[screaming]
Hey, take it easy! Ow! Okay, I'll talk to him.
[trumpeting]
Squidward, would it be possible
to play clarinet a little... better?
I don't think the jellyfish like it.
The jellyfish don't like-
Why, sure, pal, I can play better.
Okay, he said he'll play better.
[music playing]
[trumpeting]
Uh-oh! That's not better! Hey, take it easy with that!
Those are [unintelligible]
Oh!
[trumpeting]
Ah, wait, wait, I can turn it down.
[groaning]
Everybody's a critic.
You won't be hearing from me anymore.
[laughing]
Oh, little jellyfish, I can't resist your charms.
If only you didn't sting, then you'd be the perfect pet.
Oh, well, guess it's just catch and release for now.
Oh, this really could be the start
of something beautiful. Ow! What in the name of-
Squidward, look.
What am I looking- Ah!
All the jellyfish who used to live in Jellyfish Fields
are coming to Bikini Bottom.
Yeah, but for some reason, I don't think
it's to distribute holiday gift baskets.
Aw, you don't?
[buzzing]
[screaming]
[buzzing]
Eh, you know Plankton,
let's just talk about this later.
I think I'm just gonna run for me life.
Wait! I'm coming with you! Yoink!
No! Not the eye! Not the eye!
[buzzing]
♪ La la la la la La la la la la ♪
I think I've got it.
Uh, wait a minute.
[buzzing]
- No, buddy. - Go, go, go, go, go!
[groaning]
[buzzing]
[both] Ouch!
Wah ha ha ha ha!
I am the Flying Dutchman.
Booga booga booga booga!
Give me your souls.
[buzzing]
Huh?
[screaming]
Oh!
[screaming]
Oh! Oh!
[screaming]
Ow! Ouch!
Oh!
[screaming]
Jellyfish, I got an award!
You're my 12th catch of the day. I'm going to call you Twelvey.
Coochie coochie coo.
[sneezing]
Bye Twelvey.
[whistling]
[whistling, buzzing]
Hey, pal. Ow!
SpongeBob! Get out of here!
I'm sorry, SpongeBob,
but you've become a negative influence!
[laughing] At the least, the wind stopped.
Oh!
[buzzing]
You kidnapped me?
Oh, we didn't kidnap you.
We just brought you here for-
Initiation.
What? What kind of initiation?
A very special initiation.
Oh, boy, look at the time gotta run.
Would you care to go first, brother Patrick?
After you, brother SpongeBob.
[buzzing]
Ow! Whoo! Whoo!
Brother Patrick.
Brother SpongeBob.
[screaming]
Brother Squidward.
[buzzing]
[screaming]
[buzzing]
[screaming]
Okay, let's go meet our new heroes.
Ow! Ow!
Who's got my sting ointment?
[screaming]
[panting]
Ah!
Please don't be angry, Your Highness.
I wouldn't let you go.
Ah, I think I hit the wrong note back there.
What the?
What a lucky break. Now I have a captive audience.
[clearing throat] [screaming]
[vocalizing]
[screaming]
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me Me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
[clearing throat]
[vocalizing] [screaming]
Squidward, could you keep it down, please?
I'm trying to find my starting pitch here.
That is not how we do it.
[groaning]
Never mind.
[buzzing]
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
[buzzing]
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
Hey, look, Squids doing it!
Go Squid! Get 'em, Squid!
You're doing it!
You got it, Squid!
Go, Squid!
[buzzing]
Aha.
[laughing] [buzzing]
[buzzing]
[mumbling]
This guy's good.
He's a natural.
Yeah, you got it! You're doing great, Squid!
Go! Go, Squid, go!
You're doing it, Squid! See what you've been missing?
Yeah, you got it! Go, Squid, go!
Go, Squid, go! Go, Squid, go!
Use that net!
Be the net!
Eye of the tiger, buddy! Eye of the tiger!
That's it, all the way! Take him all the way!
The last six miles makes the squid! Go, go, go!
You've got 'em now!
It's in the bag!
This is really your best day ever, isn't it?!
Oh.
Well, that's over. Back to jellyfish matters.
Mmm, jelly.
[buzzing]
Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.
[buzzing]
Greetings, comrades.
[screaming]
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
[screaming]
What are you simpletons doing?
You're supposed to catch these things
not torture yourself with them.
[buzzing]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[laughing] Gotcha.
