hello top of morning
it means Jack septic no problem no
difference here everything normal
everything good
ding-ding top of morning meme its main
time it's that beautiful time of day
again where I flop my banana at you and
you just sit there and accept it and
there's nothing you can do about it but
I'm also going to look at all of your
memes because they're delightful and
it's been a while and I want to see what
has accrued since the last time we did
this
it's pizzas I literally deaths trending
I knew that Spiderman to Sam Raimi
spider-man to could predict death
stranding not only because he has a big
giant pile of pizza boxes and that's
exactly what Sam has to do in the game
Sam Raimi Sam in the game Norman Reedus
Tobey Maguire it all makes sense you
literally have to deliver a pizza in
deaths training multiple times you to
deliver pizzas if to deliver drugs you
have to deliver a baby in a hospital
it's a weird game Kojima's bizarre oh my
god yes oh they did it the mad lads I
said this put a goose in every video
game goose trending this goose no that
doesn't work
goose training is a much better one honk
honk and Sam
honk honk important riches that's it
that's the one yes well the Minecraft
really is the darksouls minecraft
Shawn the Glock septic guy that's deep I
don't know about you but that's very
deep that hit me hard all right as a
Boomer well soon to be Boomer I have my
birthdays in February why are you
getting me what's your present for me
it's the 7th of February you better have
your present ready
it can't be more fluffy brunettes but
it's a soon-to-be boomer this really
speaks to me I'm crossing that
transition you know
they say old people old people are
closer to God's and will ever be so they
understand things a bit more that's what
happens when you hit 30 you become
boomer you start understanding Facebook
jokes more these days funny memes are
awesome
ah [ __ ] here we go again - stranding at
least it was until I [ __ ] everything
up we need to rebuild clucking Bell I
miss Grantham's auto san andreas that
was my favorite GTA game the three
primary colors they're mine oh brother
this is Ben this is over okay it's done
get rid of it I don't want to see it
anymore
stinky meme small brain and here you
have ham okay meep in having floppy big
brain banana man get out of here we've
been past this subtraction up old
insults - me me saw this in a youtube
video that has been suggested to me
would fit in to Shores insult mug say oh
my god I literally have coffee in this
spot hmm that is cold
I also saw one that had dick on it give
them to me but I could be your birthday
gift for me insult mugs tonight or for
every day for every occasion that I have
I can sip my beautiful dirty bean water
juice and just look at the world and
insult them without saying anything that
is the ultimate power move just passing
it on since the 2010s are ending we
should vote for a meme of the decade yes
I love it yes let's vote for our
favorite meme I don't know what my
favorite meme of the decade is for so
many there's only something I'm
completely forgetting because the decade
has been long the entire 2010s era has
been my entire youtube channel we've
been doing this for seven years a decade
is 10 years ok this episode of
jacksepticeye is sponsored by the letter
meme but I really want to know what the
meme of the decade would be for people
start off in the comments write down in
the comments what your favorite meme
would because I I think I'm forgetting
some of them we should probably do that
as a video our favorite meme of the
decade go to the subreddit put out put
down your favorite meme of the decade
right now
my god Ricardo blocks the vent you
realize that is actually completely
irrelevant what is happening is there
sound to this No thank God no no wait
this is an actual game
Ricardo tale oh my god
this is an actual thing can I can i play
are we playing it froze oh Jesus
Ricardo blocks the way act
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oh my god is amazing you tried to look
away you can't look away from Ricardo
you find out that it's actually
impossible but it's like being
hypnotized but worse Oh God ah the day
that I'm gonna end up dying to regard
her okay let's let's fight Ricardo
Ricardo is forever determined to dance
for you
I'll kill him hey Ricardo
sweet God Jesus did it they did it at
your green soul feels attracted towards
Ricardo's by sex
it really does when I asked Ricardo for
mercy spare me
Ricardo spare me the torture spare me
the nightmares Oh
Ricardo's no mercy of God I haven't
played undertale in a long time I'm very
bad at this
no mercy Ricardo reassures me that he
will reciprocate your feelings
