- Which of the 16 Myers-Briggs Personalities is Batman?
To answer this question, I am going to take on
the persona of Batman and take the 16 Personalities Test,
as though I were him.
With my vast knowledge of Batman,
coupled with quotes from the movies,
we will get to the bottom of this question.
Enough chitter-chatter.
I am Batman. Check.
You regularly make new friends.
My only friend is justice. And maybe Alfred.
You spend a lot of your free time
exploring various random topics that pique your interest.
I don't have time for personal interests.
The only personal interest I have is keeping Gotham safe,
but I guess that's a big interest.
Seeing other people cry can easily make you feel
like you wanna cry too.
People cry when they see me, not when I see them.
Yu often make a backup plan for a backup plan.
Ask the Justice League what they think about that.
You usually stay calm, even under a lot of pressure.
Lose your cool and you lose your head.
I can't afford not to be calm. Agree.
At social events you rarely try to introduce yourself
to new people and mostly talk to the ones you already know.
- Stop smiling, it's not a joke. Please leave.
- Anyway.
You prefer to completely finish one project
before starting another.
My work may never be done. Criminals are like weeds.
As soon as you pull up one, another pops up.
But I always finish what I start.
You are very sentimental.
I've learned not to hold onto anything too tightly.
You like to use organizing tools like schedules and lists.
You have to be organized when the weight of the city
is on your wings, your bat wings.
Even a small mistake can cause you
to doubt your overall abilities and knowledge.
I have one power, I never give up. Disagree.
You feel comfortable just walking up to someone
you find interesting and striking up a conversation.
Does grabbing them in a headlock count as a conversation?
Does punching them in the head? Disagree.
You rarely worry about whether you make a good impression
on people you meet.
It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
You enjoy participating in group activities.
I work alone, except of course for that time
where I worked with the Justice League,
but I didn't enjoy it.
Your happiness comes more from helping others
accomplish things than your own accomplishments.
Unless helping criminals accomplish a record speed,
from the streets to a prison cell, then no.
You're interested in so many things,
you find it difficult to choose what to try to do next.
I'm interested in martial arts, gadgets,
cars, and that's it.
You are prone to worrying that things
will take a turn for the worse.
You can't be worried if you have a fail proof plan, plan.
Didn't realize Batman had such a problem speaking, did you?
You avoid leadership roles in group settings.
They leave the planning to me. Clark can take the lead.
I work from the shadows.
You are definitely not an artistic type of person.
No, unless you count vengeance as an art.
You prefer to do your chores
before allowing yourself to relax.
If by chores you mean cleaning up the streets of Gotham,
then yes, if you mean household chores,
I have a butler for that.
I haven't washed my own underwear in 20 years.
You enjoy watching people argue.
Only if they're arguing with my fist.
You tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself.
I avoid attention. That's why I dress in this bat costume.
Your mood can change very quickly.
My only mood is justice!
You have always been fascinated by the question
of what, if anything, happens after death.
I can't be distracted by such thoughts
or I'll find out firsthand.
You usually prefer to be around others
rather than on your own.
You find it easy to empathize with a person
whose experiences are very different from yours.
I judge people by their actions.
So if you blow up a building and kill my friend,
Assistant District Attorney, Rachel Dawes,
I cannot empathize. (bomb exploding)
You usually postpone finalizing decisions
for as long as possible.
No. When I see the Bat-Signal, I jump into action.
You rarely second-guess the choices you have made.
Second-guessing is a privilege afforded
to those who have time to rest, which is not me, Batman.
After a long and exhausting week,
a lively social event is just what you need.
- It's not a joke. Please leave.
- You enjoy going to art museums.
Last time I went to an art museum
was because a clown kidnapped my girlfriend.
You often have a hard time understanding
other people's feelings.
I understand them. I just don't care.
You rarely feel insecure.
I'm not insecure.
I wear a mask and that mask is not there to hide who I am,
but to create who I am.
You avoid making phone calls.
Yeah. Alfred does, he makes the phone calls for me.
In your social circle,
you are often the one who contacts your friends
and initiates activities.
No, except for that time where I drafted Aquaman
and The Flash into the Justice League.
But that was an exception, okay.
You rarely contemplate the reasons for human existence,
or the meaning of life.
I've met too many demigods and metahumans
to not think about that.
You take great care not to make people look bad,
even when it's completely their fault.
I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.
You would love a job that requires you to work alone
most of the time.
You believe that pondering abstract philosophical questions
is a waste of time.
My parents taught me when they died in the gutter
for no reason at all, that the world only makes sense
if you force it to.
You know at first glance how someone is feeling.
When my enemies see me, they feel afraid.
Other than that, I don't know.
You are very intrigued by things labeled as controversial.
Let me ask you something,
is a psychotic clown controversial?
How about a masked criminal on super steroids?
Or how about a serial killer who leaves behind
a bunch of riddles, that aren't even that good?
Select your gender. Other, I'm a bat.
See results. Batman is an INTJ-A.
Well, that was an interesting waste of my time.
Now I gotta hit the streets and beat up some bad guys.
Oh hey guys, it's me again.
So yeah, Batman is often typed by people as being an INTJ.
He's very planned out.
He's got all of the gadgets and such that allow him
to kind of go around a lot of the sensory details.
He really likes to plan stuff out intricately,
but of course it's all in and good fun.
Now Batman's pretty smart.
Which of the 16 personalities is the smartest?
Check out that video right here.
Until next time, stay cool and attractive.