Wow.
It's incredible.
Can you feel it?
Let me just explain.
Yeah.
That for the first time since the pandemic began,
we're all in the same room.
That's because Matt Gourley has joined us in person.
Yeah.
(Sona applauds)
You've been at your beautiful residence in Pasadena.
Thank you.
I mean, just gorgeous as from the background,
unless it's a fake background.
It is.
Okay, but you haven't been here.
No.
But now I feel like...
The gang's back together.
Yeah.
We got the gang back together.
It feels good.
It feels complete.
It does.
And I felt a little alone and vulnerable without you here.
Yeah.
So, it feels really nice to to have you here, as you know,
cause I think the two of us are stronger together.
I agree.
I liked you being gone.
Oh.
No, no, that's not because I dislike you or anything,
but because when Sona's here by herself,
(Matt laughs)
I can just go after her,
and you always come right to her aid.
Yes.
To her assistance,
but there's that little lag on Zoom,
and if I'm going after her, you know,
and sometimes I can just turn your volume down a bit.
Yeah.
Cause you know how to do that.
(Matt laughs)
I'm sorry, come on.
What are you talking about? Ctrl Alt Seven.
You do the levels?
Oh okay.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm very technically savvy.
Oh.
Yeah, you just go into a different digital modem,
and then take it down a generation.
(Sona laughs)
A generation?
I think you did do that somehow.
I did do that.
(Sona laughs)
But anyway...
Oh my God.
It's nice to have you back,
and it is good to see you, Matt Gourley.
You know, we joke and we (indistinct),
and there's a lot
of little snappy snipes going back and forth,
but you know that you're an admired member of the team.
(Sona laughs)
You have such a hard time being sincere.
I know, I know.
I see smoke coming out of your ears.
He just broke a pen in half.
You're a human who breathes, you exist.
That's the most basic...
Why are you wetting your pants right now?
(Sona and Matt laugh)
You have certain inalienable rights guaranteed
to you through the constitution.
Oh, no.
And then so, therefore you mean a lot
to the person who is me
Let me just cut you off and say, this is how you do it,
(Conan laughs)
I am really glad to be back.
In fact, I knew I'd be excited to be back,
but until I got in this room,
that's when I really felt like this feels good.
I missed you guys, full stop.
See, that's how normal people act.
And, I too am so happy to see you.
I feel like everything is complete and we're good.
This is a nice moment, Conan.
If I could just venture to say
that you are a property owner.
(Sona and Matt laugh)
You're a tax paying citizen.
I'm told you have your merits.
How did you get my census data?
(Sona and Conan laugh)
You reside on 1.3 acres of land
that rests on a shelf of what's predominantly shale,
there's shale and then there's some limestone as well.
(Matt sighs)
I take back everything I said.
I'm not happy to be back.
This is the best you're gonna get.
Yeah.
You are four miles from a fault line,
you might wanna look into that.
So anyway, good to have you here.
(everyone laughs)
It takes so much work.
I wanna have a Christmas card,
I mean a greeting card made that says all those things,
clearly I've just sent it to you,
just have it made, just one.
It just goes on and on and on.
This is how much water you displace
when put into a tank,
it's 35.6 liters of water.
And then they just get unrelated.
This is how much a gallon of milk costs right now.
(everyone laughs)
The day you were born,
the stock exchange was up two points.
Oh my God.
It literally has been two years since we last were...
We got together for that live show,
but to do an episode, was at my house two years ago.
Right, because the pandemic was just breaking out.
Late March, yeah.
It was late March,
and none of us quite knew what it meant yet,
but they had shut down the studios,
but we all met in your backyard.
Which is so funny, like,
"Well, we can't record at the studio,
let's just do the same thing
in close proximity in my house."
Right.
(Sona laughs)
And it wasn't in the backyard,
it was in an enclosed space too.
A smaller enclosed space.
Yeah.
And then we played the face licking game.
That's right.
That was the comedy that day, I remember.
Yeah, it was
Followed by a visit from my new character,
Uncle Sneezeathon.
(Sona and Matt laugh)
But yeah, and then we went someplace,
we all went someplace nearby that was really cool...
The Raymond.
For lunch.
Was it lunch or dinner?
It was lunch.
It was raining,
and you had your crocodile dundee hat on.
Yes.
Yeah.
I was wearing it all the time then.
And then I was sued by a toothless croc.
Hello, didn't see that joke coming, did you?
I thought you were gonna say, "A toothless Paul Hogan."
(Sona groans)
Oh, please.
No, the crocodile sued him.
Yeah.
His teeth he was wearing on his hat.
I see, yeah.
That was the joke.
Well, this is... You've made it so much fun.
(Matt laughs)
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm wearing the hat,
cut to me in court and testifying is a crocodile with gums
and he's pointing at me,
that's a new Yorker cartoon right there.
Anyone wanna draw it up?
Yeah.
I'll split the money with you, 50/50.
That's comedy gold.
That is called comedy gold, right from the mind.
Right.
So, it is good to have you back,
and I think this is a sign
that we are hitting on all cylinders now
Feels like it. Why are you getting all...
Sexy?
Jazz, yeah.
(Sona laughs)
Sexy?
What? You don't find this sexy?
This is not a late night jazz channel.
Oh, it could be though. This is awful.
Why are you doing this now?
You didn't do this when you were virtual.
Wow. Welcome to Conan and the Chilly Chums.
That's your sexy voice?
That's my sexy jazz voice.
(Sona laughs)
That's also your emphysema voice.
That's your, "My lungs are collapsing
because I smoked for 40 years voice."
Could you hand me that respirator
and take off your clothes.
(Sona and Conan laugh)
People always think you're trying to come onto them,
but really you're just trying to get a hit of oxygen.
Well, anyway, it's back home for me.
No, it's good.
We're here, we're stronger than ever,
and I think now that we've been united,
it's like those...
You're gonna know the name, Matt,
Those special stones that go into the glove.
Oh, the Sankara?
Oh no, the infinity stones.
I thought you meant...
Yes. I only barely know those,
I thought you meant the three stones
from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
that light up when they come together,
let's go with that.
No, I was trying to go with something
that the kids would care about.
Come on.
How about the grandparents?
What is it called?
The glove?
The Infinity Gauntlet?
No, The Gauntlet.
Is it The Infinity Gauntlet?
Blae is nodding,
and if anybody would know, it's Blae.
Yeah, Blae is nodding so hard
that his throat just ripped open.
Yeah, he's wearing two infinity gauntlets right now.
He's rubbing his chest wearing two infinity gauntlets.
That's a Friday night with Blae.
(everyone laughs)
Sorry, Blae, but you know you're a big fan.
Yeah, incredible, incredible.
That's what it's like.
Yeah.
Whatever that glove was in that Marvel movie
that I didn't see, this is us,
we've now been assembled.
Yeah.
This is Us.
We're more like the cast asked of This is Us, I think.
Oh.
That's what you just said, This is Us.
Oh, I haven't seen that either.
I haven't either.
I used to watch it.
You did?
You used to?
We are not like the cast of This is Us.
We're not?
No, not at all.
What about if I talk like this?
Oh, even further away from it, no.
I think you should go back to Zoom.
Yeah, I think so too.
I think it's better for all of us.
It's been lovely seeing you.
Yeah, once's good.
Proof that you're alive,
and I think you should go back.
I understand.
To what I understand is a lovely home in Pasadena.
Yeah, that's just a fake background,
and I'm in a kind of (indistinct) outside the house.
(Conan laughs) Yeah, you smoke meats there.