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oh hey hahaha this is the greatest video
game people talking about Kojima deaths
training is it a video game is it Erik
this is art you tried to run away but
the world ceases to exist outside these
mountains there we go
dead that was an experience don't look
at it Jack don't don't look at it don't
look shield your eyes this is disgusting
non-christian behavior it's bad you're
making you're making carob or
jacksepticeye crying I can't wait to
play it it starts with the letter P
potato it doesn't matter what letter he
says whatever letter he said he could
have said the letter meme and I was of
silicide potato cuz I got potatoes on
the brain potatoes and bananas on the
brain all the time
manga anime Oh finally a good one of
these memes these memes normally are so
stinky yeah every bad meme you get make
me hit cardboard jacksepticeye you make
cardboard jacksepticeye die the only
Netflix adaption that matters let me
play Luigi ha yeah I have it down I have
it I have a Hoover in my cupboard I have
the Hat do you want young honk I'm Luigi
and someone asked me why I don't talk
about my problems gamers don't have
feelings it's true you know we don't
have feelings gamers just live for the
wind
gamers live for bread all we see is the
crosshairs and our enemy in our sights
and we just play to win gamers don't go
outside either gamers don't listen to
anybody
gamers drop Tilton's Tilton's not even
in the game anymore it's not that mean
one technique goofs game final boss has
been revealed what you see small brain
you're gonna read it in the wrong order
me eat me I'm big monkey banana brain I
will tell you exactly how to read this
you read the PewDiePie tweet first what
youtubers should I fight to the death
the algorithm you didn't put a little
amount over them oh the algorithm the
algorithm you know but yes it really
feels like YouTube is in a really bad
place right now I know it's a meme in
and of itself to say that YouTube is
broken and all that we've been saying it
for years about sub boxes and comments
and whatever and it's just every year
every four months there's something
different now there's a thing where
people's channels are getting banned for
watching live streams Marik talked about
it in a video recently from one of his
live streams people were spamming emotes
which he told them to do which is what
the lifeblood of a live stream is live
streams are spam that's what they are
and people were getting their accounts
banned not only their YouTube accounts
but their entire Google accounts it some
of it has been fixed already but there's
still a lot of work left to do on it but
it was just kind of ridiculous and now
we have the stuff coming out where the
copper stuff I'm not completely
up-to-date on it but we've had a thing
recently where we've had to say if our
channel targets kids not if some kids
watch your channel it's very bizarre
a while ago YouTube were like maybe stop
the swearing
maybe stop all the blood and the gore
and the violence and everything because
we have all these new rules and if you
make family-friendly child friendly
content then you're good and now they're
coming out with a thing being like stuff
targeting kids which is the most
family-friendly type of content ever can
now have personalized ads removed from
it because it's not suitable for kids to
watch personalized ads and personalized
ads are 60 to 90 percent of youtubers
revenue so people's channels that are
specifically targeting kids will now
have a bunch of their ad revenue
complete more than half reduced it's so
bizarre I know a lot of people would say
like oh but jag you make children's
content you know like [ __ ] don't
first of all everyone's been saying that
for years I swear like an absolute
sailor most signs might show that my
content has never been for children do
children happen to watch it sometimes
absolutely that's just an inevitable
fact of YouTube but apparently that's
not what this is about this is stuffed
specifically made for children not stuff
the children may watch it's very vague
it's very gray area it's ripe for abuse
and I hope that that does not happen so
we'll see what goes on from here on out
but YouTube what is you doing can I get
it mixer to pay me 100 million dollars
to go stream for them nothing that's
only 100 million I have very high
standards my production value it's off
the charts if I don't have a hundred
million dollars to stream on mixer by
the end of next week
what's even the point except for the
fact that you're doing great out there
and keep it up and keep your head held
high you're gonna get through today
wholesome Jack a meme a day keeps the
