[Belches]
Shrek!
What? It's a compliment! Better out than in, I always say.
Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess
[Belches]
Thanks.
She's nasty as you are.
You know
You're not exactly what I expected.
Well,
Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them
[Sings]
Princess!
Wait, wait - what are you doing?
Be still, cherie, for I am your Savior, and I am rescuing you from this green....
...beast.
Hey, that's my princess. Go find your own
Please, monster, can't you see I'm a little busy here?
Look pal. I don't know who you think you are -
Oh! Of course, how rude.
Please let me introduce myself. Oh, merry men!
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage
But I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy!
Ha Ha!
Monsieur Hood
Break it down
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get
Paid!
So!
When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
He's mad, he's really, really mad
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to striiiiii-
Man, that was annoying
You little!
Shall we?
Hold the phone