Welcome back, everyone.
I am Joey.
And I'm John.
And this is a show where we take something
brand new from vat19.com, and we peep it.
We do.
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Oh!
It's the giant gummy watermelon slice--
Oh, it sure is.
--on a stick.
Ho, ho, ho.
Look at --
It's like Excalibur.
Shing!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
OK.
This is a piece of gummy.
If you're not familiar with Vat19,
we specialize in giant gummy things.
We've got huge bears, a huge gummy brain, pizza--
Fast food--
Yes.
--all sorts of stuff.
This is actually made by the same people.
Yes, here in the US.
Yes.
They put so much effort.
The snake we sell, the snakes, they
have all of the texture you would see,
like the scales and everything.
This has the watermelon--
I don't even-- the texture.
It looks like a watermelon.
There's porous--
Yes, this is smooth, just like you'd expect.
The seeds are smooth.
So I think it's three different flavors, if I'm not mistaken.
Yes, well--
There's only one way to find out.
I'll stay on this side of the stick.
OK.
You stay on that side of the stick?
All right.
Are we going to Lady and the Tramp this right now?
Do you want to?
I thought that's what you were saying.
I guess-- So close!
I'm tasting with my nose right now.
I think I just went cross-eyed, it's so good,
and I don't know what that means.
You have got to get into that.
Give me some of that.
You went with the red.
I'm going to get a little of both.
Really?
I'm going to go right on the border between red and green.
That makes my OCD go crazy.
Really?
A little bit.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
We've got watermelon flavor on top.
That's the red.
The rind, green apple.
Green apple?
I got to try this green apple.
OK, go for it.
Mmm!
Oh, I got the seed.
Oh, look at that!
Can you tell what flavor it is?
You take a seed--
OK.
--and we'll say it on three.
All right.
It's not what you'd expect.
I'll tell you that much.
What was that?
Oh, I know.
I know what it is.
You know it?
Three, two, one.
Lemon.
Boom.
It's weird.
It's black, but it's lemon.
It's really-- yes, I didn't think of it at first
because it's so dark.
So you get three fruits in one.
That's amazing.
So this is like the tri tone bears.
Yes.
You get three types of gummy--
That's value.
That's-- I mean, you can't complain--
No.
--about all that value on the end of that stick right there.
This is one of the best gummies we sell, I think.
That's getting up on my top favorites list, yes.
I think I said that after we ate the brain.
Yes, you liked the--
The fruit punch.
Fruit punch?
I really liked that fruit punch flavor in the brain,
but this, the texture on it, the different flavors,
it's pretty good.
I don't know if it's because summertime's coming up,
it's getting warm outside, I feel like some watermelon,
maybe some baseball.
Got my gummy watermelon.
It just fits.
Get in my flip-flops with my swim trunks on--
Get yourself by the pool.
--and eat an entire one of those.
Oh, that would be the life.
I'm smelling the watermelon.
Oh, yeah.
I want it.
You watersmelling?
You watersmelling, bro?
You guys don't even know right now.
I'm doing it.
Two flavors for one.
Oh, you mixing, bro?
You bet I am!
No!
He's mixing.
Oh!
Lemon and watermelon.
Yes.
I've never had that before.
It's really good.
You hold on to that.
OK.
I'm going to quiz you.
OK.
I'll gladly hold on to this.
OK.
How many servings would you say that is?
Oh, if you're asking me, it's one serving.
I think the bag might say this is four.
It's based on a 2000 calorie diet, John.
Oh, OK.
Maybe 10.
Combine those two numbers.
14?
14 servings.
Whoa!
OK, so that gives me a clue as to how many calories.
I think this is 250 calories.
120.
OK, well, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
I mean, that's a snack.
That's only if you eat a fourteenth of this.
That's going to be real hard to do.
That's like a bite.
Mhm.
Because this is real good, and I want to eat a lot more.
Zero fat, so go ahead.
Eat to your heart's content.
No fat!
No fat.
It's just a watermelon.
