Hello niece and nephew, it's Uncle Roger.
Single's Inferno is popular dating show
and every episode they got one cooking segment in there.
This show full of beautiful people.
But usually beautiful people suck at cooking.
Haiyaa, let's see if they make our ancestor cry.
[Han-bin] Let's go make food.
- [Seul-ki] Is anyone good at cooking? - This the contestant.
[Jong-woo] Han-bin.
- [Seul-ki] Oh, really? - [all laughing]
[Han-bin] No, I can't cook.
[Han-bin] Let's cook up a delicious meal.
- [Se-jeong] It's just a lot of daikons. - [Nadine laughs]
Yeah, that a lot of daikon.
How much radish you need?
Haiyaa, is this dating show for rabbit?
I think this show sponsored by big daikon.
[Han-bin] I'll make shredded daikon.
[Han-bin] We'll need wood to start a fire.
[Jong-woo] Right, we have to start a fire.
Uncle Roger like how colorful the contestant are.
Look at them, look like little Skittles.
- [Jong-woo] Is there anyone who wants to get water with us? - But at least the woman all wearing normal clothing.
Last time Uncle Roger revealed dating show Love Island.
All the whore on there wearing nothing.
You trying to find boyfriend, not customer.
[Jong-woo] We should get some water, right?
[Dong-woo] Really? Okay.
- [Jong-woo] Is there anyone who wants to get water with us? - Getting water, okay.
[Jong-woo] Is there anyone who wants to get water with us?
- [Seul-ki] Me. - [Jong-woo] Shall we go?
[Seul-ki] I want to go.
[Seul-ki] I'll pour the water in.
[Dong-woo] Or we can do rock, paper, scissors?
[all chuckling]
[Seul-ki] You must be starving.
- [Seul-ki] You must be starving. - What?
- [Jong-woo] Oh, I'm starving. - [Seul-ki] Right?
- [Dong-woo] Did you have lunch? - Wait, they have to walk all the way
- [Seul-ki] No, I didn't get to have lunch. - to middle of nowhere to get water.
Where you filming this show?
North Korea is it?
[Yoong-jae] I heard you're in charge of making something
- like daikon soup... - Before you start, put on this apron.
- Because you're wearing white. - Thank you.
Yeah, white shirt while cooking, you fucked up.
[Seo-eun] Thank you.
[Seo-eun] Are there any more aprons?
No, but you go ahead.
No, but you're wearing white.
- Oh, but you're washing the daikons. - It's okay.
Only two apron
on this whole set.
Big Netflix show like this
only got two apron.
Netflix really not doing well.
They can afford like 57 daikon,
but only two apron.
- Do you want this one? - No, you wear it
- since you're wearing white. - It's okay. I'm fine.
Ah...
- You're fine? - Yes. Put it on.
- But I'd feel bad. - White shirt nephew very smooth.
- [Seo-eun] Then I'll do even more of the cooking. - Offering apron to woman, nice.
- Thank you. - The back...
Oh.
- Want me to do it for you? - Yes.
- So until then, we're going to... - Think about a different dish...
Oh...
Did you see her face?
She jealous.
- So until then, we're going to... - Think about a different dish...
That the same look vegan people give
when they see you enjoying nice barbecue.
Or we also talked about doenjang-jigae.
- I tied in a bow. - Ah, they making doenjang jigae.
Soybean paste stew, very common Korean dish.
Everybody eat.
She jealous also.
While you do this, I'll go get the fire started.
[Seo-eun] Okay. Sure.
- You have to use the water here, right? - [So-e] Yes, kind of.
[Seo-eun] Right? Okay then...
His peeling a bit awkward.
- [Seo-eun] I don't think I've ever seen this many daikons. - Yeah, it like he never do this in his life before.
I hope he just cooking virgin
and not regular virgin.
How's your cooking?
- I think I'm really a beginner. - Oh, really?
So are you just able to make stuff like instant noodles?
I can cook things following a recipe.
Yeah, I get it.
Yes, but I can't make anything on my own.
Oh.
- [Yoong-jae] I think I'm at that level. - She looks so heartbroken.
This woman, Uncle Roger feel bad for her.
Look, look!
- [Seo-eun] Am I the only one having trouble? - Look!
Look at how sad her rice washing is. Look.
She washing rice like her dog just died.
I know you sad, little niece.
But everybody hungry.
Wash rice faster.
You know what the best cure for heartbreak is?
A nice bowl of freshly cooked rice.
Mm, who need dating?
You can have fresh rice.
It's so satisfying,
better than sex.
