Question -What
Why did you brush your teeth before the video
In case I was gonna kiss some girls in the video
Plural
Someone just spilled all the basmati, that's rice, over the kitchen floor
It wasn't on the floor it was on the counter. I didn't get any on the floor.
And it wouldn't matter if it did, because you hoover like 10 times a day anyway.
Potato, potato
It's like you know when you have a point, but yours just isn't interesting
That's not what that means -Potato, potato. Yeah it is.
That's not what that means -Yes it is
When you say tomato, tomAto
No one says that -It means two different ways of saying the same thing
Exactly, or you can just say the same thing -But we're saying the opposite things
I'm saying I didn't even spill it on the floor -Rosie
You're saying... I can not explain to you when you're in this childlike mindset
What's you're saddest memory
I have some sad memories that I don't want to relive on camera
Sometimes I have flashbacks and I'm like
Was it when you broke that guy's penis
He'd broke it before, it's fine
Really -Apparently once you've broken it once it's really easy to break it again
Did he lift something heavy?
I don't know what he did -Was it you?
If you could give 10 year old Rosie Spaughton a piece of advice -10
Okay -10 year old, what would it be?
Uhh, I mean when I was 10 my dad got remarried to another woman
And then like adopted a second family and then after that it was kinda all downhill from there
So I would say to myself you know Rosie when you're older
You're gonna have a lot to look forward to
(unrecognisable sentences)
So just f*ck it and have fun that's probably what I'd say to 10 year old me
Do you know what I would say to 10 year old Rose Ellen Dix -What?
I could say and it gets worse you should meet 17 year old you
I've got a really amazing new game
'Do your best Tumblr'
Rosie and I will take it in turns
To come up with the most "noteworthy" quote that will circulate Tumblr and will go viral
Who will win. Rosie go
Why me first, f*ck off. You go first
That was incredible. How am I gonna top that. Okay
Garden fences are like the fences that you put up...with your emotions
And no one wants walls when it comes to love
Social media like no one's watching
Feminism -Ah that's good too
In life there's peaks and trophs
But sometimes there's also moths
No wait, that's not really a quote
Picture of a ceiling fan right: that's my biggest fan
I just thought of a quote
We were sitting in Liv's living room and for some reason
(unrecognisable sentences)
That's all I said and I mean years
(more unrecognisable sentences)
And I was just like: blue skies good times ahead.
And I want that to circulate on Tumblr. -Every
Because, stop, because that will be the most wonderful end
To a most incredible difficult social journey
And it would just be the icing on my life-cake
If you could just make 'Blue skies good times ahead' circulate and go viral
Babe
Icing on my life-cake is so much better
Than blue skies good times ahead
You just said 'that would be the icing on my life-cake'
That's incredible
So there's this thing called 'describe yourself in 3 fictsional characters
3 what? -Fictional characters
Ficts... okay
Homer Simpson -Yeah I know what a fictiowal character is
A what? -Dammit
And so, I can't decide, because I feel like 3 is not enough
Okay, do you want me to do it for you
For me? -Yeah
Okay, but I don't think you'll be accurate
Who's really dumb?
Cause that's not you
Pamela Anderson in Baywatch -Yess
Then I think like John Cusack in everything anything he's ever done.
What, I don't even know who that is -That's mean
To a certain extent Peter Griffin
Yeah I could see that -Can you see that?
So you think I'm Peter Griffin. Which one from Sceam Scream Queens
Which ficfen character?
Do you know who you do remind me off, but she's not a fictacfl character -Who?
Hayley Williams -Yeah but I'm not I'm I just look like her a little bit
Okay mine are: Chandler Bing -Yeah
Anya from Buffy -Yeah. Love that
And Julia Roberts in My Best Friends Wedding
Her character. She's always stressed
She's after someone she can't have, which I have with you
And umm and she's Julia Roberts
O my god, I wanna be Holtzman
That's me -From ghostbusters
I'm Holtzman -No you're Melissa McCarthy
No you're not you're Kristen Wiig -No I'm Kristen Wiig
Why'd you say that? Why do we both say that? It's cause I relate a lot to that character
Yeah you do, you're Kristen Wiig. Can I be Holtzman
Alright guys. Well we will catch you next week. Make sure you do the right thing in every situation in life.
And always remember if you got a straight girl crush: good luck, because that never ends well.
It's a good Tumblr post
God I'm so unintensionally Tumblr
You're good when you're not trying
That was good -I know
Bye guys! -Bye
Oh look at that blue skies good times ahead. Did you just fart and waft?
Interesting