Hi Jamie, can you make my boyfriend rich? Sure, just put a Richard name tag on his shirt
So everybody will know he's rich she got exactly what she asked for a rich boyfriend
He might not have a lot of money, but his name is rich
That's rich person ask McDonald's for an Ice Cream Sandwich
I'm surprised they even like pulled this out of the ass and decided to make one now
We ain't got ice cream sandwiches here. Hold up. We got all the materials we can make this happen. They made it happen
Can I get a?
hamburger with only ketchup
Damn it again. You got exactly what you asked for
You sure to specify you want some meat you want some protein. They just being a good employee. He said just ketchup
I put just ketchup in the burger. Is it even a burger if it doesn't have a burger?
No, it's just a bun. a bun with ketchup. Let me get a taco with sour cream on the side
UGH! This dude
Literally put sour cream on the side of the taco. Yeah, man
You said the side like the side of yeah, it's on the side
I put it there e-exactly where you asked me to put it and I did it
Another one McDouble only ketchup and ain't even a McDouble anymore. It's a Mick Depression
I can't handle it. My mom said she left me a slice of pizza for when I get home
they put it as pinkie by it a
clothespin
You said a slice she legit gave him the tiniest slice
Literally two bites two bites and that's over
That's your dinner. Go up to your room and go to sleep
You gonna be late for dinner you go get the smallest slice of pizza a slice is a slice
should of asked for a bigger slice. My mom was told to give me a half half down hairstyle
She didn't know what that meant. So she did this
So the girl wanted this hairstyle where it's half up and then half down for school pictures
They actually took the picture of her then look at her like, What the hell going on here?
But she literally put half of her hair up and then the rest of it down like there you go good enough, right?
Mother there is Google now. There's no excuse for this kind of stupidity
I bet she didn't even know what a half-up half-down
Was either and they didn't realize until she grew up and then saw the picture like oh shit
So apparently I got myself a gift this weekend - Katherine. I love you. I'm so drunk right now
This is gonna be a fun surprise
I
Love myself just like that
Hadley girl said you should so she was drunk and ordered herself makeup. You should love yourself, but it's late
You're ugly and you can't let me love yourself so that makes up for when you're sober
What? when you finally get your license in the mail, but the DMV messes up and uses a picture from ten years ago ten years
ago what the hell?? so this person got their license and they literally use the picture of what she was seven years old how the
DMV even got that. Oh, it's because their passport pics whoever's printing this
Yeah, seems legit its a damn child
On a driver's license you get pulled over the cop go. Look at that light. Who is this baby?
You are not this child!! so this person ordered pizza and in the special
Instructions send your cutest delivery boy and she got a pizza from the cutest delivery boy. I think we can all agree
He's the cutest and the goodest boi why can get my pizza like that yeah let it dog got some
Hell a willpower to have pizza on his back and not eat it not even sniff it you don't even know what's going on
You don't even realize that he could just eat it instead of delivering it to a human
What are they gonna give him? my boss asked me if I wanted a doughnut this morning
And I told him no
Thank you
Because I'm trying to eat healthier and he brought me this a lettuce shaped
Donut or doughnut shaped lettuce. Yes, it's lettuce shaped like a doughnut. It's even got the hole and everything
Enjoy your gluten-free vegan doughnut.(chuckle) I
Requested a chair with arm rests. Well, you got exactly what you asked for
A chair with an arm rest there arms not human Barbie, but you know what?
There's still arms whether you like it or not
So you gonna have to sit and deal with it or sit your ass on the ground you ungrateful fuck?
What do you want for your birthday?
