- Yeah, we're drinking stuff, but it's not alcoholic.
Which means I'm not interested.
(intro music)
- La Croix
- the thing I do when I wake
up every morning for work, le cry
- Le cry
- I always said le croix, but it's La Croix.
- I don't know what La Croix is.
- I don't know. Is that like a croissant drink?
- Is that a drag name?
- That's not what I thought it would look like.
- This looks refreshing.
- Pretentious, but okay refreshing looks very refreshing.
- If I shake it, I open it in his face. Will it fizz?
Can I do it?
- Uh, I, don't do that.
- I'm ready to try this. I'm thirsty.
- Well, you said you were going to do it, and you did it.
- I did it, and it was sh**. I'm so sorry
to everybody involved.
- That's a good sound. (drink fizzing)
Oh yeah.
- Do you wanna have a sipple?
- Yeah, but the first sips always the best.
Chivalry, it's not dead yet.
(sputtering)
(gagging)
- It has, like its about to be good
and then it just f*** you.
- It's weird, it's different, I like it
but I don't at the same time I keep complaining
and making words come out of my face.
- Oh no, no.
- I'm not getting any flavor.
I can't believe you can taste anything from this.
- Yeah. You know, you're used
to opening a can and just getting, Oh, that is water.
That's exactly what it is.
- It tastes like someone washed a watermelon
in a sink and then made me drink it.
- It smells more than it taste.
And I don't understand how that's possible.
- Ooh, rich people. We love this.
Just eat your f*** fruit.
- The flavor, where are you?
- It's still water though.
- It's sparkling.
La Croix!
- Apricot?
- Surprise. It's water.
It smells gorgeous.
- It does. It smells lovely, like I'd bathe in this.
- Let's see if I can keep this one in my mouth.
That's what she said every night.
- Yeah.
- That is literally that drink. It's just like yeah.
- Yeah. I prefer that one to the first one,
but there's not much in it.
- That's like the Yanny and Laurel of taste buds.
I'm not getting anything.
- Are you not? You can't taste apricot?
- No!
- So say you crushed an apricot
in your fist and then you took one
of those fingers and stirred around some water.
That's what it tastes like.
- It's only a little hint of apricot.
It's like they took a big bucket of water
and showed it to an apricot tree
and then took it away again.
- I feel like I should be Instagramming this
and Boomeranging me while I'm doing it.
Like I could just imagine it.
- I'm just going to have to go by smells.
I swear to God, I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not getting anything from it.
- If you need to have an apricot, but you're in a hurry.
I'm sure it's good.
but for the rest of us, take your time with the real thing.
Ooh!
- I like the packaging, you know fair play to 'em.
10 out of 10 for packaging.
- Give, give us that. Can we listen to that?
(drink fizzes)
- Well this one is blackberry and cucumber.
- Want to sip it together?
- This is f*** awkward.
- Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
- Oh, I'm getting, I'm getting something.
- I think there's definitely a flavor there.
There's something there.
- I feel a presence.
- Can you feel it coming through?
- Now I think I like this one more
because you can get more of the taste of the blackberry.
So it's like more of a flavored drink
as opposed to the essence of a drink.
- If you drink enough of it (hiccups)
- That happens!
- Maybe I've just like developed Stockholm syndrome
but I'm starting to enjoy the fact that it has zero flavor.
I'm like, okay
I can imagine a world where this is all I drink now.
- Cucumbers are good for your eyes.
So if you just took two cans
and just rammed them into your face,
you'd look so refreshed.
- This is what La Croix tastes like (static sound)
Static.
- She pink, passion fruit, oh!
- Hey, passion fruits.
- I'm excited for this one.
- Don't worry.
This won't taste like tropical fruits anyways.
- This is the good s*** (can pops)
- Like the old Coke ads.
(drink pouring)
- Ooh
- Patty is the South Bay of carbonated drinks.
- It's nice and mild.
You drink this sitting on the beach, staring at the ocean.
- Yeah, definitely.
- You're in an ocean (sips drink)
Imagine you're sleeping by a beach.
(makes animal noise)
- And there's this weird Irish girl sipping in your ear
(sips drink)
- Getting the passion and the fruit
- Come on baby. Bring it home now.
I feel like I've been edging with a couple of cans
of La Croix. Like I'm just waiting.
Just take me home mama.
- Still getting no sodium, which is frustrating.
- No calories though.
- That's also true.
- Sodium free, sweetener free, calorie free, flavor free.
Oh no, I added that one.
- Do you think they do it deliberately just to mess with us.
- Dunno
- So they get people like us on the internet
trying to taste flavors.
- Yeah, water in a can. That's the craziest thing since
- Water in a bottle
- It's fine.
It's a sparkling water drink.
I'm sure there are more exciting flavors
out there for people to try.
- After four La Croix,
I feel like le Christ, that's enough water for one day.
- I think I'm full of gas.
- Me too.
- My stomach
- Full of gas. Empty of flavors.
- Probably not
- Yes
- No of course not
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