Homer is a lousy dad and I'm not going to take it anymore.
Shut up boy.
[Angry Grunt]
Put up your dukes Homer.
[Scream]
Bart, go easy on me. I'm your dad.
I am going easy on you. But you're just so old, and slow, and weak, and pathetic
No! Bart! No!
[Yawning]
Until a younger, more aggressive lion challenges his power.
[Scared Whimpering]
[Grunt]
Oh...
Oh, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.
[Mumbling]
Homer, are you still awake?
I've never been more awake in my life.
Getting old is a terrible thing.
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things.
And Bart experienced that at the age of four.
[Annoyed Groan]
Why am I sleeping when right next door is every boy's dream?
Okay, I'm with ya.
[Barry White Music]
Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
Oh... well I won't be lonely. I can always cuddle with the dog. Mmm...
Oh guys, it was horrible. I saw Marge kissing a far superior man.
Think of it as a wakeup call. You have not been treating your wives the way they deserve.
Oh god you're right.
I gotta get her back before it's too late!
He is so stupid.
Hang on Marge! Homie's coming. I won't let that man make you happy!
Taking Bart across state lines, back soon.
We're still going to the toy store right? And I can pick out as many toys as I want?
No toys!
Time to get rid of the competition.
What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family. Somebody get a picture of me with my arm around this steak.
Sounds like you had a good day today dad.
Yeah... except I forgot to go to work.
Where's Bart? I haven't seen him since you came home.
He... uh... was killed, by a falling air conditioner.
[Gasp] What? No! No! What? [Gasp] No!
[Laughing] Suckers.
[Crying]
Bart?! Bart! [Gasp]
[Laughing]
Hello, I'm Bart Simpson.
In the past, I've brought you such classic films as "Homer in the Shower" and "Homer on the Toilet".
And now I give you "The Eternal Struggle."
[Grunting] Relax fit my Aunt Fanny.
[Crying]
Hey everybody, I'm home!
Bart! You're home! [Kissing Noises] Oh my special little guy. [Kissing Noises]
[Evil Laugh]
Darling, you're so much handsomer than my first husband.
I may have the looks, but he's the trophy husband. [Laughter]