- Today the Try Guys are reacting to comments
we've gotten from all of you.
- I am married.
- Oh, hold on now.
- Stinks like shit.
- That was really mean.
- Well we're about to go to pound town in these comments.
- You tippity type them, we read them,
and then we pretend to not be affected by them.
(upbeat music)
- Yes that's right, we read your comments.
- For the most part, it is a wonderfully supportive
and sweet and engaged comments section.
But sometimes, sometimes you get damn nasty.
- Yes, down below, where you get to write
everything anonymously, we're gonna read those
and we're gonna react to those.
- But we're not just gonna be reading the comments.
No, we're gonna be personifying the comments.
- We're gonna have our colleagues come in
representing four categories of comments, that will be.
- Sweet, funny, mean and thirsty.
- (laughing) I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.
(thunder crashing)
- I'm ready, I have thick skin, I got focused.
- Welcome to the burn zone (beep).
It's time to get nasty.
- All right Miles, so you have the mean comments.
- Yeah that's (beep) right, you (beep).
It's time to freaking get slayed by the mean comments,
'cause people out here have a bone to pick
with you and your dog.
- [Eugene] They don't know about this dog yet.
- [Miles] He's real cute.
- [Eugene] Yeah, look at him.
- Much like Ned's collar in college, let's turn it up.
Okay, steam alert, get ready to get roasted.
"First off, Libras are extremely smart.
"All we do is analyze and then think constantly,
"this is why we love to learn a lot about everything,
"so when I say I know is because I know
"what I'm talking about LOL.
"This is why we're able to talk to anything about anything,
"so how does that make me fake?
"The only thing fake is your knowledge about astrology."
- Funny 'cause they kind of disproved their point
with the way they rambled in the comment.
- Yeah, they really went on with it.
- But it's so funny 'cause didn't I rank Libras like third?
I ranked them super high.
The people who should be mad are Cancers.
- This one's from the Try Guys
Eat $1,200 of Gourmet Seafood.
"How does Zach's face look so clear?
"It looks like a crab ate all the bacteria away."
- That's not mean.
- That's a nice thing.
- That's really nice, that's great.
Roasted!
(giggling)
- All right, well here we go, if you wanna cut deep
get ready for this next comment.
"Ned has zero creativity, he makes boring recipes,
"yes he really does well on these.
"It's a good thing I'm not judging these."
- That's total bullshit, the only reason why it looks
like I'm not creative, the other guys had to come up
with wacky stuff to disguise their lack of skills.
You know sometimes they cut all the creativity out
because they have to make it look like
there's some element of suspense 'cause it's not interesting
if Ned just dominates the Without a Recipe competition.
So think about that, Mr. YouTube Commenter.
- This one's an absolute scorch fire.
"Jesus (beep) Christ Eugene,
"could you please do at least one thing wrong?
"It's not fair that the guys played for the first time,
"and he's so good at roleplaying."
- That's because Cate Blanchett is excellence personified.
So really it wasn't me, it was just Cate.
- Welcome back to the scorch zone on Keith.
"My hand was so aching to punch his face
"during the bite of the wagyu,
"'cause he was making so much (beep) chewing noises.
"Jesus (beep), that was painful to hear.
"The earlier ones were slightly tolerable
"but that was just face punching cringy worthy ugh, (beep)."
- Whoa, they wanna punch me in the face?
I get a lot of comments about people
not liking my open mouth chewing, my loud chewing
but also, it's not that gross, there's way grosser stuff.
- Naughty holiday costumes,
"Zach is such a hairy individual
"and every time I see him wearing sexy costumes,
"I notice it even more."
- You were so close to being so mean,
why you guys so nice?
Like okay, let's revise this, okay, okay.
Zach is such a hairy individual and every time
I see him wear sexy outfits, I become a lesbian.
That's easy or every time I see him,
my dick shrivels up deep inside my body, that's great.
Zach is such a hairy individual
and every time I see him wear sexy outfits,
I realize why he has the least followers on Instagram.
That's how you be mean.
- That's really good.
- Burn, also please, go follow me on Instagram,
I wanna crack that two mil.
- "I'm gonna say this as nice as possible.
"Lick my (beep) balls, you uncultured swine.
"Wendy's fries are awesome."
- Wow, I will not lick your (beep) balls.
I will not and that was not a nice way to phrase it.
I love that this is where, this is what incites
our audience to violence and threats,
is just disagreeing on a potato.
Your potato preferences and
my potato preferences don't align.
- Whoa, we got a scorch alert!
Get I can a scorch alert, Sam?
(mimics siren)
All right, this is from
Can Four Guys Beat A Blindfolded Chessmaster?