Nothing. Here you go a big fancy plate of nothing
This is so depressing could ask for a cake could have asked for anything but you go get chocolate syrup. Nothing
I will jammin' humble and my dog sat down when he heard Kendrick say sit down and is now waiting for his treat
sit down! Be a good boy. Well, give him a street. He sittin down, he being humble bitch i want my treat
I wish my dog said that there was gonna anybody except me
Sometimes imagine your dog hearing the words of a song and sitting for that person. That's great
Had to have my makeup done for a fashion show today went to Estee Lauder and the professional artist
genuinely thought these looked similar so she gave that picture to a
Professional artist okay, I'm gonna tell you now someone in my family who knows absolutely. Nothing about makeup was actually a
Professional artist for Estee Lauder and Macy's and she had no idea how to do makeup
She was awful at it a lot of those people that do makeup in a department store they dont know how
Do this what the hell. I had my makeup done at sephora once, It was straight garbage
She basically stabbed me with the brush for like 20 minutes. I was like perfect
bitch have me looking like this. Hi sisters five shades lighter than me, then try to like all blend it out for like 15 minutes
But oh this was this was just unfortunate girl. I really hope you didn't pay for that
They need to pay you to go to someone else to fix what they started. So this guy's girlfriend texted him
Hey, can you bring me my pink bag her pink bag, son? Which one do you choose?
Like for the green one
Comment for the pink one, but the green one is also a pink one, you know girls are they're Victoria's Secret pink
When is not even pink but it says pink but it ain't pink which is it
So there's this new fixed mask on the market. So goes on normally then it like..(poof) i
actually have this and I've tried it and it gets really bad and it gets
everywhere and then the mask on your forehead starts bubbling up and if you look up it'll get stuck on your
Eyelashes and then into your eye and then you'll have to rinse out your eye or you'll go blind
Oh, these are my favorite when people do cake messages too, literally
Thanks for a great year in purple you had one job they wanted you to write
Thanks for a great year in purple icing. They didn't even do it in purple icing
Yeah, I'll put some purple sprinkles around then. Maybe that'll fix my mistakes me trying to fix my life
She put some sprinkles on it. So I need two birthday cakes
Can you write happy birthday on both I got you.and they wrote
Happy birthday on both. This is exactly what you asked for a happy birthday on both. It says it all both
I see no problem here. So I want to get a birthday cake for my husband
Okay, what do you want it to say? Happy birthday dick. Ha don't write that. His name is Mac. I got you
They literally wrote the whole convo on the cake
She's probably just like okay, just give it to me
I feel like people can't get mad over this y'all asked for it. They did it
They're doing their jobs. If your dog doesn't poop, please put it in the litter bin. Oh my god. COOPER HOW COULD U??
You heard the sign you should've read it before you decided to take a poo now
I gotta do what I gotta do
I gotta put you in this bin you piece of shit that dog he really don't want to go in
can i get a coffee with cream on the side. Yup
Here you go coffee with some whipped cream in a plate fancy technically whipped cream is still cream
It's just whipped and probably tastes good with coffee. I asked for a side of onion rings
I got a side of onion rings
They're not battered or fried but they are rings of onion. I paid 3.99 for this bullshit
And can I get a large coke with two cups? I don't know why you would want two cups
But here you go two cups just a small cup inside the big Cup because some people drink their coke like this
I ordered a double espresso. So that's what I got. Duh, double espresso and two cups
So they put one espresso in one cup and another espresso on another cup. See I feel like this is normal
So it's like they don't give you a cup with two shots of espresso in it
So you look at it and it's like hmm. It doesn't look like two shots it still got one shot
I'm gonna need some more
Nah, we gonna give you one and one so you can't say shit there will be no talking to the manager today
Oh, I feel like this guy he hit the jackpot. He asked for extra pepperoni. They put all the goddamn pepperoni
They had in that pizza place on that pizza. Mmm. That looks hella good. Oh god. That looks so good
What pizza place is this? Y'all gonna have to Ask me every time I order pizza. I got like literally five pieces of pepperoni
That's it. If you ask for extra, maybe they'll give you six
Can I get a sandwich with mayo on top this guy? Really? Okay, who did this? You just ruined my whole damn burger?
We're gonna have to have a little talk outside
bye talk I mean (punch) in the face! but anyway,
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