(techno music)
(keyboard clicking)
- Okay, looks like it's meeting time, you guys ready?
Let's go!
- What are you a cheerleader?
Ready, let's go!
(both laugh)
- Okay, you got me.
(both laugh)
(soft music)
- What I said was funny.
Um, you guys will both be at cheer practice
after school today, right?
- Yeah, wouldn't miss it.
- Yeah definitely, I get to miss eighth period
because of it.
(all laugh)
- [Woman] I know, I hate eighth period.
It's the worst!
(laughs)
- I'm finally a part of the group.
(drum roll)
(whistle)
- [Man] Yeah, it's just like shoes everywhere, you know?
- Ohhh...
pom-poms!
- We're cheerleaders, gotta have our pom-poms you know?
I mean, like, duh.
- Oh, oh, the bit from yesterday, yeah, it's...okay.
Anyway, there's this brand new shoe store
that they opened up right down the street.
- Oh awesome, I need new shoes.
- Excuse me?
You better be talking about getting new cheer shoes,
because, um, I noticed your shoes were...
pretty dirty at last weeks football game.
- Okay Katie, it was funny yesterday, but give it a break?
- We have the big homecoming game, next Friday.
We should be running our cheers non stop,
what are we doing sitting here, doing work?
(laughs)
- I have a ton of work to do.
- Yeah me too.
(keyboards clicking)
(drum roll)
(whistle)
- Yeah I don't know why I thought it would be cool,
I mean it's just a shoe store.
- Yeah, I mean you should've not taken me there.
- I know, I don't know...
- Okay cheer squad, as cheer captain I felt
it was my duty to perfect our latest cheer.
- What, no, Katie, come on!
- Ready, okay!
L-E-T-S-G-O
Come on CH, let's go
L-E-T-S-G-O
Come on CH, let's go
Woooo!
(laughs)
- No, this bit has to end.
- It doesn't have to end it can go on forever!
Remember how you both laughed
at what I said earlier this week?
That was- did you even expect to laugh that day?
- Yeah, of courses we did, we work in comedy.
- Yes.
- My oh my, look at these two little,
little cranky cheerleaders.
Well, hold on, um 'cus I have an incredible surprise
that's going to give you back your cheer spirit.
- No, Katie, what is this?
- You're welcome!
I say cheer, you say squad.
Cheer.
I can't hear you.
(laughs)
- Did you have these custom made?
- Yeah.
- These feel professional.
How much did you spend on this?
- It was two thousand dollars.
- What!?
- The squad's gotta look good!
Girls!
The other teams are gonna look good,
we gotta look good.
- That is way too much to spend on a stupid bit.
We're not gonna wear these.
- No.
- What?
Why?
- Because it's over, it wasn't even funny in the beginning.
- No?
- No! - No!
(sad music)
- I'm sorry.
I guess I just finally felt like I was belonging.
Like I was a part of the group.
I know it sounds pathetic, but it's the truth.
(sighs)
- Katie...if it means that much to you...
- Yeah?
- Never talk to us again.
- Yeah.
- Okay 'cus I thought that was gonna end differently.
(static)
(sad music)
- I've got spirit...how 'bout you?
- Katie...
- Oh hi, I-
- Are you okay?
- No, I-
- You know I'm just joking right?
- I guess I didn't really-
- Shut up, you suck!
(laughs)
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