Hey, guys! So I feel like I gotta tell you guys the same thing
every single month, but I am, once again, sick...
with Bieber Fe--
Naw, I'm just kidding. It's probably just Ebola.
Beiberbola. Biebola.
Beiber, hola!
Speaking of Ebola, am I the only one that,
before you found out what it was, you pictured it like a snake?
And that's probably because it sounds like a boa,
like a boa constrictor.
Or like EBoA, the KPOP star.
♪ (KPOP music) ♪
Yep, ten seconds in, already off topic.
As you can probably see, it's gonna be one of those videos.
Not even because of my ADHD this time. It's 'cause I'm a little delirious
from the medication. But I'm still gonna make the video.
Anyway, I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be making
any Ebola jokes, but honestly, I really did think--
legitimately thought-- that I had it about a week ago.
About a week ago!
Where did that come out?
I'm not gonna lie to you guys. A couple of weeks ago, I got back
from out of country, and I got really sick.
I was getting really bad headaches, and nausea, and stomachaches,
and, for some reason, I just kept sneezing
and coughing up blood all the time.
I was like a reverse vampire. I was just spitting out blood.
It was bad.
Turns out it was just a really bad sinus infection, but at the time,
I thought I was dying.
So, naturally, I was a little paranoid, and it didn't help that everybody
on Facebook and Twitter was talking about how Ebola's
gonna have an outbreak and stuff like that.
So, just like any other paranoid person, I did what you're not supposed
to do and I just googled my symptoms, and guessed what popped up?
Not Ebola, but some other random illnesses that don't really matter
'cause they're not in the news right now, but when I googled Ebola,
guess what happened? Guess what I saw
under the symptoms list?
Did not match up with my symptoms completely,
probably not even half, but I knew for sure that I had Ebola.
♪ (somber music) ♪
Keep in mind, I was very delirious and sick,
and super jet-lagged, so I honestly did believe that I had it.
And just like anyone else who believed they're infected
with a deadly virus, I did exactly what you would think to do
in that scenario--not go to the doctor, and make a video about it instead.
Hence, this!
But fortunately, as you can tell, I got a lot better,
but just the scare of thinking that you might have Ebola,
or anything else that's deadly, makes you think a lot deeper.
And that's exactly what I did.
It actually helped me come up with a new model to live by.
I used to be all about that YOLO life.
YOLO, right? DEEEEEERRRRRP!
You only live once, so live life to the fullest.
It's a good message, but come on, we all know YOLO is out.
Nobody says that anymore. It's old news.
I probably say it more times in this video so far than people have
said it today in the world.
Now here's a brand new model. Straight out of a sick person's head.
It's called... it's none other than...
welcome to...this is gonna...
well, this...
I'm trying to think of an epic way to announce what the word is,
but it's already in the title. You guys know what?
It's EBOLO. It's EBOLO. It's EBOLO.
Every-Body Only Lives Once. Right?
It's a completely new and unique model!
Okay, it's literally saying the same thing, but the meaning
is completely opposite of YOLO. Every body only lives once,
so be careful! Don't live life to the fullest!
That's dangerous. Life life to the safest!
Enough of that YOLO nonsense. YOLO gets you killed.
But EBOLO will keep you alive.
(chiming)
♪ (hip hop music) ♪
Meet Shawny. He's about to embark
on an average trip to the market, but when Shawny reaches
for his seatbelt, the seatbelt gets stuck.
Frustrated and over it, Shawny is about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
Eh. YOLO.
(engine starts)
(buzzer)
And now little Shawny is a little goney.
(panned laughter)
(rewinding noises)
If only Shawny took the smarter route instead.
(sigh) EBOLO. It's too dangerous to drive without a seatbelt.
The meteor would've missed him and he'd still be alive today.
(ding)
Now meet Derrick. Derrick is at a party
where he's being peer pressured to drink marijuana drugs.
Hey, come on dude. All the cool kids are doin' it.
But what Derrick doesn't know is that he's about to make
the biggest mistake of his life.
Ah, what the heck. YOLO!
(buzzer)
Derrick? More like Dead Rick.
(panned laughter)
(rewinding noises)
If only Derrick made the right choice and said,
Nah, EBOLO, man. I'mma pass.
The drug lord who had his marijuana drug stolen
would not have sent his pet rhinoceros after Derrick
and he'd still be alive today.
(ding)
Moving on.
This is Marley. He's a dog, so he can't even say the word YOLO.
Which is why Marley is Mar-Living.
- (ding) - (panned laughter and barking)
Last but not least, meet Ryan. He just got back from a trip overseas,
and got so sick, that he actually thinks he has Ebola.
Ryan is debating if he should make a video about this experience,
or go to the doctor.
I should probably go to the doctor.
But what Ryan doesn't know is that he's about to make
the biggest mistake of his life.
Eh. YOLO, right? (coughing)
Alright, I'm sorry to interrupt. This has to stop, Mr. Narrator Guy.
It makes no sense anymore. How is me making this video,
deciding not to go to the doctor and making this video
the worst mistake of my life if I'm still alive right now, doing it
and nothing is even happ-- (yelps)
(groans)
♪ DUN DUN DUN! ♪
♪ Can you dig it ♪
Teehee!
See, if Ryan never made this video he'd still be alive today.
- (Niga) Hey, what're you doing? - (narrator) Oh, hey.
(Niga) You're using up my end card time.
I have to tell them what videos to click on next.
(narrator) See, you think I could join you for this end card?
(Niga sighs) I don't know, man. It's kind of a solo thing, but I guess--
(together) YOLO, right?!
(giggling)
(narrator giggles too long)
Wait, so shouldn't we start doing that?
(Niga) Oh yeah! To see last week's video, click the one one le--