- [Announcer] It's time to play Family Food!
Give it up for your host, Steve Carvey!
(applause)
- How you doin'?
Thank you very much.
Folks, we got a great one for you today,
so let's cut right to the chase, chop chop!
Today, we got the veggies.
(vegetables cheering)
Versus the fruits!
(fruits cheering)
- (babbling)
- Is he okay?
What's wrong with him?
- Yeah, we've been trying to figure that out
for over a decade!
- Okay then, give me Broccoli and Little Apple.
All right, here we go.
We surveyed 100 of the most weirdest people we could find.
Top three answers are on the board.
Give me something that you do on a Friday night.
(buzzer pressed)
Broccoli!
- Watch a movie!
- Is it up there?
(buzzing)
No.
Remember, we asked extremely weird people these questions.
Little Apple?
- Aw man oh man oh man, my mind's going blank!
All I can think of is what I did last Friday night!
- We need an answer.
- Bubble bath in vinegar!
- I'm sorry, did you say bubble bath in vinegar?
- Well, I read online that it can make you bigger.
I don't know Steve, I went down a real internet rabbit hole.
I was scraping the bottom of the barrel
as far as quality websites are concerned.
- Is it up there?
Survey says--
(ding)
You've got to be kidding me!
Do the fruits wanna pass or play?
- I don't know.
Are we weird enough to get all three answers, guys?
- (babbling)
- We'll play, Steve.
- Alrighty then.
By the way, the winner of today's episode will win
a new motor boat!
- [Orange] That's okay, I brought my own.
(imitation of motorboat engine)
- Okay, Grapefruit, how are ya my man?
- Quite well, Steve.
I'd like to say hello to all the beautiful females
watching at home, and I'd also remind everyone that
the camera adds five pounds.
That's right, I'm even more svelte in person, ladies.
- Great.
All right, now give me something that you do
on a Friday night.
- Well ladies, I happen to spend Friday nights
volunteering at the local puppy shelter,
before going to bed alone on my yacht,
yearning for someone to share my considerable fortune with.
- Is it up there?
(buzzing)
- Steve, I'm gonna go with what Grapefruit
actually spent last Friday night doing.
Eating muffins while swiping right on every Tinder profile,
including his cousin's.
- That was an accident, okay?
I got deep in the zone!
My mind went to auto-swipe town.
- Is it up there?
Survey says--
(ding)
Wow, okay then.
Grandpa Lemon, you can win it right here
with a correct answer.
Name something that you do on a Friday night.
- Well, if you're looking for weird,
I think I gotcha covered.
Why, back in the war, whenever we'd get
stir-crazy from boredom, we'd grab some bamboo reeds
and we'd-- (snoring)
- Is sleep on the board?
(buzzing)
Oh, I'm sorry, that answer is far too normal to be up there.
Orange, it's up to you.
Get it right and your team wins the round.
Get it wrong and the veggies get a chance to steal.
Here we go!
Name something that you do on a Friday night.
- Hmm.
What is motorboating till ya pass out?
- This isn't Jeopardy, Orange.
You don't have to phrase your answers as questions.
- Who's answering?
I was asking!
'Cause it sounds like fun!
(chuckles)
(imitation of motorboat engine)
- Orange.
Orange!
You need to focus up, buddy.
(imitation of motorboat engine)
Orange!
Something you do on Friday night!
- Honestly, this is what he does on Friday night.
- Good enough!
Then that's his answer!
Motorboat, is it up there?
(ding)
What!
You know what, I'm not even mad.
Congratulations, you win.
Take your prize and get on outta here.
At least we get to move on from whatever that annoying thing
Orange does with his mouth is called!
- Motorboat!
- Right!
Motorboat!
- No!
Motorboat!
(record scratching) - Wait, what?
(crash)
(screaming of audience)
- Holy ship! (laughing)
(fruits groaning)
- [Announcer] Family Food is filmed in front of a
live studio audience!
And directly below a poorly run ship yard.
Whoops!
(guitar music)