(Clip) I'm not letting you out of my sight, Ash Ketchum
until you pay for my broken bike!
(Adam) Oh,
that's why you're following me.
(Adam) Okay.
(Clip) And my name may be Misty
but i'm perfectly clear
about what you owe me-
(Adam) What the hell is happening? (Mark) Wooooow.
(Mark) Hope there's no black people there.
(Clip) 100% Cerulean coffee.
(Clip) You kids are too young for the stuff.
(Mark) Too young?
How old are you?
(Adam) I think he's an adult.
(Clip) Here firewood...
Here firewood!
(Mark) Oh cool a sign!
It says
'Silent Hill!'
(Pikachu sounding like an idiot)
(Mark) Who the fuck is-
(Mark) Who the fuck is- (Adam) That's-
(Adam) What was that?
(Mark) Who's voicing him?
(Mark) Who's voicing him? (Adam) That's not Pikachu!
(Adam) Is this Yu-Gi-Oh?
(Mark) Yeah.
(Mark laughing)
(Mark) This is Yu-Gi-Oh now.
(Clip) It's a Pidgey!
(Clip) Everybody knows that.
(Mark) Ya fucking retard!
(Clip) Hey! Leave that kid alone!
(Adam) Whoa!
(Mark) The fucking animation...
(Mark) The fucking animation... (Adam) Everything is so weird in this episode.
(Adam) Everything is so weird in this episode.
(Clip) It's very brave of you to
take on all five
by yourself.
(Clip) I'll be here on the
side lines cheering you on
(Mark) They're little kids!
(Mark) Punch them!
(Mark) I do it all the time. (Adam) Wow Mark.
(Mark) I do it all the time.
(Clip) We don't fight.
(Clip) Fighting is for cavemen.
(Adam) Yeah Mark.
(Adam) Fighting is for cavemen.
(Adam) Do you wanna be a caveman?
(Mark) Well you know what,
if ya fucking punch them,
then that makes them wrong!
(Clip) Maybe you cowards are just afraid
to fight someone like ME!
(Clip) The only thing we're afraid of
is how badly we'd beat a little punk like you.
(Adam and Mark) Ooooh!
(Mark) Sorry!
(Mark) I thought they fucking said that they
hated violence and that it's for cavemen.
(Clip) Enter Pokémon League upon
(Mark) Who the fuck is doing Pikachu's voice with this episode?
(Mark) This is so fucking bizarre! (Adam) I know.
(Mark) This is so fucking bizarre!
(Mark) It's like the most like,
bizarro upside-down
episode ever!
?????????????
(Adam) I hate whoever's voice acting for Pikachu right now.
(Clip) It's one of those snobby
private schools that only millionaire's kids can go to.
(Mark) I'll show the 1%!
(Clip) Beginners have the same qualifications
as someone with two badges.
(Clip) The intermediate class has the qualifications
(Mark) Well, this is an exciting episode of Pokémon!
(Adam laughing)
(Mark) My thoughts exactly!
(Clip) I wanna meet the
student in charge of this system!
(Clip) It's a girl?!
(Clip) Oh yeah...
(Adam chuckling)
(Clip) She can violate my rights!
(Adam) WHOA (Mark) WHAT THE FUCK?
(Clip) Who's That Pokémon?
(Adam) Oh!
(Adam) One that we actually haven't seen the episode at least.
(Adam burping)
(Adam) I don't know.
(Mark) I got nothing.
I'm just so baffled by this
fucking episode.
(Clip) Hold on a second here,
I learn't how to be a
pokémon trainer at the Cerulean City Gym.
(Clip) Are you saying you can beat me?
(Clip) Oh Cerulean City!
(Clip) How'd you know?
(Adam) The city for all the weaklings!
(Clip) I have the Cerulean City Gym's reputation to defend!
(Adam) Yes.
(Clip) And i'm gonna defend it!
(Mark) You have done a terrible job so far.
(Clip) Too bad your water Pokémon won't be able
to beat my plan!
(Clip) Huh?!
(Clip) You're an embarrassment to the whole school.
(Mark laughing)
(Adam) You're an embarrassment.
(Clip) I'm Jess Jezzel!
(Clip) She's awfully cute isn't she?
(Mark) What??
(Mark) You can't change teams like that, James!
