I'm James. Let's show them some handsome.
Ooh!
Excuse me, but you are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only... ten I see.
[giggling]
Uh.
I'm James. I'm in a band.
I'm Muffy. I'm not interested.
That's because you don't know me, yet. I like long walks on the beach
and taking gorgeous girls like you out for a quick bite.
Wait. Have you been holding that sign the whole time?
- Yeah. - What does that have to do with striking?
Um, I'm striking and if I'm gonna be here all day,
I wanna make good use of my time.
Ear of bat and spleen of toad. I'll turn you into a--
Hey, what are you thinking about?
Oh, I'm not thinking. I'm acting like I'm thinking.
Come on, tell me this face... doesn't belong on the big screen.
James, acting is about more than just being pretty.
I know. It's also about... washboard abs! Check it! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Not bad. - I was wondering, would you like to go--
Dude, you call that a throw?!
Hey.
Here ya go. Thanks for coming.
- Alright. Enjoy this little guy. - She's a keeper.
- Of course. - Bye, guys.
Well, that's it, guys.
Thanks to your help, we found homes for all but eight dogs.
And we'll find homes for the rest of 'em... next time.
I love it! Show me some more bend! Flex it! Flex it!
Stir the pot, James! Stir the pot! Yes! Yes! Hold that!
Yes! Yes! Okay, less face, a little less face.
Lovely!
Comb.
Spray.
Mirror.
Not frying pan, dude, mirror.
With the increased boy band competition and instant entertainment news,
it is more important than ever to avoid bad press
and scandalous photo ops! Like that!
What? We can't go jogging anymore.
I'm competing against this. Are you--
No because I want you guys to think of ways to us good press!
And back to the top!
Ooh, how about James Diamond dates Taylor Swift.
[music playing]
Guys, it's just a small gathering get together.
Dude, we're not in Minnesota anymore. This is the big leagues
Our big time Hollywood party cred starts tonight.
Sorry, lady leather, but you know us bikers always customizing.
So I suggest you wait on that ride.
So instead of 3.7 seconds, I can take you from zero to thrill in 1.5.
[roaring]
A man who's good with tools.
Okay, Mr. Diamond, I will wait for that ride.
Awesomeness takes perspiration and inspiration.
Which is why I always work out in front of my heroes.
I couldn't agree more.
Whoo!
Alright, now it's off to the salon
to get my number one fan his own personal hair care system.
Hey, Lucy. It's me, James Diamond.
Yeah, I know that.
Oh, this? It's just my snake, Gordon.
Pretty cool, huh?
Selana, wait!
[sighing]
I'm sorry.
Let's never fight again.
One lap around the Palmwoods and then right back here.
The shoes have to stay in mint condition to sell.
- Got it. - Okay.
Looking good.
- Nice shoes. - Thanks.
Guys.
Hi, James.
A vampire and a vampires slayer walk into a restaurant.
The waiter says, "What can I get you two?"
And the vampire says, "I'm just here for a quick bite."
And the slayer says... "You should really try the steak."
Time out! Wanna kiss?
Yeah.
Time in. Bye.
Lucy! Do you prefer flowers?
Or chocolate?
I'm allergic to flowers... and I don't like chocolate.
[buzzer sounding]
Ooh! Hah.
Do you like a guy who works out all day?
Or one who dances all night?!
No, thank you!
[buzzer sounding]
Hey ya, we are helping with plumbing.
We're a handyman of good for dating!
What part of this did you think I'd go for?
- We don't know. - We are getting desperate.
She came back for him.
She did?
She did.
Dream team.
Ooh!
Wow, that was dreamy.