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God bless the the dentist they've made it so much better than it used to be it used
to really hurt because when I was a kid and I would go to the dentist the only dental tools
they had would be like a hammer right yeah uh and and now everything's fairly well painless
except I always have this problem I go in there with the bite I've had for like the last 20 or
30 years I'm used to that bite you know what I'm talking about you know the way your teeth hit each
other yeah and you get comfortable with that and you don't like to have to think about your bite
because it's just there and you enjoy a lovely sandwich it bite takes care of it it's there
so then now I go to the dentist and I had a thing done and they put a thing in that wasn't there
before and then they buzzed it down and buzzed it down and buzzed it down and so and so now I
have the bite of somebody else that's right and so all day long I'm doing that driving myself
crazy and the guy says well six weeks it'll be fine oh well I'll I'll be in a I'll be a mental
case in six weeks every two seconds I'm checking my bite go ahead and check your bite right now
ladies and gentlemen everybody let me see you check your bite is everybody's bite okay that's
not mine's a little off okay all right we'll see me upstairs later then thank you uh on the
program tonight Piedmont Bird colors now here's a great thing now this started uh years yes thanks
this started years ago with the Johnny Carson and it's a kids from Piedmont High School in Piedmont
California and they have a competition each year and each kid gets a bird that they have
to imitate imitate the call of the bird and then they have the big Piedmont Bird championships
and we have winning teams from the Piedmont bird calling championships here tonight yes
very understand okay yeah
you know what it is it's a crowd pleaser it's a crowd pleaser people love it I'll
say one thing for this particular bite that I have right now at least I don't whistle
oh remember there was a time when I got a new bite and I whistled for 10 days yeah yeah and
then factories would knock off for lunch every time every time every time I started
speaking but wait a minute was that the noon whistle let's go let's go yeah also on the
show this evening a very talented actor in a fine motion picture uh Luke Wilson yeah Alex and Emma
thank you wow that hit the spot whoa Nelly what do you have in there that's
just a water really now Luke Wilson is it comes from an acting family he
has a brother Owen Wilson and he has another brother whose Name Escapes Me
momentarily the the oldest of the three and then of course uh their father flip
right bite down and grind bait okay and bite and grind all right rinse and spit
sorry it's all nothing worse yeah there's nothing worse nothing worse yeah you'll
never your bite will never return really you know that yeah you'll never have your bike
I'm sorry oh everything shifts you you'll never get your original bite back you'll get
a new bite a new bite yeah because everything will shift around and then you get the dreaded
TMJ the temporal mandibular joint disorder yeah well who doesn't have that yeah exactly
they're telling me you're telling me something I don't know my friend yeah uh yeah yeah yeah yeah
there they are fever to tell the yeah yeah yeah yeah yes so that's the Big Show and because of the
Fourth of July that is just around the corner and when I say just around the corner I mean sometime
next week I don't know what day it is on the phone standing by here all night long and I think this
is going to be great we have the great James Earl Jones right here on that's right thank you
he will all night long be describing be describing fireworks
that's that's it let's listen here what do you mean that's it
Sunday are you kidding me this is fantastic well all right well all right let's see what
happens all right a brilliant explosion of green and white the Cascade of gold punctuated with
silver Sparks a shimmering Symphony of resin blue a whistle then a very loud pop foreign
this is something that's gotten to be pretty exciting uh our President George W bush whenever
he goes out on a speaking engagement he likes to open with a joke or incorporate a joke in
his remarks and and we've been kind of following him and and it seems to us that that he he tells
jokes that may be in the structure or style of a joke but perhaps aren't really actually jokes
so we put together a little segment called George W bush joke that's not really a joke
he tells it like a joke he looks like he thinks it's a joke but we're not sure that
it's actually a joke here now George W bush joke that's not really a joke watch
I appreciate your state auditor she along with Tim traveled from the airport
there was no road rage today and
if what is he talking about I love that haha
a blazing spiral of student Glory a syncopated cacophony of light
and sound a Regal blast of purple and oh dear Lord my pants are on fire okay
well we've lost him momentarily I'll say okay I'm sure he's fine
how about another one of those George W bush jokes it's not really all right
I think this one I think this one is one of the better ones we've done in a
while oh really here we go George W bush joke that's not a joke it's another one take a look
a lot of those should be on the man
why
as some of them like to say in Washington the checks in the mail
ah wow checks in the mail yeah
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