Chase: "Hey Guys, it's Wednesdays with Chaseypoo and this week's topic is hats
I don't know why
but I have a bunch of hats here to try on
and maybe I could talk about how SMALL my head is
and how it pisses me off, that there's all these amazing hats out there that I would love to wear
but that I can't wear because my head is so small
[deep inhale]
alright, so
So, I'm a, I'm a, I'm talking shit right now ok.
there's a company we all know
Point 5cc, Aydian dowling 's company
I'm not talking shit about the company... I'm talking shit about the hats!
We're trans men! A lot of us has tiny heads!
I can't wear this hat... it does not look good on me
Aydian gave this to me at the conference like three years ago. Bless him.
I love this hat, it's fantastic... but my head is too small to look good in this hat
and I feel... like as a trans company... You should make sizes that are like junior sizes for hats
Cause that would look - Oh my god I look like a fuckin' douche bag
Like, I could wear it backwards I guess
[Sound of Chase's hand slapping his... naked? thigh followed by silence]
Mmmm.. I don't know
I'm not talking shit, I promise
I just... [burst of laughter] I just wanted to start this video with something funny
Cause come on man, it has cats! Like I would love to be able to wear this
...but my head's too small
So I just... you know... whatever... I look like Aidan when I do this. Aiden
Is that how he poses? Aidan [ Quick A-HA laugh]
I don't know why I keep saying Aiden, but whatever
Love you boo!
Now this is a hat that I wear really often
Sorry there's like the podcast stuff behind me, I didn't know where to put the camera
I used to wear this hat all the time - actually my first day of grad school I walked in with this hat
Who wears a hat?... Whatever
And it's like disgusting inside because I sweat a lot and it's like really ssss, really
ummmmmm
sunny. BUT LOOK AGAIN!!!
My head is too small to fit a five panel hat
And I would just love to be able to wear this hat, and not look ridiculous
Honestly, like it would be really nice
I could wear my hat like this
[deep breath] I'm kidding
Ummmm
I would just love to be able to wear this hat
Instead of like... I can't even do it like this
It has to kind of be like sideways a lil bit
so it kinda looks OK... but OR I could wear it like this
can you imagine? But no.. I used to always wear it like backwards like that
just 'cause it has CATS on it!!! Like YO I want to be able to wear this hat!
[hand slap sound]
but I can't.. like it looks find on the side
but then when you look at me.... you're like OH GOD!
And this is not me judging how any other people look in their... in their hats
like some people wear hats that are... that are like that, and they have smaller heads than me
That's fine, that's you
it's just how I feel inside my body
now I have a hat here that I've had for YEARS
that I think you guys are really gonna love it
HELLO!!!!!! It's Christmas
Aaaaand I have a little friend here, and we match!
and we weren't supposed [strangled noise] like I didn't plan this at all, but we're matching!! Look at us!
We have the santa hats and we're both wearing purple
Hey... Does this shirt make me look flat?
You know it's fun to have fun on transtastic once in awhile.
I feel like we've been doing so many serious topics lately
Ummmmm
And then I have another hat that I just got in the mail from umm, my P.O box from somebody who watches my channel
And it looks better when I have more hair
okay? But I just cut my hair
but...
I... I can wear it like backwards and I look like l....like a dude bro
and like if I smoke a joint or something and I'm like D'aa
Which I... nah... I don't... I'm just saying like
this is what like I would associate wearing a hat like this would be like for me
because I am not this type of person
Ummm but I HAVE to wear this hat because it has a bee with a fuckin knife emoji on it
Like... could you go with this hat and not wear it?
I don't think so
Then if I wear it from the front... I'm a Dad.
and I'm not ready to be a Papito yet
Even though... you know
Even though you know what?
Chase what are you saying?
I could wear it sideways
Do you remember the early 2000's?
Alright Y'all!
This video is done for me, I don't have any other hats to show you
I go to a Western festival every year with my Papito
and we work, and you know.. you gotta look good
I also have dyed hair and a lot of people are from like rural Quebec
and they're very....
mmmmmmmmm
they don't like things that are "different" than them
so me with my green hair didn't work, so I would have to like put my hair in so it didn't look like I had anything
and then I would wear this hat
and then that would be it
I'm so sorry this topic is like all over the place
but I found this hat and it fit my head, and I'm pretty sure it's a woman's hat
or it's a kids hat
but.. don't I look good in a cowboy hat?
Like shouldn't I always wear this all the time?
OK next transtastic video.... I'm pretty it's like a super serious one
I think we're talking about binding... maybe I'll wear my cowboy hat
Maybe
And I'll probably just wear this shirt again because I should have worn this shirt for the last episode
Episode? [chuckle]
And just before I go, I just want to let you know that we are having a-auditions.
this is not like a huge audition thing like we've had in the past
Umm we are actually just holding auditions to have maybe one or two people on the channel
Please before you send us your audition videos, know that we are looking, and we are prioritizing
trans people of colour, people of all different abilities, people umm
who are maybe less ... on T, or don't plan to medically transition
and people who basically aren't the stereotypical people who are on transtastic right now
like me ... umm... who is
able bodied, who is physically and who is [deep breath]
umm transitioning and I've been on T for all these years
and... I'm white
and, umm... yes I have like mental illnesses and like all of that stuff...
and like invisible illness, and I don't really talk about that much
but I guess we are looking to showcase more voices because we have a very large platform
and maybe we want to be able to showcase voices that don't have a platform. I guess
So we want to include people into this channel and make it like a big nice happy family
I dunno...
Let me know what you think about that. I'll put the details and the link in the description below
The post will be on Tumblr
Have a great week!
Bye!!!
Is there a reason why I didn't try to put all of these on at once?
[Instrumental outro music plays in background with sounds of hats being placed on top of each other]
Also, why do I only have like 5 hats? Hellloooooooo