[Yoong-jae] Right? Be careful with your hands.
[Seo-eun] Yes. Be careful with your hands.
Ah, it always ends up looking like So-e's just listening in.
- The way they're placed is not good. - Who these people? What they doing?
- [Kyuhyun] Yes, it's not good. - What Uncle Roger doing?
[laughs] Is this right?
Should I peel the skin off the daikons?
- Vegetables... - Do you handle vegetables well?
- Yes, I handle vegetables well. - She trying to fight for her spot.
- Can we switch places? - See?
- Can we switch places? - Trying to switch places.
- Okay. - But what if I'm not good at it?
Then I'll finish this one first.
[So-e] Okay.
I should be responsible and finish what I started.
- You're good at this. - Oh... she not letting her win her spot.
Fuiyoh, Uncle Roger like this show.
So much drama.
This some Real Housewives shit?
This show should be called Real Housewives of North Korea.
This white shirt nephew so lucky.
Uncle Roger never have two woman fighting over me ever in my life.
- [Dong-woo] Okay, so... - [Jong-woo] Shall we put these on?
Seul-ki, would you like to feel how heavy this is?
Now we watch the water people.
- Me? - [Dong-woo] Yes.
[Seul-ki] It'll be your fault if I get a stiff neck tomorrow.
- [Dong-woo] Of course. - [Jong-woo] Like it's a backpack.
- [Seul-ki] Oh, like going to school? - [Jong-woo] Like going to school.
- [Dong-woo] I'll put them on one by one. - [Seul-ki] Got it.
- [Dong-woo] Here, turn around? - They just there chit-chatting.
I don't think I'll be able to stand up.
- [Jong-woo] Wait. - Faster get the water back.
- Oh, my God. - [Jong-woo] Okay.
- Should I get up? - [Jong-woo] I'll lift these for you.
Don't go camping with these people.
Everybody back at camp dying of thirst.
And they just there
flirting.
One, two, three.
- [Jong-woo] You have to balance yourself. - It's not heavy at all.
- [Dong-woo] Wait. - [Jong-woo] We're holding it up right now.
- Shall we let go? - [Jong-woo, Dong-woo] One, two, three.
[Seul-ki] No, no, don't let go.
- [Dong-woo] Can you walk? - Did you let go?
- [Dong-woo] Yes, we let go. - [Jong-woo] Try taking a few steps.
- This isn't that heavy. - Woman, it just water.
- Wow. Then we'll head back like this. - Just like this.
[Seul-ki] Ah, no, no.
No, I can't.
That actually good way to find partner.
If she can carry weight of water,
then she can carry weight of my disappointment.
Ooh...
The chopping sound good.
You're really good at this.
It's because I live alone.
- [Seo-eun] Ah, really? - Yes.
- [Se-jeong] You're good at this. - [Seo-eun] Yes, you are.
This guy know what he doing.
Nice chopping fuiyoh!
- The sound is different. - The sound...
[both] Oh!
- I want to try and do that. - See these two woman, they getting excited.
The water people haven't returned yet.
But these two niece wet already.
Sorry children.
- The sound is different. - The sound...
[both] Oh!
I want to try and do that.
You want to try?
Of course you do.
Remember niece and nephew.
If they good in kitchen,
that mean they also good in bedroom.
That why Uncle Roger feel bad for Jamie Oliver wife.
My great talent.
- But here's it's very useful. - I know, right?
What else should I do?
[Nadine] Oh, it's hot. Be careful.
What is that?
What should we do? Should we try this again?
Oh, that Korean traditional rice cooker.
[Seo-eun] I know, it's cool.
So-e.
Why are you there putting firewood in?
Ooh, who this cute auntie?
Why she not in the show?
She the cutest one of all.
Don't get too close. It can be dangerous.
Nothing happening in this dating show.
Just a second. Let me give it a try.
Just one minute of them using blowtorch.
- Do your eyes sting? Are you okay? - They're okay.
Nothing happening in this show.
Uncle Roger feel like watching Avatar.
- Ah! - Oh, no. We shouldn't use too much water.
That's why the water isn't draining.
- We'll have to throw this out. - How should we do that?
I'll go throw it out.
Really? It'll be too heavy.
And she just staring.
- Were you watching? - [So-e] Good job.
Remember niece and nephew.
Creepy staring like this only work if you cute.
If Uncle Roger do that shit,
I gonna be put on list.
Is that all we need?
The sunset is pretty.
- [Yoong-jae] Gosh. - Right?
This does seem like the perfect time.
