- [Orange] Captain's blog,
star date 1327.99999949999999
- [Pear] Captaaaaain!
- [Orange] Fine! The Fruitiprise is responding
to a distress call from our sister ship,
the Resplendent, who went silent shortly after.
So we're venturing into unknown territory,
where no fruit has gone before.
You know, except for all the fruits
on the other ship we're looking for!
(bright, futuristic music)
- We're at warp, sir, we should be there shortly.
I mean, wait wait, I mean - What was that, Little Apple?
- I meant, soon!
- You said shortly! (laughs wildly)
- (laughs) That's funny!
- Marshmallow, this could potentially be
a long and dangerous voyage.
Activate the Genesis Machine!
- [Singing voice] Sega!
- [Orange] Yeah, not only is
the Genesis Machine those most powerful
engine core created, but it also plays
Sonic the Hedgehog! Woohoo!
- So I just downloaded the last logs
from the Resplendent, just before their distress signal.
They were investigating
an old vessel drifting through space.
- Shhhh! Video game!
- Approaching destination now, sir!
- Take us out of warp.
- [Marshmallow] Um, Captain!
My desk is blinking! (giggles)
- So shut it off!
- No! That means there's a ship incoming. On screen!
- Hey, look! It's just the ship we're looking for.
See, mission accomplished, back to Sonic!
(video game chimes)
(ominous music)
- Their shields are still down.
- Of course, we are one happy fleet, hiding in plain sight.
Lock phasers and fire!
(lasers blasting)
(all screaming)
(lasers blasting)
- Aw, man, I blew it! (laughs)
Respawn!
- No, red alert!
- We're under attack, yaaaaay!
- [Banana] Captain!
- Who's there?
- Bananas.
- Bananas who?
- Captain, this is no time for knock-knock jokes.
- Well, if you're not a knock-knock joke,
and you're not a blue hedgehog, I don't see the point!
- (coughs) The shields are out,
and the warp drive's fried.
We're dead in the water!
It'll take days to fix!
- All right, fine, no shields, no warp, (sings) oh okay,
I need you to fix it faster!
There, this captain thing is easy!
- What do you think I am, some sort of Mr. Fix-it?
(ship parts exploding)
- We're sitting ducks! (giggles)
- We're being hailed, sir.
- Korn, I'm busy, what do you want?
Are you here to kill us, because that's
not how this show works!
- Oh, you're in no position to negotiate, Captain!
I'll do much worse than kill you.
I'll hurt you, I'll take the one thing
that means the most to you in this world: your ship!
(Orange snoring)
(Pear slapping)
- Huh, huh, what's going on?
- He's going to take our ship!
- (laughs) Like I care about that!
- Ruh, really?
- Yeah, really?
- Hm, meh.
- Then I demand you hand over
all manuals and games with your Genesis Machine.
- Genesis, what's that?
- Don't insult my intelligence, Orange!
I shall leave you as I have, frozen,
drifting in space for all eternity!
Buried alive, buried--
(static)
- [Orange] There, that's better! (laughs)
- Did, did he just hang up on me?
- Uh, yes sir.
- Lock onto Genesis!
(shimmering teleporter chimes)
- Quite logical handing him the video games, Captain!
Now he'll leave and we can--
- Koooooooooooooorn!
- [Orange] Koooooooooooooorn!
Koooooooooooooorn!
- Did you hear something?
- Nevermind; prepare for warp!
- [Orange] Hey, they're trying to escape
with the Genesis Machine!
- Lock on and open fire!
- Orange, that's a terrible idea!
- Just do it!
(lasers blasting)
- We're taking fire.
- [Korn] Raise shields!
- Fire!
(lasers blasting)
- I can't!
- Fire again!
(lasers blasting)
- Then fire back!
(torpedoes whirring)
- Their shields are down, they're locking onto our bridge.
- Security, get on those transporter pads.
I'm sending your coordinates.
- Fascinating plan, sir, we can board them
and take the ship from the inside.
- Nope, energize!
- [Orange] We'll use them to block enemy fire.
(screaming)
(explosion)
- Augh, well, it worked.
- Booyah! Sis, hail them.
(button click)
- Hey, hey, hey Korn, hey!
- What?
- Protein torepdo!
(loud electric snap)
(explosion)
- I never got to see Alderaan!
- Sir, their warp core's going critical!
They'll go nova in two minutes!
- Yaaaay!
- But without warp, we can't get out
of the blast radius in time.
- Awwwww.
- Oh, but we can beam the Genesis back!
- Great thinking, two minutes is just long enough
to beat Green Hill Zone!
Beam her up, Snotty!
- It's just a cold, sir, you don't
have to keep bringing it up!
- We're not going to make it, are we?
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Are you out of your vegan mind?
You can't go in there, the radiation will--
(Lemon snoring)
(lightning blasting)
- [Orange] No, Pear, get outta there, Pear!
(Pear grunting)
(explosion)
- Wa, ah!
(rising electro chimes)
- The warp drive's back on-line.
- Get us outta here, Little Apple, maximum warp.
- Heyaaaaah!
(dramatic orchestral music)
(explosion)
- We delay death another day! (giggles)
- [Lemon] Orange, I think you better come down here.
You better hurry.
(spring boing)
(Orange pants)
- Pear!
- (wheezes) The ship, out of danger?
- You saved--
Sega!
- What?
- Sega, no, I can't lose you!
You have been, and always shall be,
my friend.
- You know I can get you a new one, right?
I saved the ship, the whole ship!
- Of all the souls I have met, he was the most human.
You'll be given our most honorable tribute,
the 21-gun salute!
(phaser firing)
- No! Not inside the ship!
(panels shattering)
- Waaahhhhhhh!
(bright, futuristic music)