depression away so I'm all dory
guys I'm over here no don't put on your
glasses it's fine you don't need them
unless you're driving then you shouldn't
be watching the video anyway who's cuter
Shawn or Luigi the green one oh that's
clever I am both I'm gonna be the new
Luigi in the Netflix adaption they're
actually I think they're actually making
a new Mario thing can I be in it can I
be Luigi I mean to be fair Luigi hot AF
Luigi stacked Luigi could get it he
never does but that's not because people
are afraid of his raw animal magnetism
sexy Luigi oh mama I told you Luigi is
stacked Luigi would kill you he puts on
his overalls and it's like oh don't
worry sir I'll have her home by 9:00 and
then he comes out with this horror thank
ya she calls me daddy too damn Luigi Oh
Luigi is thick AF oh my god dummy thick
the clap of his ass is gonna alert the
ghosts I know what you're thinking Jack
how will I ever become a sexy as Louie
the truth is I'm not gonna lie to you
you can't nobody can luigi is perfection
in human form but if no age you can find
a boo then so can you just get you
flappy bananas I can go looking me
watching a jacksepticeye video at 3:00
a.m. without the headphones at full
volume
now all of China knows you're here this
is one of those memes that as I'm
reading it I can see what the meme on
the bottom is and I already know where
the punchline is going and it still gets
me that's a good one that's a very
highbrow mean that's a very top-quality
meme or like this video
rings Bell doesn't say ding ding ding
top of mourning sad gamer noises did I I
rang a bell in a videogame and didn't
say ding ding ding top of mourning that
gag is so overdone and overused that I
even bought a Palin real life a ding
ding ding top of mourning mean was so
good they made a bell in real life you
guys hear about this you know about this
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that's because it was nighttime yeah
let's go with that that's that's right
answer yeah my three-year-old niece
ordering the jacket potato then crying
when it arrived because she thought it
was a potato wearing a jacket was the
highlight of my night that's that's me
in a jacket I'm a potato you know what
they say you can't say snack without
writing it with Jack that is a horrible
way of saying that joke oh my god the
top company's not gonna light Jack a
snack I legitimately didn't see that
until now this ain't brain is it a small
smooth stinky brain no it's big massive
home or anal log is bogus bogus brain
big banana monkey brain this man has the
most annoying voice ever created it is
brutal why are you in my subreddit where
do you actively go to a subreddit you
don't like the person of but I don't
understand this mentality life is way
too short it's hard trying to figure it
out trying to just get up every day and
live life to its fullest and be here
happiest self why would you waste your
time doing stuff like this
maybe it's just cuz I'm almost 30 and I
don't have time to be wasting on trivial
[ __ ] anymore remember being 16 and
being like I play safe in hajj better
gråvik's an X book I'm just saying
meanwhile I couldn't afford an Xbox and
I was actually incredibly jealous of the
people who could because some of the
games on it were really cool but I had
to stand my ground and fill the hill to
die on oh hold up hold up it's a classic
PewDiePie jacksepticeye video edit meme
okay sound the alarm everybody strap in
the headphones have to come on your
headphones are puppy on all ready
because you have to listen to the entire
video but I only have to listen to this
video okay let's go what's happening
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oh my god
what is happening today oh my god it
just keeps going this is amazing
hell yeah
that was incredible this took me a week
to finish a 20 second video hope you
like it I do like it
you know what I'm gonna give us thumbs
up like feelings in fact we we all loved
it everybody here at jacksepticeye calm
on youtube.com slash jacksepticeye we
all loved it this guy's guys no don't
leave me out okay stop talking to me
guys I'm in the video too also you know
how Felix is always like oh I'm
incredibly tall I'm so much taller than
everybody else
these are life-size which is very tall
because I'm also incredibly tall
okay meemers and dreamers that's going
to be it from your friendly neighborhood
meme Lord jacksepticeye today I hope you
guys had fun I hope you laughed I hope
you let a little air out of your nose
like but remember a meme a day keeps the
depression away and you should hit that
like button like this bananas about to
hit everybody else incredibly hurt
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