THAT. >>> THERE IS BREAKING BREXIT
NEWS TONIGHT.
NEWS TONIGHT. THE EUROPEAN UNION IS AGREEING
FOR THE EXIT TO THE E.U. WILL
HAPPEN IN MAY IF THE BRITISH
PARLIAMENT AGREES ON WITHDRAWAL
DEAL OR APRIL IF THEY REMAIN
DEADLOCKED.
DEADLOCKED. IF YOU’RE LIKE ME YOU’VE BEEN
FOLLOWING THE INSANITY AND
CONFUSED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON, ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A
LITTLE TASTE HOW THINGS ARE
LOOKING NOW.
LOOKING NOW. HEADLINE, TOILET PAPER MAKER
STOCKPILES IN CASE OF A NO DEAL.
TURNS OUT MOST IS MANUFACTURED
IN THE E.U. SO IF THINGS GO
SIDEWAYS AND THE E.U. LEAVEU.K.
THEY COULD FIND THEMSELVES UP A
PROVERBIAL CREEK.
PROVERBIAL CREEK. WHEN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS
GOING ON, I TURN TO HOST OF THE
"DECONSTRUCTED POD CAST."
I AM CONFUSE D RIGHTD RIGHT NOW.
THERE IS A LOG JAM AND IMPASSE
THAT CAN’T GET IT DONE.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> WHAT IS GOING ON IS
EMBARRASSING FOR THE UNITED
KINGDOM AND ITS GOVERNMENT AND
PRIME MINISTER TERESA MAY WHO
TOLD US FOR TWO YEARS THAT
BRITAIN WOULD BE LEAVING THE
EUROPEAN UNION AT 11:00 P.M.
NEXT FRIDAY, MARCH 29th NOW NOT
HAPPENING.
HAPPENING. SHE’S HAD TO GO BACK TO THE E.U.
AND SAY PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE
AN EXTENSION AND THEY GIVE HER
AN EXTENSION, NOT THE EXTENSION
SHE WANTED.
SHE WANTED. SHE WANTED A THREE-MONTH
EXTENSION TO TRY TO GET THIS
DEAL.
DEAL. SHE CAN’T GET HER DEAL THROUGH
PARLIAMENT, CHRIS.
PARLIAMENT, CHRIS. IT’S BEYOND EMBARRASSING.
IT’S HUMILIATING.
IT’S HUMILIATING. SHE SHOULD BE OUT OF A JOB.
THEY REJECTED IT IN JANUARY BY A
RECORD MARGIN OF OVER 200 VOTES,
THE BIGGEST DEFEAT IN BRITISH
HISTORY.
HISTORY. SHE WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN NEXT
WEEK FOR A THIRD TIME.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. SO SHE’S NEGOTIATED A DEAL SHE
GOES TO PARLIAMENT AND SAYS HERE
IS A DEAL.
HERE IS NOW THE TOILET PAPER
WILL GET BACK AND FORTH AND
BUSES WILL GO.
THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF.
>> ON A SERIOUS NOTE, TOILET
PAPER IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF
YOUR DAILY LIFE AND NORTHERN
ISLAND, A BIG LOG JAM THAT COULD
RETURN TO VIOLENCE IF WE DON’T
GET A PROPER DEAL THERE WITH THE
BORDER.
BORDER. >> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. THERE IS A BORDER THERE THAT
WILL BE A HARD BORDER OR SOME
KIND.
KIND. SHE HAS A DEAL AND GOES TO
PARLIAMENT, THAT’S WHY SHE’S THE
LEADER OF ENGLAND AND YET, SHE
CAN’T GET THEM TO VOTE FOR IT.
THAT’S THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM,
RIGHT.
RIGHT. >> OF COURSE, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A
MAJORITY IN PARLIAMENT BY A
HARD-LINE RIGHT WING WHO SHE HAS
TO KEEP BRIBING.
SHE LOST THE MAJORITY IN 2017
WHEN SHE WENT TO THE POLLS TO
SAY I’LL HAVE AN ELECTION AND
THEY SAID WE’LL LOSE YOU, YOUR
MAJORITY.
MAJORITY. SHE’S BEEN LOSING A LOT, CHRIS.
THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE WONDERING
SHE GOING TO SURVIVE BEYOND NEXT
WEEK.
WEEK. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HER AS
THE WORST PRIME MINISTER IN
HISTORY.
HISTORY. IF NEXT WEEK SHE TRIES TO GO FOR
A THIRD TIME LUCKY AND FAILS,
SHE HAS TO GO HER OWN PARTY IS
SAYING SHE HAS TO GO.
SHE’S GETTING DESPERATE.
ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT SHE GAVE A
SPEECH THAT SOUNDED TRUMP.
SHE TOLD THE PUBLIC I’M ON YOUR
SIDE, THE POLITICIANS AREN’T.
IT’S DANGEROUS RHETORIC.
>> HERE IS THE THING, SEEMS LIKE
THIS BREAKDOWN OF HOW THE SYSTEM
WORKS IS THAT GENERALLY IF YOU
LOSE, IF YOU CANNOT DELIVER THE
VOTES, THE GOVERNMENT COLLAPSES
AND THERE IS NEW ELECTIONS BUT
NOBODY WANTS TO BE PRIME
MINISTER BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE
LEAVE THING TO DEAL WITH.