"The Try Guys are so (bleep) ugly."
(laughing)
- It's not even about chess.
- Nope.
"I like you guys, but your thumbnails make me
"want to slap you across the face with a dong."
- With a dong?
- [Miles] Yeah, that's right.
- Wow, that started mean and then it got
very complimentary at the end.
Thank you, an honor to be dong-slapped by you, sir or madam.
- "You might get more views in you didn't put your face
"in the thumbnail, just a friendly suggestion!
"Love the content, smiley face."
- Was that directed at me?
- Yeah, it's to you, buddy.
- Specifically me?
- Yeah, bucko.
- But my face is a great thumbnail face and honestly,
we've done a lot of algorithmic testing.
- I get it.
We don't like those faces.
You think I want to look like that?
Click-through rate, you (bleep) click on it, all right.
If you start clicking on other faces,
we'll stop putting those stupid (bleep) faces
in the thumbnail, but until then it's an epidemic
and we're all sick.
- Go to our YouTube channel, sort by most popular,
and see how many of the top 10 have this mean old mug.
- [Miles] It's a lot of them.
- [Keith] A lot of them.
- Most of them.
Tornado!
Here we go.
Can I get an amen, Sam?
- [Sam] Amen!
- All right, here we go.
"Eugene seems like one of those people who thinks
"his shit doesn't stink.
"Well, I got news for you, Eugene.
"Your shit stinks, stinks like shit."
(chuckling)
- My shit does stink.
Whose shit doesn't stink?
Last night I ate ramen, poke, and ice cream for dinner.
I went to three separate places to get that.
- Fish, pork, and cream for the king!
- Yeah, that's what my shit smells like today.
- Yikes.
This is on The Try Guys Switch Pets for a Day.
- Don't, don't do Bean like that.
Don't, if they insult my dog.
- "Also, everyone besides Eugene just sucks.
"Have they always been so insufferable?
"Like, damn, Zach is more anxiety-ridden,
"Ned seems like a total frat-douche, including his outfit,
"Keith is unlikeable, it's a dog not an accessory."
- There's an element of truth to that that I ain't mad at.
I don't know that I agree that I'm a frat douche.
- You weren't in a frat.
- I was not in a frat,
but I was in an improv group, which,
kinda like a frat. - [Miles] Kinda like a frat.
- You know, I like that people think
they can say things that actually make me
more sad than I've been in my life.
- Dark.
(laughing)
(chuckling)
- To represent funny is our dear friend, Will.
Will, what's your last name?
- Perhaps the funniest voice in our own office, Will Witmer.
(buzzer bonging)
- Will.
- Pretty sure I'm only in your phone as Will.
You know, you AirDrop me cell phone clips a lot.
Having me in your phone, my last name is spelled wrong.
- Will Witwer.
(dinging)
- Yes, yes.
- I think, do I have you as Witmer?
- [Will] Yes, you do.
- Yeah.
- I have to say.
- I know that that's wrong.
(teeheeing)
I like it though.
- That's 20 extra points for me and Kimbop.
- Yes, absolutely.
- Nice.
- I think I have it right in my phone.
- I think you do.
- All right, all right.
- So, that's a point for you.
- Okay.
Comeback from the boss video.
- Your name has been changed.
Also, a W.W., what a thrill.
- Right?
This is from Keith Eats Everything at Pizza Hut.
"(bleep) you and your anti hand-tossed agenda.
"I happen to like hand-tossed pizza."
- (bleep) you, you're wrong, it sucks.
Pan crust all the way from Pizza Hut.
The hand-tossed sucks.
It's got no flavor.
It's like, (retches), blech blech.
You're wrong, give pan a try.
Give the thin and crispy a try every now and then.
I don't think anyone can disagree with me.
- "Ned is a living commercial of a woman in a sweater
"drinking a cup of Folger's in a big ass kitchen,
"looking out the window."
(laughing)
- Oh my god, that one's so true,
and I was wearing a giant sweater in that one.
Oh, that's hilarious.
- But, it's sort of like is your vibe.
- Yeah, oh I'm a basic bitch.
(chuckling)
- The Try Guys Watch Animal Births for the First Time.
"Zach's hat reminds me of a condom in
"the beginning phase of being applied."
- That is true.
(snickering)
That is exactly what it looks like.
It's like the little condom and you have to unroll it.
Spot on.
- Honestly, dude, I think it'd be a good,
like if we made condom hats that you could unroll,
people would buy that.
- Yeah, you never know which side is the right way
and you do it and you're like, that's wrong
and then you flip it and you're like,
no that's also wrong.
