[snoring]
[screaming]
Slumberjack! Come in! It's Night Owl!
Slumberjack! Do you read me?
- My dads are having another baby! - Ah!
I'm gonna be a big brother!
Clyde, that's amazing! Did they just tell you?
Well, not exactly.
Baby clothes?
Baby bottles?
Come on, Cleopawtra.
There. Can't be too safe with a little one on the loose.
Ah, that reminds me, we need to secure loose cables,
and cover the outlets, and lock up the cleaning supplies.
Do we really have room for another little bundle of joy?
Of course we do, Harebear.
Ah, I cannot wait to surprise Clyde.
Being a big brother is the most important job I'll ever have.
Okay, Clyde,
allow me to introduce Lincoln Loud's Three C's of Big Brothering:
Confidence, caring, and when all else fails, cookies.
You can observe the 3 C's in action.
First up, Confidence.
Let's get a look at that thumb of yours. A boo-boo, this calls for caring.
Aw. I'm sorry you got such a bad ouchie. But we can make it better.
[cooing]
Wow. You didn't even need a cookie.
Cookie?
Sometimes it's safer to spell.
What seems to be the problem?
Lana's supposed to be guarding my Princess tower, not attacking it!
[grunting]
I think I know a compromise that will make you both happy.
The evil troll's attacking your tower!
[roaring]
[everyone] Get 'em!
Nice! And once again, you didn't need the C-O-O-K-I-E-S.
The troll's got cookies!
I saw them!
Another tip... six-year-olds can spell.
I need cookies!
Elder brother, I require your assistance.
What can I help you with, Lisa? Lab explosion? Nuclear crisis?
No. I have a hankering for a PB&J.
Coming right up!
Here you go, four right triangles for optimum mouth fit.
Thank you. Technically, they're isosceles,
but I'm not gonna bite the hand that feeds me.
- Uh! - Hey, Lincoln,
could you help me with a poem for school?
I need a rhyme for "tomb".
Powder room?
I knew I could depend on you. Do I smell snickerdoodles?
It's the confidence I'm struggling with.
Just get out there and try again.
I can't, Lincoln!
I don't have the confidence you do.
How about we just forget the whole training thing
and play some video games?
That sounds great.
I'll just go grab us some snacks.
Hi, Lisa.
I require assistance securing my shoestrings.
Thanks, Clyde. You're a lifesaver.
- Where's Lincoln? - Uh!
I need a rhyme for... Lori.
Story, glory, Montessori and inventory. Now, those are just the ones in English.
Thanks, Clyde. You're a lifesaver.
Where's Lincoln? I need him to show me how to buckle my seat belt.
Why don't I show you?
Just insert the metal fitting into the buckle
and pull tightly across your waist.
To release, simply press the center button.
I never could have figured that out.
You, you want me to read to you?
And "Z" is for "Zucchini". The end.
Hey, Lincoln! Guess what?
You staged that whole thing?!
Clyde! I can explain!
I was just trying to boost your confidence!
Clyde, wait!
[cooing]
Help! Bitey and I are really stuck, and I think he's afraid of heights.
And maybe I am, too.
I'll rescue you!
You guys doing okay?
Yay!
Here. You've earned it.
I don't know what I would have done without you, Clyde.
Clyde! I thought you left. Look, I owe you an apology.
It's okay, Lincoln. I finally got my confidence.
For real this time. I gotta go tell my dads
I'm ready to be a big brother!
A big brother's work is never done.
Clyde, honey, we have something to tell you.
I already know what it is!
A kitten!
Meet Cleopawtra's sister, Nepurrtiti.
We finally got to bring her home from the shelter today.
Wow. She's perfect. And just so you guys know,
if you ever do decide to have another human child,
I'm totally ready for it.
You okay keeping an eye on the kitties?
I've got the three C's: Caring, Confidence, and Cat treats.
[meowing]
Whoops. Guess I should have spelled that.