This week's Music Monday will remind you
how sexy your grandparents are with Super Junior's
Sexy, Free & Single
Let's get started with a question
Are you ready to bingo?
because I'm freaking ready to bingo
and as well you are ready to bingo
as we are ready to bingo
then how about some augmented reality Music Monday for you?
Head on over to eatyourkimchi.com/im-ready-to-bingo
You'll see 12 bingo sheets,
pick one of them
Now do you see the number on the bottom left corner?
Those are bingo numbers
Wanna play bingo with us?
Go right ahead!
Pause the video
You know bingo sheet right back
Don't worry, we'll wait for you
First one who wins the bingo should yell
SEXY
FREE
AND SINGLE!!
And you will win our undying love
and tough Spudgy's tummy for 30 seconds
(Spudgy) Why am I part of this???
Super Junior is finally back
and did not disappoint us with this song
Last year, 'Acha' and 'Mr.Simple'
needed to grow on us until we really got into the songs
But the minute when I heard 'Sexy,Free & Single'
with its 80's elaborate movie intro moments
I was like
whooh~sexy baby
I went pretty much from..
to...
All by my 3 listening
I think it's a really great song
It combines a modern dance sounds
and computerized dance beats
with 80s dance elements
like 80s sync sound when it goes like
and controversing all that
chorus comes with a very clean beat
and extremely catchy monotone chorus of
"sexy free and single I'm ready to bingo..."
Now while I do like the song
but I'm not that convinced about its greatness like Martina did
(Martina) booo~
You're boo!!
I still prefer fx's 'Electric Shock'
because that song was solid from start to finish
with this song though I fonded a little bit after the chorus
It was ridiculously awesome at first in some parts
but then not that impressive at other parts
While fx was consistently great throughout
You know what I mean?
(Martina) NO!
Now some of you might think that we'll spend time commenting on
how Super Junior is dancing in the music video
which is just a bunch of rooms again
But you know what??
We're not
You know why?
Because no.1,
we had our epiphany about SM Entertainment last week
during fx's Kpop Music Monday
And no.2,
you don't need us to point out to you anymore
When Super Junior released this music video
we had whole bunch of tweets
pre complaining about how we are going to talk about this rooms again
You know what that means?
Our work here is done
You don't need us to point it out to you anymore
because you can see it without us saying anything
We have invaded your minds with the truth
and it cannot be unseen
That's my evil laugh
Our main complaints are these SM videos becoming so predictable
that as a result
our Music Mondays on Super Junior are becoming predictable as well
Since you know that Super Junior's music video is going to be in the exact same room
but a little bit different in the next music video
You already know what we are going to say
and that's not cool in our books
And so to break the predictability of this Kpop Music Mondays
I'm going to do something completely different
Excuse me for a second
Hey~~ you can't do that!!
Whooh~ yah that was great
Whooh
Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Like just
I've got rid of the irritating fungus that can't die
I'll tell you what?
I never want that video ads to pop up
and ruin my video experience again
Hey~ what you doing?
We should...we should hang out some time
Tell me you didn't want to do that again?
Hm..
Since we wanna do what we wanna do
You know what I really wanna do?
While we are in topic of the scandals wardrobe
Let's take a time to know some biases we are presents
in the wardrobe choices in this video
Hey, Shindong here is your custom, your leather jacket and..
I think we're done here
I think we're good
Huh!!
There's like 6 of them left
god damn I knew I should have double counted
OK THINK!
THINK!
You're a custom designer, you can do this
you can do this!!
I have one T-shirt left
and scissors...
I've completed it
I'm a fashion genius!!!
Gyu hyeon! Come here
This.. you're going to wear ..over your T-shirt
Take it
Isn't this what you gave to dogs
that they could not lick their junk after surgery?
WHAT?!!?
NO...!!!!
It's made from leather,
and turtle necks are really trendy this year
so this is like an artistic take on
just a turtle neck
and plus it's very expensive..!
DESIGNER!!
Yi Tuek, take this
and this is going to go on top!!
OK? There you go..
Great
Isn't this just the bottom half of a shirt?
WHAT!?!?
NO!!!
That's like armer
I want you to have like caldruger warrior look
you know?
You mean...the armer that covers you everything
except my vital organs...
and... my nipples...
