I a-guess we have to do the whole show-a-ghetti.
Why are you doing an Italian accent?
I can do a-Italy or [Normal voice] I can do Jeff.
Italy's good.
[ Italian accent ] No, Italy is-a the best!
♪♪
♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
♪ Children are weak and have very small brain ♪
♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
♪ Your body can be trained to not feel pain ♪
♪ The Ministry of Culture has approved ♪
♪ Your watching of this show ♪
♪ If you catch your parents with rock music ♪
♪ Let the government know ♪
♪ You'll work in a factory till the day you die ♪
♪ Tears are for the French, you are not allowed to cry ♪
♪♪
♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
♪ Children are weak and have very small brain ♪
♪ Gernot and Strudel ♪
♪ Your body can be trained to not feel pain ♪
We near the end of the show.
And one step closer to death's embrace.
And that means it's time for the lesson of the day!
Strudel has had success in the government lottery
and has won a potato.
I'm very hungry, Strudel.
May I share your potato?
A-no you cannot-a.
I'm a-greedy and I will not a-share this potato with you.
Mangia!
I am dying.
And now I am dead.
Strudel, you Dummkopf!
You should have shared with him!
Sharing is so important!
I -- I understand now.
I feel terrible for not sharing in the past.
I want to start sharing right away!
Water.
Please, Jeff, allow me to share my water with you.
Drink, my boy. Drink from my bowl.
[ Gulping ]
Lots of pulp in this water.
That's not pulp.
We've had some ups and downs,
but you've kept me off drugs for three days.
And surprisingly I'm not having any craaaviiings!
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Aren't we going to keep doing the show?
Why? You already learned how to share.
Oh. That's too bad.
But I guess when the show's over, it's over.
Unless...
the show must go on.
[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Uh, are we gonna talk about that? Talk about what?
You didn't notice how Klaus looked out the window and--
Again with this window business!
Geez, Hayley, broken record much?
Didn't you hear him laughing like --
Now you're worried because he laughed?
He's got a great sense of humor!
Babe, give it a rest.
You're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
Stan: What's going on?
Francine: Ugh, the hell did I drink last night?
Hayley: Oof, my heads --
wait, heads?
Jeff: I feel strange.
Where's the zipper?
I can't get this thing off!
Wait, I think...
We've been turned into puppets!
Damn it, I'm the worm.
At least you don't have two heads!
Two heads are better than one!
If one of them isn't a shithead!
[ Gasps ]
Klaus! Did you do this?
I did! And I have wonderful news.
You're all going to keep doing the show for me!
Why don't we start with one of the episodes
about properly cleaning your butthole?