The constant thud underneath your feet,
the constrained space,
and the monotony of going nowhere fast.
It feels like hours have gone by, but it's only been eleven minutes,
and you wonder,
"Why am I torturing myself?
This thing has got to be considered a cruel and unusual punishment."
Actually, that's exactly what it is, or was.
You see, in the 1800s,
treadmills were created to punish English prisoners.
At the time, the English prison system was abysmally bad.
Execution and deportation were often the punishments of choice,
and those who were locked away faced hours of solitude in filthy cells.
So social movements led by religious groups, philanthropies,
and celebrities, like Charles Dickens,
sought to change these dire conditions and help reform the prisoners.
When their movement succeeded,
entire prisons were remodeled and new forms of rehabilitation,
such as the treadmill, were introduced.
Here's how the original version,
invented in 1818 by English engineer Sir William Cubitt, worked.
Prisoners stepped on 24 spokes of a large paddle wheel.
As the wheel turned,
the prisoner was forced to keep stepping up or risk falling off,
similar to modern stepper machines.
Meanwhile, the rotation made gears pump out water,
crush grain,
or power mills,
which is where the name "treadmill" originated.
These devices were seen as a fantastic way of whipping prisoners into shape,
and that added benefit of powering mills
helped to rebuild a British economy decimated by the Napoleonic Wars.
It was a win for all concerned, except the prisoners.
It's estimated that, on average,
prisoners spent six or so hours a day on treadmills,
the equivalent of climbing 5,000 to 14,000 feet.
14,000 feet is roughly Mount Everest's halfway point.
Imagine doing that five days a week with little food.
Cubitt's idea quickly spread across the British Empire and America.
Within a decade of its creation,
over 50 English prisons boasted a treadmill,
and America, a similar amount.
Unsurprisingly, the exertion combined with poor nutrition
saw many prisoners suffer breakdowns and injuries,
not that prison guards seemed to care.
In 1824, New York prison guard James Hardie credited the device
with taming his more boisterous inmates, writing that
the "monotonous steadiness, and not its severity...constitutes its terror,"
a quote many still agree with.
And treadmills lasted in England until the late 19th century,
when they were banned for being excessively cruel
under the Prison's Act of 1898.
But of course the torture device returned with a vengeance,
this time targeting the unsuspecting public.
In 1911, a treadmill patent was registered in the U.S.,
and by 1952, the forerunner for today's modern treadmill had been created.
When the jogging craze hit the U.S. in the 1970s,
the treadmill was thrust back into the limelight
as an easy and convenient way to improve aerobic fitness,
and lose unwanted pounds,
which, to be fair, it's pretty good at doing.
And the machine has maintained its popularity since.
So the next time you voluntarily subject yourself to what was once
a cruel and unusual punishment,
just be glad you can control when you'll hop off.