Come here!
[screaming]
Don't touch him!
- Come here! - What are you...?!
Stop! Jade!
[screaming]
- What was that about? - Why are you so mad at Cat?
Don't say a word.
[imitating an engine]
Jade, pick a role.
Uh, Nancy, loving wife of astronaut Walter Swain.
[imitating an engine]
Tori.
Astronaut Walter Swain, husband of Nancy.
I'm supposed to play her wife?
I'll just pick another card.
No!
My box has spoken.
Show me your phones right now!
Hey! What's your name?
- Pepper. - Do you follow me on TheSlap?
- No, I... - Why not?!
- I just moved here. - Okay, whip out your phone
and follow me on TheSlap.
Okay, okay!
[siren] All of you! Right now!
I will. I will.
So you're scaring people into following you?
I'm gently suggesting that they follow me.
Hey!
Do you follow me on TheSlap?
- Uh-huh. - Follow me!
Jade, tell Cat that when this boy
sees her pretty red hair tonight,
he's gonna like her even more.
Uh, can't do that.
Why not?
Because I'm looking at Evan's SplashFace page and...
scrolling through pics of his ex girlfriends.
Blond, blond, blond...
Whoa! Ugly blonde.
Uh, blonde...
Oh, and his blue-eyed dog with blond fur.
I'm thinking Evan goes for blondes.
Hello?
Excuse me, Jade?
Uh, I'm Braden.
From your history class.
You borrowed my notes.
Can I have 'em back now?
I could...
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Thanks, Braden.
[panting] She's right behind me!
Please, hide me! She's gonna kill me!
Come on, Cat, just watch the door
and that way Jade can't sneak up on you.
Okay, I'll just stay right here and I'll watch the door.
[screaming]
Come here, you!
Don't do that!
[screaming]
What are you...? Stop!
Come on!
[bell ringing]
I don't want to be your wife in the play.
Well, I don't want to be your husband in the play.
Oh!
She scares me.
Jade scares you?
She scares everybody.
I am gonna kill him!
Oh.
- What happened? - Sinjin sat on my new scissors!
Okay, calm down.
I'm not gonna calm down!
They're bent! They lost their sciss!
[grunts]
You kids have fun.
- You know... - [groans]
There is no good reason why you and I shouldn't be able
to sit here together and have a conversation.
- I got a good reason. - Which is?
I don't like you!
Really? You can't think of one thing that you like about me?
I like when you're sad.
[sighs] Okay.
Try again.
Reach deep down into your twisted, bitter soul
and see if you can find anything nice to say about me.
Uh, okay.
Your singing isn't awful.
Thanks so much.
[singing notes]
La-la-la-la!
[clicking tongue]
Okay, that sounds horrible.
I can't hear myself in the monitor.
Turn me up a little.
Sure.
I'd love to turn you up a little.
[laughs]
Just turn my voice up, you mop-headed freak!
Under desk, clear.
Closet, clear.
Middle of the room,
this area from here to like, right around here,
this whole section I'm indicating
with my hand gestures, clear!
Tawny!
You're holding your banana backwards!
Are you sure?
Because it's my understanding that the banana--
[bang]
I told the Chief they shouldn't put idiots on The Blonde Squad.
Um, hi.
Miss?
What?
He has a girlfriend.
I don't see her.
Turn around.
Now you see her.
I don't see much.
- Okay! - Um, um...
- Friend of yours? - Eh...
So? My play?
I thought it was excellent.
Thanks.
Anything else?
Would you please take that jewelry out of your face?
No.
- Bye. - Bye.
Well, did you get what you wanted?
Mm-hm.
I've never seen him look that happy before.
Did you know your mom's boss
has an antique human skull in his room?
Please put that back.
I'm not supposed to touch anything here.
Touching things is a part of life.
But I'm pretty sure we're not supp--
Look, I'm touching Elvis' guitar. See?
[imitating] I'm Elvis Presley and I'm touching my guitar.
That's right, baby.
I touched the boss' skull
and now I'm touching my special guitar.
See? I touched the guitar and nothing bad happened.
[crashing]
That guitar was not properly hung.
Hey.
This seems like a lot of pizza dough.
Are you sure you read me the recipe right?
Yeah, I said four cups of flour.
You said four pounds of flour!
Oh, I meant four cups.
Oh, great.
[sighs] Would you get up off your butt
and help me make this stupid pizza?
Oh, I think that's for me.
Who's here?
Pizza comes to $16.50.
Why would you order a pizza when we're making pizza?
Because I knew you'd fail.
Your plan?
Just before Wanko's closes at 9:00
we hide here, in the store.
Then, after they close, we have the whole place to ourselves.
We can walk around, pick up what we want to buy,
have some fun.
And then we're the first ones here tomorrow morning
when the sale starts.
- Yep. - Isn't that like breaking in?
We're already in.
That's some legit logic right there.
So, you guys up for an all-nighter at Wanko's?
- Yeah! - Wanko's!
[cheering]
Hey guys.
We're not doing anything.
I need a bin, so this is perfect.
♪ But you're not afraid of me ♪
♪ And I can't convince you ♪
♪ And I don't have to ♪
♪ I think you know me ♪
[cheering]
I've missed you.
So what are you gonna do about it?
[cheering]
Yeah!