.
I lift weights every day to get big and strong.
How did you get so huge so quickly?
♪ Old MacDonald had two nipples ♪
♪ E-O-E-O-E ♪
(laughs)
(sighs)
- We truly are living in the stupidest timeline.
- [Narrator] "Can Pear do a backflip?"
- Of course he can!
- What?
No I can't!
- Sure you can!
Just believe in yourself, Pear!
(screams)
- Whoa!
Orange, don't ever do that again!
- Okay, I promise.
I won't do it again.
But Squash might!
(Pear screams)
- No!
Not again!
- [Narrator] "Talking toilets are attacking the kitchen!"
- Surrender to us!
We have you surrounded, dweeb!
- Whoa, hey now!
No need to be such a potty mouth!
(laughs)
(annoyed grunt)
What's the matter? You mad?
You're looking kind of flushed.
(laughs)
- Okay, this isn't worth it.
Let's make like a tree and get out of here.
- All right.
Have a good day, bidet!
(laughs)
- [Narrator] "Can you turn into another fruit?"
- Sure can! Here we go!
Ta-da!
- Dude, you were supposed to change into a different fruit.
- I changed into a tangerine,
which pretty much exactly looks like an orange.
(laughs)
- No you didn't.
- Yes I did!
(groans)
- You are so annoying!
- I'm not annoying!
I'm a tangerine!
(laughs)
- [Narrator] "Can you say 'covfefe'?"
- Copleperplort.
- [Narrator] "How old are you?"
(gibberish)
"Can you rap faster than Eminem?"
- You tell me!
(babbling quickly)
- What the heck was that?
- I just rapped the entire
Declaration of Independence in two seconds!
(babbling quickly)
- There! Did it again!
(laughs)
- No you didn't!
You just went
(babbling)
- Whoa!
I didn't know you could rap that fast too, Pear!
- I can't!
- Yeah-huh!
You just rapped the entire dictionary!
(laughs)
(sighs)
- Orange, I think it's time you should sit down
and have a nice, long talk with the kitchen psychiatrist.
Dr. Pill.
- Orange, tell me what seems to be the matter.
Start from the beginning.
Spare no detail.
(babbling quickly)
I see.
Here's my diagnosis in detail.
(rolls tongue)
(babbling quickly)
(rolls tongue)
- What is even happening?!
- [Narrator] "Why is Pear's butt so long?"
- Great question!
Hey Pear, why is your butt so long?
- What are you talking about?
I have a normal butt!
It's not that long!
- Oh really?
Turn and look me in the eye.
- What?
It's a normal butt!
- That ain't normal!
Not by a long shot!
(laughs)
- [Narrator] "Can you please do a parody
"of Circle of Life called 'Circle of Knife'?"
♪ It's the Circle of Knife and it ♪
(babbles)
(both yell)
- Orange, I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have tried to hold you up
considering I don't have hands.
Are you okay?
- Well, it kinda hurt.
And I ain't "lion"!
(laughs)
- [Narrator] "Can you and Pear switch bodies?"
- We did it!
We switched bodies!
Now what?
- Hmm, I have an idea.
(laughing)
- Hey, stop twerking with my butt!
That butt's a lot to handle!
You can't just go waving that thing around like that!
- Oh no!
My butt is out of control!
I've lost control!
- No, keep it away from the safe!
- Oh no, it knows the combination!
This butt has a mind of its own!
(both scream)
(explosion)