- Yo guys real quick before the video starts, we have to
give a huge shout out to Netflix for sponsoring this video.
- There's a new movie on Netflix out now,
called army of the dead.
It's a zombie action adventure flick from the director,
Zack Snyder.
- If you like zombies, then you'll probably love this movie.
And plus there's even a zombie tiger.
- We'll talk about it after the video
but for now enjoy the skit inspired by the movie.
- Man, I'm telling you
if I didn't tear my ACL in high school
I for sure would've made it the league.
- First of all, you injured yourself playing Uno.
And second of all, have you seen yourself?
You're like 4"7',
you would have had a .000000001% chance of ever making it.
- So you agree. It was a possibility.
- Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.
- I would've been one of the greats.
- Oye mijo.
- Sorry, Mrs. Guzman
- Mijo, I'm going to the store.
If you're hungry, there's frozen food in the freezer
but make sure you don't eat the tacos
on the table they're for your dad and you know how he gets.
- Okay. Mom sounds good.
- Why do we have to eat frozen food and your dad gets tacos?
- I don't know, but tacos do sound good.
- Well, why don't we just take them?
- Take them? No way. Last time I tried taking his tacos,
he turned into a version of himself I've never seen before.
- Your dad was a zombie?
- Okay, I might be exaggerating a little bit,
but yeah, pretty much.
- So, no tacos?
- no.
Or we somehow distract him in order to steal his tacos.
- What do you mean?
- I got an idea.
The plan is simple.
- How is that a plan is just a drawing of a taco?
- Yeah. I got too lazy to draw out the plan
but it's all in my head.
So before my dad eats the tacos,
you will go into the kitchen, call him over
and then distract him with card tricks.
While you keep him occupied I'll slither into the scene
and then place a distraction device by his feet.
Next I'll take the plate of tacos and leave behind a photo.
After the swap, I'll escape to safety
and that's when the distraction device will activate
giving you just enough time to get away.
And if everything falls into place
we'll be feasting like kings.
This should be a simple in and out. Any questions?
- Yeah, only one problem. I don't know any card tricks.
- You'll be fine. Just don't overthink it.
- All right, if you say so.
- Okay, well let's go get some tacos.
- But before we start, is it cool if I go to the restroom?
- Yeah. Hurry up.
- Ah, what more could a man ask for?
- Okay, you can do this.
Hey, I mean hola Mr.Guzman.
- Hola.
- I was wondering do you want to see a card trick?
- No, not really.
- But I promise you'll enjoy it. I've been practicing.
- Okay.
- But you have to come over here
and stand in front of me, away from the tacos.
- I don't know why my son is friends with this weirdo.
Alright. Make it quick.
- I will, don't worry.
But I just need your undivided attention
and you can't look anywhere else, especially behind you.
- Okay, okay, I'm looking
- Is this your, your card?
- You didn't even ask me to pick a card yet.
- Oh yeah.
well pick, pick a card and put it back in the deck.
Okay, now I will shuffle the cards,
as you stay focused on me.
Okay, just let me do one more shuffle.
Don't look down.
- Well, now that you told me not to look down,
I kind of want to look down.
- But if you look down, then, then we can't do this.
- What are you doing?
- I don't know! Sorry about that, Mr. Guzman!
- Well, okay, well don't do it again.
I'm going to go eat my tacos.
I just told you not to do it again.
- I know. I'm sorry, but your eyes.
- [Mr. Guzman] What about my eyes?
- Your eyes remind me of beautiful oatmeal.
- Okay, thank you, but I still don't understand
why you're tried to kiss me. Twice!
- Because
- [Mr. Guzman] Because why?
- Because I saw a movie on Netflix called Army of the Dead.
I think you'll like it.
- What does that have to do with anything?
- Nothing but it's a great movie.
- Okay, whatever I'm done talking to you.
I'm going to go eat my tacos now.
- What was that? Who put that there?
Is that a whoopee cushion? That's weird.
Wait where'd he go?
Oh, well at least now I could eat my tacos in peace.
- I think that went pretty smooth.
- For you. I almost kissed you dad, twice.
- That was pretty close, but quick thinking.
- Thanks,
but I don't think your dad's gonna like me anymore.
- I don't think he ever did.
Anyway, now we can enjoy some tacos.
- Thank God. I'm starving
- Me too. Wait, we forgot the salsa.
- Seriously? We might as well not even eat anymore.
- Yeah, you're right.
Hold up, I got an idea.
- Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that video.
If you liked it, make sure you give a it like,
and once again shout out to Netflix
for sponsoring this video.
- Make sure you check out Army of the Dead
because it is jam packed
with all the great action you expect from Snyder
the cast led by Dave Bautista, Ana de la Reguera,
Matthias Schweighöfer, and Tig Notaro to name a few.
- The movie is about a group of friends
who are on a mission to get $200 million
from a safe in Las Vegas.
But the only problem is, is that the city is swarmed
with zombies, including a zombie tiger.
- If a movie has a zombie tiger,
then you know it's good.
In this movie you get great zombie action,
killer banter, killer music, and it's also quite funny.
- And if you know anything about us, you know
we like funny things.
So make sure you guys go check out the movie
which is out now on Netflix.
- Also check out this dope car
that the famous artists Mr. Cartoon design,
which was inspired by the movie.
And I know what you're thinking
and no, zombies were not injured
in the making of this car, I think.
- Anyway, with all that being said
we'll see you guys next time.