- And sometimes you have it wrong every time.
- Every time.
You know, maybe we'll just watch the movie instead.
- Okay, this is from Eugene Babysits Wes.
"2035 Wes- Uncle Eugene, pick me up,
"I'm drunk, don't tell my parents.
"Eugene- I'm outside."
- And then we'll go, no, no, I would never, ever.
- You wouldn't pick him up if he was drunk?
- No, I would inform the formers of the situation
and not be the cool uncle.
(twinkling)
- Okay, here's some funny comments.
- Okay.
- "Keith is my favorite LOL,
though he's sometimes gross AF."
- Yeah, well it's because I spend so much time
with that food and then it becomes,
it doesn't become food anymore
in Eat the Menu videos.
They become props.
My favorite thing is when I put something
in front of my face like it's a mustache.
(chuckling)
That's my favorite.
- This is the last one we have.
I guess there's not a lot of funny comments about Zach.
(laughing)
Okay.
"My ex and I used to watch
"every single one of the Try Guys videos.
"He cheated on me and I dropped him,
"but still watched these videos religiously.
"If you see this comment, (bleep) YOU ARON,
"and that (bleep) that fucked our engagement."
Middle finger emoji #toodeep?
#maybe #whataretheoddssheseesthis
- Yo, Aron, you're a mother (bleep).
Aron, you suck.
- Yeah, a lot of respect to that.
(bleep) you, Aron.
- Whoa, that one's good.
That one kept going.
- Aron, if you're watching this video,
I wanna say thanks for being a fan.
Also, (bleep) you,
(laughing)
but she's still watching and I appreciate it
because no heartbreak is worth losing your true love.
(romantic harp music)
Us.
- Commenters, please, today, in this comment,
just call somebody out, somebody who wronged you.
Put 'em on blast.
These are the best comments.
(awwing)
- Aww, Alexandria.
This is the sweet section.
- Are you ready to feel good about yourself?
- I do feel good, I do feel good.
- Hi, how sweet are these?
- Pretty sweet.
- Oh no.
- You might cry a little.
We'll see if fans are very nice.
- Most of our comments are nice
and this feels like this is the general swath.
- Ready to get started?
- Yes.
- "Is anyone else concerned for Ned?
" He always seems so tired and has circles under his eyes.
"Sleep well, Ned.
"We love you."
- I had a baby nearly two years ago.
I'm sleeping fine now.
Anything up here is just residual
fatherhood in my 30s business which,
it's a little upsetting. - [Alexandria] Just a little.
- If you're saying I look tired all the time.
Those first intentions, while good,
are making me feel bad, so.
- We have a couple from Why I'm Coming Out as Gay.
"Hugs, I will give Eugene hugs.
"Wait, never mind, he doesn't like hugs.
"He can have shoulder pats.
"Let's all Eugene shoulder pats."
- That is so sweet.
Thank you so much.
That is incredibly insightful and very nice.
I like that comment a lot.
You're all my reassuring distant dad.
That was, that was a little weird.
- I was, (giggles) I was nervous.
This next one is, When Will the Try Guys Die?
- Ohh.
- "Aww Zach, this hit me so hard
that I actually started to cry.
"You're just so cute and you're already
dealing with difficult times.
"Keep going strong,"
with a muscle emoji.
"My favorite Try Guy, forever and always."
- All right, it's been really wonderful and nice
and relieving to be able to share things about my health
and the way that you guys have been
very supportive about it means a lot.
I think those, probably being the most
out of any type of comment,
I think they give me strength.
- Okay, we have a couple from I'm Gay.
"This was more than Eugene coming out as gay.
"This was Eugene coming out as Eugene."
Well, that one made me cry.
- Don't cry, Alex, don't cry.
That's very sweet.
That's a very, very genuine comment.
I think that's very nice.
Don't.
(snickering)
- All right, what's next, Alexandria?
- "I feel like Keith is that son that kisses his dad
"on the lips and that's honestly adorable."
- That's not the case.
I do not kiss my dad on the lips.
I'm not sure if I'd kiss my dad on the cheek.
- Do you want to?
- No.
- Tom Brady does, and people don't really mind.
- Yeah, I've seen celebrities kissing the children
or people kissing the children on the mouth,
and I get it but it's not for me.
- Let's keep it goin'.
- "I've never seen a dad
"speaking of his baby with so much love.
"I wish your wonderful family the best of the world."
That is nice. - Aww, that is nice.
- I think I started off wrong with that one.
That one was pretty good.
- You made me think the entire video was a prank video.
- [Alexandria] This one's from.
- Uh, this section's the worst.
