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But we've got to get going with these products.
OK, they're sliding everywhere.
This is the gummy pet rat.
It comes in three flavors: cherry, orange, and grape.
And these are actually from Jelly Belly,
so this gummy is a little bit different than most all
of our other gummy.
Number one distinction being this is made from kosher
gelatin, which all of our other gummy isn't.
I'm going to start with the tail here.
Kosher gummy is good, y'all.
Each one of these little guys is about 130 calories,
so let's just keep a running total
on screen of how much I'm eating this episode.
Got a little bit of cherry, let's try the orange.
That one's crazy, that's like the most authentic orange
taste I've ever had.
I've had a lot orange candy, that one tasts like an orange.
Alright, let's just go like midsection here.
It was tasty.
That's the gummy pet rat, get yours now at Vat 19.
OK what's next, what's next?
Hit me.
Oh, it's the gummy octopus!
Look at the detail in that octopus.
This is in blue raspberry flavor,
which is the most common flavor of octopus in the wild.
Oh, I'm gonna get all these tentacles.
Tentacles or legs, I guess they're legs?
Does an octopus have like eight eyes too?
You're thinking of spiders.
I'm thinking of spiders, that's what I'm thinking of.
OK, keep bringing in your animal questions.
I feel like I gotta get this head too.
It's just so good, folks.
I can't help myself.
Kara, you can finish up the rest of that.
Look at that beautiful octopus.
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What could it be?
Oh, more gummy!
Boom!
It's the gummy edible tongue.
Regard the beautiful texture of the gummy tongue
and hopefully you notice this kind of area right here.
That's where you're supposed to kind of bite into it, right?
It looks funny.
This whole thing's 360 calories, so really nothing.
Just a quick pop in, but I think I can't take a bite yet
because the gummy tongue is this episode's Stupid Science.
Come on in here, Eric.
Stupid Science.
I just want to say, I take no shame
in saying that this experiment is fully Eric's idea.
Yeah, and I completely accept that this is my idea.
I believe that the gummy tongue would
be way more efficient and faster to seal envelopes
than with my regular tongue.
The gummy tongue does not produce saliva,
so we have a bowl of saliva here.
You've been spitting into that all morning.
Yes, saliva.
I'm sorry if any of this gets on you.
I apologize in advance.
One, two, three, go.
These are terrible envelopes, none of them are sticking.
Well, none of them sealed.
That's a good tongue though.
All right, goodbye.
However you decide to use your gummy tongue, one.
Thing for sure it's super delicious.
Get your gummy tongue now at Vat 19.
OK, if I had to guess, I'm thinking the next product
has a bottle opener in it.
Hit me.
No!
It's gummy, of course.
Bring it in.
Alright, get that wrapping out of here.
This is the anatomically correct gummy heart.
Let's get in close on that.
Look at it, look at it.
Aortas, ventricles, chambers, what have you.
It looks pretty darn accurate to me.
This whole thing right here is close to 1,700 calories.
This sucker weighs 1 and 1/2 pounds.
It's yummy, let's get into it.
This would be awesome for any kind of Halloween party.
Like doctors probably have birthdays, too.
This would be good for them, pair it up
with our gummy brain.
I must be up to around 500 or so calories
in a pretty short time frame.
Starting to feel a little pukey, guys.
OK.
There might be some more gummy coming
that I got to save a little room for, so that's the gummy heart.
There was a joke in there somewhere
about eating your heart out, but I
mean that was too easy so I wasn't going to say anything.
You might think that I'm full and don't want more gummy,
but you would be wrong.
Bring it in.
This is, I think, my favorite.
Oh, I forgot.
Get it in here.
I wanted to get it in the center that time.
I wasn't trying to rip Kara's arm off.
Oh my goodness.
It's the gummy watermelon slice, and it is gorgeous.
Look at the texture on that.
It looks like a real slice of watermelon,
and it smells so darn good.
I think this probably weighs about a pound and a half,
it's about 1,700 calories just like the heart.
You got three delicious flavors in here.
Obviously, you got watermelon.
You've got green apple for the rind,
so you can actually eat this rind.
And lemon for the seeds.
Oh, dang.
That's next level.
That's probably my favorite new gummy we've got.
This thing is perfect for the summer.