(Clip) Your fellow students will turn their
backs on you for good!
(Adam) I don't care about these characters.
(Mark) I kinda hate this episode.
(Clip) I'll choose...
Graveler!
(Clip) Graveler?!
(Clip) But rock pokémon are weak against water pokémon!
(Sound of glass shattering)
(Sound of glass shattering) (Choir singing)
(Choir singing)
(Clip) I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet, and i've
(Clip) And how long have you been trying to become
a pokémon trainer?
(Adam) Like,
Four days.
(Clip) About two months I guess.
(Adam) Really?
(Mark) It's been two months?!
(Adam) You haven't done anything.
(Clip) With two months of pokémon experience,
experience your Pikachu should be
(Mark) This whole episode just talks like,
'I bet you're not very strong.'
'I am strong!'
'I don't think so!'
'But I am!
'Ehhhh, let's,
Let's seeeee if you're strong!'
(Clip) A Pikachu evolves into an electric pokémon called Raichu.
(Clip) It gets to be about 2 feet, 7 inches tall.
(Clip) Pikachu can shock you, but otherwise
(Mark) This is like the most fillary fucking episode.
(Adam) They're teaching you things about the game...
(Clip) Pika-chu!
(Clip) Let's battle!
(Clip) Cubone!
(Clip) Go!
(Clip) Shock attack!
(Mark) Shakabrah!
(Clip) Cubone.
(Clip) Pikachu can't shock it.
(Adam) Cubone's super tough okay?
(Adam) It's wearing the skull of its fucking mom.
(Clip) Pikachu, stare it down!
(Clip) Like this!
(Thanks Japan)
(Adam) Help.
(Adam) Perfect.
(Mark) What a great episode of Pokémon.
(Clip) Cubone, Bone Club, now!
(OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
(Clip) Pikachu!
(Mark) Dem bones dem bones,
them Dry Bones!
(Clip) If you're opponent's attack is authorised,
then fighting back is too!
(Mark laughing) (Adam) Well yeah.
(Mark) Yeah!
(Adam) Did you assume otherwise?
(Clip) Bonemerang, now!
(Adam) You keep using that same,
this is the third time they've used that shot!
(Neck breaking sound)
(Mark) Oops!
(Clip) Ah!
(Mark) Waahh
Waah!
(Mark) Baby's gonna cry!
(Clip) That was a once-in-a-lifetime battle.
(Mark) 'I'm so excited.'
(Mark) 'Could you hear the enthusiasm in my voice?'
(Clip) Allow us to re-introduce ourselves!
(Mark) You know this episode didn't have enough filler,
and then these two showed up.
(Clip) I've heard of Team Rocket.
(Mark) 'I know everything about them,
I read a textbook on it.'
(Clip) How about your team vs. our team?
(Grunts)
(Mark) Bueah!
(Grunts of pain)
(Mark) They're just throwing their Pokéballs.
(Adam) Single frame action.
(Clip) Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
(Clip) Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again! (Adam) Ooof.
(Adam) What just happened?
(Adam) This episode was really uneventful
and I can tell it's already ending.
(Clip) They take one last look
at the school where they learned so much.
(Mark giggling) We learned so much.
(Adam) Okay.
(Mark) What an episode. (Adam) Woow.
(All) ♫ Search across the land ♫
(All) ♫ Far and wide ♫
(Clip) ♫ Release from my hand ♫ (Butchered by Adam and Mark)
(All) ♫ The power that's inside! ♫
(All) ♫ Venomoth! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Poliwag! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Tag! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Nidorino! ♫ (Mark) ♫ That guy! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Golduck! ♫ (Mark) ♫ This guy! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Ivysaur! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Saur! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Grimer! ♫ (Adam) ♫ ch ch! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Victreebel! ♫ (Adam) ♫ ch chel! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Moltres! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Tildres! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Nidoking! ♫ (Adam)♫ ??????! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Farfetch'd! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Farfetch'd! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Abra! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Seethra! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Jigglypuff! ♫ (Adam) ♫Jigglytuff! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Kingler! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Rhyhorn! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Rhydorn! ♫
(Clip) ♫ Clefable! ♫ (Adam) ♫ Negratha! ♫
(Clip + Adam) ♫ Wigglytuff! ♫ (Mark) ♫ Puff! ♫