Sexy armer
it's like armer looking for sexy
YAH!! WORK IT YI TEUK
You work it!!!
I don't like this
Work it, Yi Tuek!!
SIWAN...Here big boy
Take this!!!
You're just going to drape that all over your body
Um...First of..
I'm really uncomfortable with exposing the body
and secondly ...
this is just piece of cloths
yah..that's the point
Just...just wear it!!
Nothing underneath!!
Speaking of biases,
feel the line distribution of this song
wasn't really to my liking
For example, let's took at our diggydy lines
When I call diggydy because I'm scared to pronounce his name
in case I pronounce it incorrectly
"Gonna have a good time~~"
"Make the dancing party tonight"
And let's check out my favorite singer in the band, Shin Dong
"sexy~"
Well..that doesn't seem very fair and even at all...
Grumpy~
[the dance]
I just love the choreography in that
"Gonna have a good time~"
It really showed them that were having a good time
but I thought it was really fresh
But my favorite part of the dance was
actually the little dance done by Eun hyuk
At the 1min 30 second mark
He just pops out of the line
and starts doing like shinding..
and I'm like
wow..
wow
what just happened here?
That was awesome!
And I watched it like for 10 times...
As for the chorus however
sexy, free and single part comes in,
Does anyone finds the dance moves are a bit..
risque for Super Junior?
They are telling girls and world that
they are ready to hook on with someone right?
I'm sexy...
free
and single!!
And....
I'm ready to bingo
And for bingo...
they definitely don't mean the game
Note my eyebrows..
Hey~ girls~~
Can I buy you a drink?
Sure~ sexy guy
I'm sexy...
free and single
And I'm ready to bingo!!!
WHOOH I wanna bingo!!
That worked for Super Junior..
Yah That's right the virtue or virgin ears and eyes
Super Junior is thinking of the unthinkable
pre stretching before aerobics class
It's very important
otherwise you could pull a grin muscle
[the english]
As for the English for this song we've gotta say
5 out of 5
oh...god...
I'm just messing with you...
0 out of 5
Now I know some of you will be rushing Super Junior's offense
You're gonna say
It's too
as in T.O.O
Like sexy, free, and single
I am ready
also
BINGO!
Everyone who hears the song the first time
is going to think that Super Junior is ready to bingo
with the ladies~
you know what I'm saying ..
You think that anyone who hears it that the song
is going to google the song line?
And also the beginning of the song
really sounds like
Every single day try...
It's suppose to be,
Every single day I thrive
Fine! I'll give you that
Could have glossed over a syllable quickly
but right after that
they say....
We get close to good time
Now the lyrics are supposed to are
We get closer to a good time
but I call BS on that
There is no way that anybody heard that song for the first time
that Super Junior actually said that
They can't gloss over 2 syllables like that
That's impossible
And if that can be the case
then you're liar
and a cheat
and a thief!!
I don't know why you're a thief..
And don't go saying that the written lyrics are more accurate than you hear
This is a song... not a written poem
They say.. what they say
and the subtitle of music core say
There is nothing sexy about the English of the song
It's a big big zero
But that doesn't change the fact that the song is
really really good
Nor does change the fact that
I'm ready to bingo from now but forever be part of my English
HEY~ Baby..I'm ready to bingo with you
Whooh~you so nasty~
Thank you Super Junior for enhancing my vocabulary
[the showdown]
Last week's child mumbling edition,
we asked which child mumble lines you prefer?
NA NA NA NA NA NA~ by fx's Electric Shock
or Bambaratata by 2NE1's I'm the Best
And....2NE1 gave kind of arse sweeping ...
I think perhaps it was a unfair battle
or the BAMBARATATA are much more addictive
cuz a lot of fx's fans were like
I like fx but the BAMBARATATA are so awesome
For this week's board game edition
we ask you who you rather play board games with
Super junior with bingo
or SHINEE with clue?
SM vs SM!!
Leave your comments or in our Facebook pole
and we'll announce the winner next week
Also thanks for all the ELF who voted for Super Junior this week
If there is a video that you wanna see for next Music Monday
I'm pretty sure it's going to be 2NE1
because they came soooo close to catching up the Super Junior for the weekend
Then head on to eatyourkimchi.com/kpopcharts
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Take it away senior citizen Spudgy~