- What happened? - They're not sure. They think--
Mom, Dad. I hate my life, and I'm not okay.
Not now, honey. Daddy's favorite bridge collapsed.
Who cares?
Your daddy cares.
But every time I try to watch a video on my phone,
it keeps freezing because our stupid WiFi signal
only gets me one bar in my room.
Then just wait till the video loads before you watch it.
Oh, so we're living like animals now?
[shouting, repeating] It's on my face!
Everything's under control!
Little girl!
Stop running so I can shoot it off your face!
He'll probably just shoot it off her face.
[Piper screaming]
[Ray] I gotcha!
Well, the creature chewed her cheek up a little,
but she's okay.
I am not okay!
Oh, Piper, don't be a drama queen.
Who are you making lunch for?
The girl who lives next door.
- I thought you didn't like her. - I don't.
But her dad pays for super high-speed Internet service.
Unlike some cheaper dads I'm looking at.
Are you stealing our neighbor's WiFi?
I was.
But then they changed their dumb password,
and now I can't use it.
I'm not okay!
[phone ringing] Ugh, what now?
- What? - Where's mom?
I don't know, but I can't talk right--
I am not okay!
You've never, ever been okay.
- Who's that? - Just my dumb sister.
I heard that!
Piper, I--
My friend Marla took a pic of me and I looked really bad in it.
Oh, no.
And she promised me she wouldn't post it,
but then she did post it and she tagged me!
Wow. Tell me more.
[Piper] This is the third time...
Too bad you lost that video of me.
Because I ain't gonna lose this video of you.
What are you yammering about?
I bet your mom and dad are gonna love
seeing you dressed up like that.
Wearing makeup,
flashing your fake ID,
to go clubbing with your girls.
Behind their backs.
Now you're going to do whatever I say.
This is not okay!
Here comes the magic.
I am not okay!
Oh! Oh!
[laughs]
[laughs] I did it!
I got it!
This is the greatest moment of my life, and...
You didn't get it on video, did you?
No.
[screams]
Do you realize that Jana Tetrazini
has way more subscribers than I do?
Oh, no!
Don't you mock my social media pain.
Oh, my neighbors are paying me ten bucks
to walk 'em every day.
But they seem hungry, so I was wondering if you--
[barking]
[screaming]
Wait! No, no, no!
Retreat! Retreat!
No, bad! Bad dogs!
Bad dogs! So bad!
Hey! Get away from my food!
Obey me! I'm the alpha male!
I'm so upset this is happening!
That is not okay!
[phone ringing]
Oh, it's my little sister.
Ugh...
What, Piper?
Henry, my friend Marla is out of control.
Wow. Please tell me all about it.
Let's go.
[beeping]
[Piper shouting on the phone]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
[Piper] I can't take it!
Hello?
Hello?!
Henry?
I am not okay!
Hey, Piper.
Oh, man. Jasper's here?
Piper, be nice.
But Jasper's always here.
It's not okay!
I'm going to the bathroom.
Oh, no, Mom! Jasper's going to use our bathroom!
We'll be alright.
Mom!
Mom, I'm not okay!
Piper, we're trying to study here.
I'm talking to my mother.
What's wrong, baby?
Jessica unfollowed me!
No one cares!
Henry!
Why would Jessica unfollow you?
Because she posted a pic of her with me and Allison,
so I posted a comment that said,
"OMG, you look so gorgeous."
Well, that's nice.
No! 'Cause Allison thought I meant she looked gorgeous,
so she posted a comment that said,
"Thanks, I-O-I."
And so then, Jessica got jealous and unfollowed me
and now I hate myself and I'm gonna die!
I'll call Jessica's mom and talk to her.
No! That's not okay!
The doctor said you have to learn to do things for yourself.
Jasper, why are you on our porch
pushing our leaf into your nose?
I want to see what the doctor said about Piper.
She's gonna be okay.
I am not okay!
Ooh, here she comes.
I... I... I can't see my feet.
Dad, will you please grab my hand!
Nope!
[screams]
No, no, no, no.
Inside. Go inside.