>> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
WE'VE GOT THE WORLD'S MOST STYLISH PERSON AND VICTORIA
BECKHAM, ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
YOU'VE GOT A LOT IN COMMON.
SHAQ, YOU ONCE FOUND SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO DAVID BECKHAM IS
THAT TRUE?
>> I WAS WALKING ONE DAY IN BEVERLY HILLS AND FOUND AWALLET.
USUALLY I TAKE THE MONEY OUT AND JUST THROW THE WALLET.
I LOOKED, THIS WAS A NICE WALLET, IT SAID DAVID BECKHAM,
COULDN'T BE, I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO THE FRONT DESK, BUT I
PULLED A JOKE AND SAID, I HAVE YOUR WALLET.
HE KNEW IT WAS ME, HE SAID SHAQ, STOP PLAYING WITH ME.
HE CAME AND PICKED IT UP.
>> James: DID YOU KNOW THIS?
>> I DO.
DAVID ACTUALLY ALWAYS LOSES HIS WAWLTD.
-- WALLET.
I ACTUALLY BOUGHT HIM A WALLET WITH A CHAIN ON IT.
BUT HE LOST THE WALLET WITH THE CHAIN ON IT.
>> HE SAID THERE WAS SOME MONEY IN IT AND I SAID NO, I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO IT.
>> James: THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING COMING UP.
HOW DOES DESIGNING MEGHAN'S DRESS GOING?
>> I'M NOT ACTUALLY DESIGNING HER DRESS.
>> James: YOU'RE UP ON THE TOP OF THE BETTING WHO'S DOING
HER DRESS.
>> SADLY, I'M NOT.
BUT SHE WILL LOOK INCREDIBLE.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: SHE'S TOTALLY GOING!
IT'S LIKE WAWACHA RVETIONWA, OF COURSE SHE'S GOING.
>> SHE LOOKS SO GREAT.
>> James: INCREDIBLE.
>> I HAVE A QUESTION.
IF I MARRIED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WOULD THAT MAKE ME THE
KING OF ENGLAND?
>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY IT WON'T.
BUT COULD SAY IN BEHALF OF EVERYONE IN BRITAIN, I'D LOVE
NOTHING MORE!
I THINK IT WOULD BE THE MOST SENSATIONAL THING THAT WOULD
EVER HAPPEN.
I LOVE IT FOR NOW AND I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN WE GET TO THAT
SERIES OF THE CROWN.
IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS.
>> QUEEN VICTORIA!
>> James: THE BIGGEST ONE IS, HER NAME IS QUEEN ELIZABETH!
>> SORRY!
SORRY ABOUT THAT!
>> James: YOU HAVE SOME HISTORY IN THE U.K. ISN'T THIS
TRUE?
DIDN'T YOU ONCE GET IN TROUBLE IN LONDON?
>> I WANT TO SAY I GOT ARRESTED BUT DETAINED.
STAND UP.
>> James: I'M IMMEDIATELY SCARED.
>> NO, STAND UP.
THESE GUYS WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
>> James: THE GUARDS.
>> MY FRIEND BET ME $50,000 THAT I COULDN'T GET THEM TO MOVE.
I WOULD GO UP TO THEM AND I WOULD GO:
(LAUGHTER) >> BUT THE LAST TIME I BUMPED
THEM AND THEY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT?
THEY TOOK ME IN SOME BACK ROOM AND I ACTUALLY USED YOUR
HUSBAND'S NAME TO GET OUT.
I DID.
I SAID LISTEN DAVID BECKHAM IS YOUR GUY OVER HERE.
I'M THE BLACK DAVID BECKHAM.
SO TELL THEM -- >> James: WHO WERE YOU
TALKING TO AT THIS POINT?
>> SOME COP.
I TOLD THEM TELL PRINCE CHARLES, THE BLACK DAVID BECKHAM SHAZ
KELLEY O'NEAL, IS SORRY FOR THAT.
>> James: YOU SAID I BUMPED A GUY, THEY DON'T JUST MOVE.
WHEN YOU BUMP A GUY -- >> THEY CAME OUT.
GET DOWN!
THAT WAS THE WORST LONDON ACCENT EVER I KNOW.