>> NOBODY WANTS TO BE THE PRIME
MINISTER BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT TO DO.
>> THAT’S THE PROBLEM.
YOU CAN RAG ON HER ALL YOU WANT
BUT ANYONE THAT WOULD BE PRIME
MINISTER WOULD SORT OF BE
SCREWED.
SCREWED. >> HERE IS THE PROBLEM.
IF SHE LOSES HER JOB NEXT WEEK,
YOU HAVE A NEW PRIME MINISTER
BUT YOU DON’T GET A NEW DEAL.
AND IF YOU GET THIS EXTENSION
WHEN SHE’S GOT, WHAT DOES THAT
DO?
DO? MOVE THE CLIFF HEAD.
YOU’LL INVITE ME BACK IN A MONTH
OR TWO AND WE’LL HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION AGAIN AND SAY WHAT
WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK?
WHO KNOWS THIS IS A MAD
DECISION.
DECISION. THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE IT
IN THIS WAY WITH THE REFERENDUM
CAMPAIGN BASED ON LIES AND
MISINFORMATION AND WEIRD
QUESTION.
QUESTION. THEN INVOKING ARTICLE 50 SAYING
WE GOT TO GET OUT WITH NO PLAN.
THE DONALD TUSK, THE EUROPEAN
LEADER SAID THERE IS A SPECIAL
PLACE IN HELL FOR THE PEOPLE
THAT DECIDED TO DO BRIX ETEXIT W
NO PLAN.
NO PLAN. >> I FEEL LIKE I’M WATCHING A
ROOMBA THAT DON’T STOP AND BUMPS
UP AGAINST ARTICLES AND THERE IS
NO PUBLIC FOR WHAT TO DO AND HOW
TO HANDLE THE THING THEY VOTED
FOR TWO YEARS AGO.
>> INDEED.
>> INDEED. WE SEE TODAY 2 MILLION PEOPLE
SIGNED A PETITION SAYING REVOKE
ARTICLE 50 AND GET RID OF IT.
BUT TERESA MAY SAID NO.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE A THIRD VOTE.
THE SPEAKER IN PARLIAMENT SAID
NO.
NO. ACCORDING TO PROTOCOL GOING BACK
TO 1604, SHE SAID YOU CAN’T DO
IT AGAIN.
IT AGAIN. I DON’T THINK IT WILL HAPPEN BUT
THERE IS TALK GOLFINGOF GOING TO
QUEEN TO SHUT DOWN PARLIAMENT
FOR A DAY AND OPEN IT AND IT
WILL BE A NEW SESSION AND WE CAN
VOTE AGAIN, WHICH IS OF COURSE
NONSENSE
NONSENSE NONSENSE.
NONSENSE. I DON’T THINK THE QUEEN WHO IS A
SAVVY PLAYER WILL DO THAT BUT
LOOK, SERIOUS POINT, CHRIS, MANY
THERE IS NO DEAL AND THE BRITAIN
CRASHES OUT OF THE E.U. WITHOUT
A DEAL IN APRIL OR MAY, THERE
WILL BE CHAOS.
THERE IS TALK TODAY OF THE
MINISTRY OF DEFENSE SETTING UP A
SPECIAL MILITARY TEAM IN A
NUCLEAR BUNKER TO DISCUSS WHAT
HAPPENS ON THE STREETS OF
BRITAIN.
BRITAIN. SHORTAGES OF MED SON OR FOOD AND
AND.
AND. >> THERE IS NO CONSTITUTION.
IT’S GOVERNED --
>> PROTOCOLS.
>> PROTOCOLS. >> PRESIDENT, RIGHT?
THE QUEEN COME IN AND MAKE A NEW
ONE SO SHE COULD GET HER VOTE
BUT WHAT IS SO WILD ABOUT THIS
IS WE’VE WATCHED BACK AND FORTH
HERE ON THE BOARDER WALL.
BUT WITH ALL THIS STUFF THERE IS
NO HARD DEADLINE.
THERE WAS AND THERE IS A HARD
DEADLINE THIS IS A DEADLINE THAT
CONTROLS THE ENTIRE ECONOMY OF
THE U.K.
THE U.K. IT’S COMING BACK AND FORTH AND
CAN JUST HAPPEN.
>> IT’S ALREADY BEEN DAMAGED.
WE HAD TWO YEARS OF BREXIT
RELATED PROBLEMS AND COMPANIES
RELOCATING ABROAD, BANKS HEADING
FOR THE EXIT DOOR AND PEOPLE
LEAVING.
LEAVING. THERE IS ECONOMIC PROBLEMS BUT
EVERYONE AGREES IF THERE IS A NO
DEAL BREXIT, THE BRITISH ECONOMY
TANKS.
TANKS. WOULD THEY HAVE BEEN OBSESSED
FOR SO LONG?
THERE IS ALL SORTS OF OTHER
PROBLEMS AND ONE CONSERVATIVE
M.P. SAID LOOK, I SUPPORT BREXIT