Okay, are you ready for this?
Of course not. This whole situation is ridiculous.
What are we even doing here?
Come on man, do it for her!
Uuuuurgh
This is such bullsh-
Ah, you've arrived!
Welcome, gentlemen!
Well don't just stand there, come on in!
Oh mommy
Hi Ms Sonic's Momm...
Oh, hey boys!
I'm so glad you've finally come to visit us!
Have a seat, I've just finished baking some cookies.
H- Hi, Ms Sonic's Mom...
Sooo, how are you two doing?
Oh, we're doing great! Yeah.
Lovely neighbourhood, great- uh, great community, ahem, and such.
It's so nice to finally share a home together.
Ugh, gross.
Sonic!
How could you do this to me mom?!
Of all of the people in the world, you fall in love with my nemesis?!
Look, I know we've had our differences b-b-b-b-b-b-but-
DIFFERENCES?!
You burned down the Green Hill Zone!
SURELY that's a red flag mom?
Well, I think everyone deserves a second chance.
People change dearsy wearsy.
Not him, not Eggman.
Sonic come on.
And why here?!
Why choose this fantasy realm as your home?
Uh b-b-b-because we like it here!
It's serene, always sunny,
And look at those trees!
The sun is shining through a big sphincter in the sky and those trees have pubes.
Eh, close enough.
It's just nice to finally share a home together.
Yeah, I heard you the first time, mom.
Are you feeling okay Sonic's Mom?
I'm fine dear.
Have a seat.
I've just finished baking cookies.
Eggman. What. Did you do. To my mom.
I- I- I- di- I- di- I didn't do anything!
She's your mummy!
Right dear?
I'm so glad you've finally come to visit us.
She's just tired.
She's been baking cookies and doing mom stuff, all day!
Don't test me, Eggman.
I still hold a lot of power in this world.
Careful Sonic, lets not go through this again.
*Yawn* Well it's getting pretty late I think it's about time for you boys to leave the sun sphincter is about to set ta ta now toodleoo take care door's that way.
My mom, Eggman. What did you do to her?
Nothing!
That's not even your mom.
It's just one of my sexy creations.
*sigh* She's not here.
WHAT?!
I mean she was! But, I...
I just couldn't keep up with her.
This world lets you live out your deepest desires.
But your mom is into some freaky stuff, Sonic!
Ew gross.
Wait, so this cosy house with the picket fence is part of your fantasy?
Don't yuck my yum, Tails.
I mean we tried to make it work, you know.
But your mom, she's...
She's insatiable!
Okay, alright.
She just keeps going and going.
Alright alright.
Like some sexy steamroller!
OKAY I GET IT!
Where is she now?
That's her domain.
*Distant moans*
She calls it her 'Freaky Fortress'.
Ugh, alright.
C'mon Tails.
Lets get my mom back.
Uhh, right!
Freaky fortress, really?
Well, at least I still have you.
I've just finished baking some cookies.
You sure did honey, you sure did.