Gets me thinking about family picnics,
and family reunions, and just getting the family together.
I can't think of anybody better to talk
about getting the family together than Chauncy.
Hello, Jamie.
Oh my goodness, you said that the sugar has you erratic.
Ask me something else a verb.
What?
I know I already took a bite, but would you like to try?
Oh, absolutely.
Don't give me any of the contaminated.
I need a clean sample.
I like to mix the flavors.
Just a little nibble.
I got a little green apple and a little watermelon.
It's sometimes, it's perfect when you have two things come
together, you know?
It's just beautiful.
That is tangy.
Don't you think Ted would like this?
This is so yummy.
Ted does enjoy a good watermelon,
but he only likes them because you can spit the seeds at me.
Buy the seedless watermelon next time.
Let me get another hit of this.
Do you have any offspring, Jamie?
I have four offspring.
Why?
Why did you keep going?
I don't want to make you sad by answering that.
Oh, it's OK.
Old Chauncy can take it.
He's got heart made of gummy.
I like kids.
Do your kids ever put vermin in your house just for fun?
Yeah, yeah.
Occasionally.
Good to hear somebody else struggles with that.
Chauncy's happy.
Thanks for stopping by, and stay strong I guess.
I better get home.
You know, you never know what's on fire.
OK, I'll see ya.
Goodbye, Chauncy.
I've heard of meat sweats, I think
I'm having the candy sweats right now.
Chauncy's a sad, sad man.
I'm happy inside I said.
Well folks, this is the super delicious gummy watermelon
slice and you need to get yours now at vat19.com.
one more bite, one more bite.
OK.
Alright, the theme of this episode has been gummy,
but I'm sure you noticed all of the confetti
that me and Kara were firing off throughout this episode.
And that is due to the confetti high five product, which
is just goofy and a ton of fun.
It's pretty simple.
You've got this little guy here that you strap to your hand
like so.
A little Velcro action.
So you strap this guy on here and you've got these refills.
When you high five, you get a burst of confetti,
pretty awesome.
You can take this one out, put another one in, and off you go.
We sell this, as well as refills of 15.
It's just a ton of fun, it's goofy, it's silly.
Great for graduations, sporting events, and celebrations.
OK, as much fun as it was for me to demo it myself,
it's more fun to do it with a friend.
I don't have one of those here, but.
We've got Eric so let's bring him in.
Celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on.
Eric's paid to be my friend.
Let's pretend that something awesome just happened and we'll
high five.
Yeah, celebrate the gummies.
One went in my mouth, straight in the mouth.
Tasted salty.
This is great for-- do you remember seeing this
in the Make Me Laugh challenge?
Yeah, my eyes could not look away from it.
Yeah, me and Jacob, we're the celebration boys.
Do you want to--
we could strip down, and we could
we could reenact the celebration boys.
I'll be Ken, you be Kent.
I'm good.
But I thought you're paid to be my friend.
I'm good though for now.
Yeah, no thanks.
Maybe you could show a clip instead.
We got somebody ready to celebrate, don't we?
I'm Ken, this is my brother.
Kent.
Alright, we're ready to celebrate.
We're the celebration boys.
Let's play a game.
Duck, duck, duck, duck, goose!
High five!
Maybe let's not do that again.
OK, alright, thanks.
Thanks for coming.
Yay, friends.
OK, we've got so many new products
that I can't actually go through them all in a lot of detail.
I'm just going to give you the bullet points in the segment we
call Bullet Time.
Let's do this.
Alright, these are a set of notes
that look like one of the noodles--
if I can get them out of here in time.
OK, shoot.
Gnome Crayons.
They look like Bavarian gnomes, but they're crayons.
Don't know what happened to my voice.
This is the Gizmo Koozie.
Look, it looks like Gizmo from Gremlins.
He's got the-- gotta go.
OK, this one's another koozie.
What's his name?
Chewy.
Ahh-- that was a good Chewi impression.
And last but not least, we've got the whisper quiet fidget
spinner.
Shush.
Sweating.
I feel like I'm just oozing candy sweat.
No more.
Alright, hopefully that took us over 1,000 calories
for the episode.
Time to do fanart.
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Alright, it's time to wrap this episode up.
I'm going to do kind of do a slow spin,
lot of gummy sloshing around in there.
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