- [Yoong-jae] That's really pretty. - So cheesy.
Haiyaa this dating show nothing happening.
No kissing, no touching, no action at all.
See? The only thing going down is the sun.
I think this is the prettiest
dishwashing view in all of Korea right now.
[So-e laughing]
"Dishwashing view."
The flirting kind of cute.
The shredded daikon.
- You put vinegar in. - Shredded daikon vinegar, okay.
- [Se-jeong] To make it sour. - [Nadine] Yes.
- [Se-jeong] Sugar. - Uncle Roger think they making daikon salad.
- [Se-jeong] Sugar. - [Nadine] Sugar.
- [Se-jeong] The more, the merrier. - Sugar correct.
- Adding sesame seeds makes it better. - Sesame seed good.
Nice.
[Se-jeong] That's what my mom told me.
Put slots of sesame seeds. Looks pretty good.
Oh, my god! This is so good.
But usually when making daikon salad,
first step is to put salt on it,
let it rest, get all the water out.
Otherwise daikon gonna be too wet, too soggy.
This show they can spend five hour getting water,
but they can't spend five minute to salt radish.
Haiyaa.
[Se-jeong] How's our shredded daikon?
- [Yoong-jae] Goodness. - [Seo-eun] Is it good?
- [Seo-eun] It's good. - [Nadine] Maybe we're just hungry.
[Seo-eun] So good.
- So good. - Didn't you make it?
- [Se-jeong] It's decent, right? - Stop feeding him.
What is this Lady and Tramp bullshit?
Put it on table for everyone to eat.
Stop flirting, start working.
We could all catch a cold.
My gosh.
- I'm sorry. - Blue shirt nephew.
- Let me move these. - Be careful.
The professional chef.
[Han-bin] The fire's a little too hot.
Wow.
- [Se-jeong] He's so capable. - Fuiyoh see?
- Wow. - All the niece touching her hair.
Niece and nephew, if you see woman playing
with her hair like this in front of you,
that mean they interested in you.
But if you never see this before,
it okay to be incel, it okay.
Wow.
[Se-jeong] He's so capable.
[Seul-ki] He is.
- [Jong-woo] Please turn out good. - This look like they making Korean pancake.
[Seo-eun] You're kind of like a pajeon master craftsman.
See pajeon, spring onion pancake.
[Seo-eun] It's cooking well, all golden.
- [Seo-eun] It's cooking well, all golden. - Nice.
[Seul-ki] The rice looks so good.
- [Seul-ki] The rice looks so good. - Rice look good fuiyoh.
[Se-jeong] It smells so good.
- [Yoong-jae] I think this is going to be delicious. - Okay, that the doenjang jigae.
Nice plating.
[Yoong-jae] It's amazing that this works.
Haiyaa, look at that pajeon.
That pancake look like shit.
It more broken than my marriage.
Haiyaa.
Korean pancake supposed to look like one flat circle.
But I think the nephew flip pancake too early.
And then he break it, he making all our ancestor cry.
[all] Good job, everyone.
Okay, the radish salad look good.
This the sauce for the pancake look correct.
The rice look good.
But that the saddest doenjang jigae Uncle Roger ever see.
Haiyaa.
Usually we also put spring onion, tofu,
zucchini, mushroom.
But this, this just look like water and daikon.
You have some spring onion for your pancake.
Why don't you put spring onion in your stew?
Why?
Good job, everyone.
- [Seo-eun] Let's eat now. - [Yoong-jae] Eat up.
[Han-bin] Enjoy.
They start cooking morning time and now it night time.
It takes so long.
At start of this dating show, everybody horny.
But now they horny and hungry haiyaa.
But Uncle Roger think
blue shirt nephew is the best cook of all.
So I hope he win this show.
Niece and nephew, if you seen this show,
let Uncle Roger know in comment,
who win the whole season.
Bye bye.
How much radish you need? Haiyaa.
Is this dating show for rabbit?
Human dating rabbit.
That the show Uncle Roger want to watch?
In my last video, Uncle Roger review guy who date balloon.
Human dating rabbit.
Actually, actually more acceptable.
But at least the woman here,
they dress better than the Love Island bullshit.
Uncle Roger review that show before.
It too dirty.
All the whore on there not wearing anything.
Can I say whore?
You get demonetized if you say whore.
Bitches love apron.
This a good move, niece and nephew.
Bitches love apron.
Niece and nephew,
if you see woman playing with her hair like this in front of you,
that mean they interested in you.
But if you never see this before,
it okay to be incel, it okay.
Yes.