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kevin get upstairs right now
why kevin you're such a disease
sure kevin upstairs say good night kevin
good night kevin now it's for dinner
oh i'm sorry i'm sorry this house is
just crazy we've got all these extra
kids running around my brother-in-law
drove in from ohio today
it's just nuts how come we need to bring
more cheese pizzas
nice tip thanks a lot thanks having a
reunion or something
oh no my husband's brother transferred
to paris last summer and both of his
kids are still going to school here and
i guess he missed the whole family he's
giving us all this trip to paris for the
holiday so we can be together
you're taking a trip to paris yes we
hope to leave tomorrow morning
excellent excellent if you'll excuse me
this one's a little out of sorts i'll be
right back
don't worry about me i spoke to your
husband already and don't worry about
your home
it's in good hands
there are 15 people in this house you're
the only one who has to make trouble
i'm the only one getting dumped you're
the only one acting up now
get upstairs i am upstairs dummy
the third floor go it's scary up there
don't be silly fuller will be up in a
little while i don't want a super fella
you know about him he watched the bed
he'll pee all over me i know it fine
we'll put them somewhere else
i'm sorry it's too late get upstairs
everyone in this family hates me then
maybe you should ask santa for a new
family i'd want a new family i don't
want any family
families suck just stay up there i don't
want to see you again for the rest of
the night
i didn't want to see you again for the
rest of my whole life and i didn't want
to see anybody else either
i hope you don't mean that you'd feel
pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow
morning and you didn't have a family
no i wouldn't then say it again
maybe it'll happen i hope i never see
any jerks again
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i wish they would all just disappear
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i don't know she said ain't sharp
peter
where's my
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hi i'm mitch murphy i live across the
street
you guys going out of town we're going
to orlando florida
well ashley first we're going into
missouri to pick up my grandma
do you know the michaelises are going to
france you know if it's cold there
do these vans get good gas mileage gee
get out i don't know hit the road
heather do a head count make sure
everyone's in the van
put them in the microwave and dry them
off how fast does this thing go
does it have automatic transmission does
it have four-wheel drive
look i told you before kid don't bother
me now beat it
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line up in front of the van
don't be a six seven
eight nine ten eleven
okay half in this bad half in this one
have a good trip bring me back something
brunch
there's no way on earth we're gonna make
this plane it leaves in 45 minutes
think positive frank oh you be positive
i'll be realistic
man excuse me uh i just wanted to let
you know that your power is fixed but
the phone lines are a mess i'm gonna
take my belt a couple of days to patch
them up
especially around the holidays thanks
heather
did you count heads eleven including me
five boys six girls four parents two
drivers
and a partridge and a pear tree
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gotta make it to town
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coach take whatever springs are in
coaches
thank you fasten your seat belts please
champagne please
it's free isn't it oh yes
we made it you believe it
hope we didn't forget anything
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you