No cholesterol.
All you've got to do to is tell yourself it's a watermelon,
and then it's healthy.
Yes, it's fruit.
Really?
Is it?
Done.
I mean, bottom line is you've got to have more bite.
Mmm.
One?
One more bite?
I'm calling it right now.
This is my favorite gummy.
That's your favorite?
Favorite.
The viewers out there are going to have
to buy up all the gummy flavors and tell us which
one's their favorite flavor.
That's a good idea.
How much does it weigh?
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't check.
Should we guess?
Oh, you should guess.
The world's largest gummy worm weighs three pounds, I believe.
Maybe it's just a little less.
I'm not sure.
Somewhere around three pounds.
This is a little lighter.
I'm going to call this a two pounder.
Maybe a little less.
One and a half to two pounder.
20 ounces.
So 1.25 pounds.
That's a lot of gummy.
But I think I need to stop.
I think I need to stop, too.
My brain is like, bro, slow down.
Yes, yes.
My stomach's like, uh-uh.
Uh-huh.
I've got to say, the texture is a really good experience.
We've got to make a commercial for this.
It's got to be genetically modified.
The only people I know who genetically
modified their gummy, Gummy Bear America Corp.
Gummy Bear America Corp. Chet Huskins.
Chet Huskins.
He's getting dark these days, too.
Mm-hmm.
He's scaring me.
Yes.
But I feel like he's meddled with this in some way--
Uh-huh.
--put something in it that's wildly delicious.
Yes.
Adam came up with an idea where we take the giant Chupa Chups
lollipop--
Oh, yes.
It gets kind of weird.
You do a staring contest.
Two people have to look into each other's eyes--
imagine this is the Chupa Chups--
and lick the lollipop.
Oh, I don't like it!
I don't know if I could do it.
It's the weirdest--
I don't know if I could do it.
What if we did it with this?
Like, you eat it instead of lick it, or you lick it still?
That's kind of weird.
I think you might need to eat it.
Oh, what if you suspend it, too.
So it's on a string.
You wouldn't be able to bite to tear it off.
You'd have to use the other person.
So you have to--
Oh, that's weird.
You'd both have to tear it at the same time.
There's going to be mustaches touching, and--
I'd back down real fast.
Oh, that would be hard.
It would be a delicious challenge.
See, I think--
Yes, you could just close your eyes and enjoy this.
I think that's not allowed.
First person to close their eyes loses, like a staring contest.
Oh, you can't break eye contact.
You've got to keep eye contact.
Adam was the seed of that idea.
Yes.
Don't people soak watermelons in vodka?
I think so.
Isn't that a thing?
I mean, we sell a watermelon keg that you could certainly
put vodka in.
How can we combine those two.
The watermelon keg with the watermelon slice of gummy.
Don't gummies absorb water when you put them in water?
Yes.
The gummy bear grew in the burning questions video.
It did.
I don't know how much it actually--
I think it would work.
We could make it a contest.
Like, you get a minute.
How much of this can you put down?
Yes.
Do people launch watermelons, or am I thinking of pumpkins?
I think they launch watermelons, too.
Could you somehow launch this?
You could throw it like a tomahawk.
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You could tomahawk that.
And see if it would stick to something?
No wrong answers in a brainstorm.
That's true.
There's no wrong answers.
Well, that's just a couple of our weird ideas.
We love to hear what you guys think,
so leave a comment down below if you
have an idea for the commercial that we're going to make
for the gummy watermelon slice.
I hear all the time--
people say, Joey, Joey, you're that guy from Vat19, right?
And I'm like, yes.
Yes, that's me.
And they're like, can you get me some free stuff?
Ah, they do do that.
They do that, and I'm like, yes, but you got to watch Peep This.
And then you got to look at the description
because if you want us to peep this,
and then if you want to keep this, check the description,
and you'll see all the details.
You could win your own gummy watermelon for free.
That's amazing.
You don't have to buy it.
Well, thanks for watching.
We'll see you next time.
Later, peeps.
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