Huh?
[buzzing]
[screaming]
♪ La la la la La la la la ♪
- Like that. - And?
Then you throw 'em back. But watch out for the stingers.
Stingers?
[screaming]
All knees will bow to Plankton. Hail Plankton! I win!
I win! [laughing]
It's not about winning. It's about fun.
♪ Sing along It's that happy sound ♪
♪ Don't let those sour notes Bring you down ♪
Hey!
[screaming]
[roaring]
How about some soothing music, jellyfish?
[whistling]
[laughing] [buzzing]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Hmm.
[screaming]
[snapping]
Before you become come a Jelly Spotter,
you have to pass a rigorous test.
[laughing] Rigorous Test. Test.
Quiet. Shh.
Your first test... catch a jelly fish.
[buzzing]
Hey, I caught one. Am I a Jelly Spotter now?
Meep. He caught one. In the club. Meep meep.
Uh, that doesn't count. Ouch!
Wah wah wah.
I meant two jellyfish.
Two jellyfish. Meep. In the net.
In the net. Jellyfish net.
So that's not what I meant. I meant 20 jellyfish!
Oh, let's see. One, two, three-
[screaming]
Wah wah wah.
[screaming]
[buzzing]
[screaming]
Hey, SpongeBob, look.
Our new neighbor must be even shyer than we thought.
Yeah.
Oh.
[laughing]
Wow. Huh? Yes! Yes! Sicketh them, boy!
[screaming]
[roaring]
Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.
♪ There once was a dragons So handsome and smart ♪
♪ He let me go free For he had a big heart ♪
Everyone be-eth a critic.
Hi-yah! [grunting]
Hi-yah!
No, no, no, no!
[roaring]
Dead end for you, simpletons!
[laughing]
[roaring]
Wait a second.
[screaming]
[chuckles]
Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.
I'm right here and I don't believe it.
[screaming]
Whoa! No! No! No! No!
Well, I guess this is it, Pat.
Yeah. Hey, can we eat those Krabby Patties now?
Sure, buddy.
Yay!
[sniffing]
Hey!
Patrick, look! He's eating the Krabby Patty.
Huh? No, no, no!
The horror! The horror!
No, Patrick, it's a good thing.
It is?
Sure it is! Just listen to him purr.
He loves that Krabby Patty.
Forsooth. What be-eth going on here?
Destroy them! Do it now or so help me!
Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more
of those delicious Krabby Patties.
Curses!
[laughing]
[sneezing]
Wah wah wah.
Will you cut that out?!
Oh!
[buzzing]
Stand aside.
[popping]
[laughing]
[buzzing]
[laughing]
Repulsive.
[buzzing, whistling]
Hey, guys. Long time no see.
What do you think of my little friend's song?
[whistling]
Something wrong?
[screaming]
Ah! Yeah heh heh!
[laughing]
- Wow. - Amazing.
Jellyfishing! Yeah!
Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
No.
Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
No.
- Now? - No.
- Now? - No!
Now? Now? Now?
What more can anyone want?
Yeah, it's perfect.
I have an idea how we can kick things up a notch.
Hey, Sandy, I really don't think
we need to kick anything up any notches.
Ah, Frankenstein Fish Food. Oh, this should be fun.
[grunting]
[buzzing]
Ha ha. That's what I'm talking about.
They're no longer jellyfish, now they're jelly buzz saws.
[screaming]
Hey! You're supposed to fly into there.
[grunting]
[screaming]
I'm a walking glow stick.
[screaming]
[panting]
Can any of you show me how to tie my laces?
[buzzing]
Hello, I'm JellyBob. And you are?
Nice to meet you.
[buzzing]
Kevin.
[screaming]
[whistling]
[grunting]
I think he's gone. One of you go out and check.
Meep meep. Meep meep.
Meep meep. Meep meep. Meep meep.
Meep. Save us.
Meep. Save us. Kevin. Save Us. Save us, Kevin.
You'll never catch me!
[laughing]
What? [buzzing]
Blasted exercise craze.
[screaming]
[buzzing]
Goodbye, friends.
I'm taking jelly off the menu.
He really got burned on that deal.
[laughing] All is as it should be.
I promise never to use this net for anything
but per sport again.
Jellyfish aren't meant to be captured forever.
[gasping] Oh, no name.
I guess I can name you now.
I'll call you... friend.
[chuckles]