all right welcome to another episode of
million dollars but I'm Chris this is
Josh Flanagan this is Zach Anner hello
since neither you have ever been on the
show before I will go first
thank God so a million dollars but you
have an evil twin people think he dances
he looks exactly like you except for
maybe like he has like an evil goatee
just an evil twin that's like king is
the toilet paper so that it was the
opposite way like a banana peel buying
your car every job you have he's going
to show up to and piss in the water for
his only goal is the puck builder say
you have a girlfriend the people point
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can you can you kill you can kill him
and he'll go away for a month too much
maintenance I think what if every new
twin you got a million dollars I might
do it then I had an effective murdering
system laid out yeah you hire other
people yeah like yes I could even take
them to an island it's like the most
dangerous game but with your evil twin
Oh to be fair with the world's greatest
hunters be that interested in hunting
down a guy in a wheelchair is the
greatest that wouldn't be much for
anybody you would take it if with every
twin that you kill you get another
million dollars yeah I would too all
right I'm gonna give you a million
dollars and for the next five years
any movie only stars people that you
know so your friends your family I think
you have to know them to a reasonable
level no past movies so you go to why
I'm gonna watch Titanic and it's like
you being sketched by Jack yeah or like
if you watch like Basic Instinct it
might be Chris pajamas ball what if you
were the Terminator Chris I would just
showed up naked and like just like
throwing people across the room that's
could you imagine Chris doing that yeah
when he's ahead Rosie really funny is
like a whodunit movie we're like the
killer and scream or something but it
was you as the killer who is it it's you
Josh I know I don't know could possibly
be everyone would survive a about an
attempted serial killer it was like
always screwing up everyone gets away
and like you can't go up the stairs
let's get into the head it's all the way
on the first floor to make this fair
it's a one movie we're running up the
stairs into the bedroom was just not
hack it
or heartbeat watching your friends act
like idiots is higher on your scale than
than the art of cinema it has been for a
while I'm kind of sad that it's not an
option
million dollars but every time you fart
spontaneously an entire parade shows up
celebrate Lenin's Bart vesicle watt
power or occasionally you could use it
to your advantage they like you had it a
lonely kid's birthday party you're like
I got this I'm good this is gonna be the
best birthday party ever
you're just firing me thinking you're
gonna make his day
you're like commit a robbery and then
you run out you need to disappear into a
crowd that's far you do the robbery
wearing like a band all of a sudden just
there's like fooling like just like
people calling up in your head the thing
that I haven't figured out is what
happens to the party when you so would
you take million dollars or not yeah I
like parades yeah you get a million
dollars and a parade every time you fly
it it's supposed to be a double-edged
sword
there's no negative you broken the
systems sorry
ruin the show yeah all right well thanks
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