Giant cardboard robot arms, and eyelashes for your car.
It's episode 14 of Lüt.
This optical mouse transforms into a mechanical beast that can battle your pig-shaped desk
vacuum.
Be sure to team it up with this USB flashdrive.
And here's a Chinese farmer who grows pears inside molds so they wind up looking like
little, edible Buddhas.
This ax appears to be going through your wall, but, actually, it's just perfect for hanging
up keys or a coat.
While you're out in the sun this summer, be sure to wear your solar powered bikini that
can charge your phone and iPod.
Or, to be more formal, use these power icon cufflinks with built-in LED's that breath
like a sleeping computer.
If you go to a summer BBQ, blend in by wearing Que, a cologne that smells like spices, smoke,
meat, and sweet summer sweat.
And be sure to bring your host a bottle of wine topped with the Daddy Wine Puzzle: an
infuriatingly difficult puzzle to open that locks the bottle's cork.
Well, why eat boring hot dogs when you could have a Happy Hot Dog Man?
This one-move slicer gives your tube-meat limbs and a face that you can decorate.
Is that too happy?
Well, roast your weenies with the Cthulhu Skull Roaster instead.
Oh, and don't forget corn, which is much more funner as a Lightsaber corn cup.
Get classy by tossing your summer salad in this bowl that resembles a boat with oars,
and, of course, if you insist on eating clean food, you should stick with this hot dog.
It's actually an artfully colored and molded bar of soap.
Finally, serve Vat 19's Unfortunate Cookies.
Once the food coma sets in, blow up your necktie like a balloon, and sleep on it like a pillow.
These mugs from Neatorama give you a fun animal nose when you drink out of them, but if you
think that's all just a bunch of monkey business, grab this mug with a built-in motor that stirs
itself.
As you wait, add Jesus to your morning waffles.
Your breakfast, I'm sure, followed a glorious night's rest on your girlfriend's lap-shaped
pillow.
Or, your Boyfriend Arm Pillow that hugs you when no one else is around.
If you're a newborn baby watching the program, be sure to check out the Zaky: disembodied
hand-pillows that cradle you...
Want to be weirder?
Well, take a nap at the office inside the Ostrich: A sensory depravation sleeping sack
you sling over your shoulder like a soft, luxurious bladder.
Now, something free: Instructions from Instructables on how to turn your old, boring appliances
into a VHS toaster.
And, as always, thanks for watching.