(chuckles)
- This is also from I'm Gay.
It's a long one.
- No more good.
- "Eugene, beyond all doubt you may ever have,
"please know that you are one of
"the most beautiful human beings to have ever
"blessed the face of the planet.
"You are both inspiring and unbelievably gorgeous.
"I can only hope to grow to be half
"as truly wonderful as you are.
"Never stop being you."
- That was a kid, huh?
- [Alexandria] Yeah, she looks young.
- Oh, I think it's important when you see
kids are responding to that type of messaging well.
- Last nice comment.
Couldn't find any more.
(laughing)
- "I adore how they literally lack any toxic masculinity.
"They honestly have so much fun doing this.
"They're literally adorable."
- Hell yeah.
I mean, we stand for a lot of things,
but if we could only stand for one thing in this world
in this time right now, it is to show
that toxic masculinity is stupid
and that there a lot of ways to be a man
and to be a good person in this world
and that toxic masculinity ain't one of them.
- It's pretty sweet.
- Pretty sweet.
- It's pretty sweet.
- Thanks, Alexandria, that was nice.
- No problem.
(slurping)
- All right.
Eugene, I know you just got back from the pound,
but we're about to go to pound town in these comments.
- Sam, have you been traveling the Sahara Desert
'cause you're so thirsty, you're parched.
- I don't know why they were, everyone was so excited
for me to read the thirsty ones.
- I don't know, who made Sam thirsty?
Oh wait, I did.
Good casting.
That's what we call great casting.
(clears throat)
- "I don't want Zach to get married to Meggie.
"I want him to get married to me!"
Parentheses,
"I'm almost 13."
- Oh, no!
Oh, God, I don't like this anymore.
I don't like this, I wanted the fun thirsty,
not the illegal thirsty.
Um, wash my brain out with soap and arsenic.
- "Everything Eugene does, he always looks hot.
"None of the other guys ever look hot
"when they're doing anything.
"No offense, but that's what I think, at least.
"Love them all though, but mostly Eugene."
(laughing)
- That's so funny, and that's so mean to the other guys.
No, the other guys look good.
- "It is satisfying how Keith bites into it.
"Like, it's just so smooth,
"it's like a hot knife through butter."
(laughing)
- If anything should turn you on,
it should not be me eating Burger King.
- "Can we just take a moment to appreciate
"how large Zach's penis censor was?"
(laughing)
- Guys, my bulge isn't that crazy.
Sometimes the editors just put extra large pixellations
over me to make it look funny, like.
No, please don't put a pixellation over me right now.
No, guys, it's not, I don't have a bulge right now.
(screams jokingly)
It's not that big, it's not.
It's not that crazy.
Okay, let's.
- [Sam] Can't fit it in the frame.
- Oh, my god.
- I need to towel off for this one.
"I need to get Ned's (bleep) inside me
"the next three minutes.
"I'm always so used to Ned being so cute and funny.
"Definitely didn't expect him to be
"the spark of my Daddy kink."
(yells)
- I am married.
Please don't do that face.
- That was very gravelly.
- Really leaves little to the imagination.
I appreciate a good tasteful thirst.
- And this person writes,
"Keith got great legs, #sexylegs."
- You know, I've been complimented on my calf muscles
I mean, look at, look at those V's, massive blades.
They're (bleep) huge.
They're huge calves, I mean, look.
- Woo, yeah.
This is another bartending one, fun.
- What was I doing in the bartending video?
I was shaking very aggressively, yeah.
- Okay, beat me to the punch much?
"Man, Eugene looks so hot when he was shaking it,"
and then it's a bunch of sweaty face emojis, like (panting).
- I was just looking in the camera when I was doing it.
Also, this movement is, yeah, we know.
Just so sweet, my little babe.
- That's all I got.
- That's it?
Oh, hold on now.
There's no other thirsty comments for ol' Keith?
There's no, wow so handsome, wanna take a drink
of that tall glass of water.
- Not today.
- Just two comments about my legs?
- Yeah.
- I feel like this hits me worse
than all the mean comments combined.
This is the lack of sexually promiscuous ones.
- I got nothing to say to that.
- Neither do I.
Well, thank you everyone for your thirsty comments,
as well as your sweet, your funny, your mean comments.
We love 'em all.
Comment below, what favorite comment do you got
for the comment video,
and we'll comment right back.
(upbeat rock music)
- I love him to death.
Everyone loves him already.
He's already everyone's favorite Try Dog.
Everyone leave a comment below
about how much you love Kimbob.
Can be sweet, can be thirsty, can't be mean,
'cause look at this face, look at this piddle.