>> Greg: IF YOU DON’T WANT
YOUR MIND TO GO DOWNHILL, SHOULD
YOU TAKE A BONER PILL?
CAN YOU GO SEE NO IF IT IS?
THESE ARE ALL WORDS ON LINE
ORDER.
EXPERTS EVALUATED DATA ON
7.2 MILLION AMERICANS AND FOUND
REGULAR VIAGRA CUTS THEIR
CHANCES OF GETTING AN
ALZHEIMER’S DIAGNOSIS WITHIN THE
NEXT SIX YEARS BY 69%.
AND THEY ALL LOOK AT EACH OTHER
AND SAY 69 HA HA HA, GET IT?
69, STUPID DOCTORS!
JACK FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF
TASMANIA CALLED THE RESEARCH
EXCITING STUFF.
AND THEN WONDERED HOW THE HELL
HE ENDED UP IN TASMANIA.
BUT THEN HE ADDED, AT LEAST I’M
NOT IN ALASKA LIKE THAT IDIOT
JAMIE.
DO YOU THINK THIS COULD CREATE
MORE PROBLEMS THAN IT SOLVES?
>> I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME
THING.
OH, MY GOD, GRANT BOTH
REMEMBERED MY NAME BUT I’M NEVER
LETTING HIM HUG ME AGAIN.
>> YIKES.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE IF THEY DISCOVER
XANAX IS GOOD FOR HEART DISEASE,
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, YOU
KNOW?
>> Greg: YOU KNOW, KAYLEE DID
"OUTNUMBERED" COVER THIS?
>> WE TALK ABOUT VIAGRA OFF
ERROR.
I’M 33 AND I DON’T KNOW A LOT
ABOUT VIAGRA.
SO BACK TO YOU.
>> Greg: THIS IS NOT LIKE A
GAME SHOW WHERE YOU CAN PASS.
>> I KNOW THAT BIDEN WANTS TO
REPLACE HIS ENTIRE CABINET WITH
VIAGRA.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: KAT?
>> YOU NEVER WANTED TO TRY IT TO
SEE WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Greg: HAVE YOU TRIED IT?
>> NO, I HAVEN’T BUT I’M
CURIOUS.
>> Greg: I KNOW SOME OF THAT
TRIED THE FEMALE VERSION.
>> NO, WANT TO TRY THE MALE
VERSION AND SEE WHAT IT WILL DO.
>> Greg: YOU KNOW WHAT WILL
HAPPEN.
>> NO, YOU DON’T.
>> Greg: IT USED TO BE A
HYPERTENSION DRUG.
THEY FIND THE SIDE EFFECT THAT
IS POSITIVE AND MARKED THE SITE
A PET THOUGH MY CONFLICT BECAUSE
IT IS POSITIVE AND THEY JUST
REPURPOSE THEM SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THAT?
>> FIELD RESEARCH.
>> IT WAS NOT FOR A HAIR BUT
LIKE ROWING, I DON’T KNOW,
THANK YOU FOR TAKING US DOWN A
DEAD END.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WOULD ADD TO
THIS, TW TAKE ME THROUGH THAT
TERRIBLE SEGWAY.
>> THIS IS A HARD ONE FOR ME.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I GET IT!
>> THE PROBLEM WITH THE STORY IS
THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY.
YOU SAID 7 MILLION >> Greg:
YES.
>> 7 MILLION WAS THE TRIAL.
THIS IS A LOT OF GOOD NEWS FOR A
LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> Greg: YES.
>> MY PALM AS IF IT WORKS WHAT
IF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
STARTS FORCING PEOPLE AND IF
THERE IS A MANDATE FOR VIAGRA?
>> I WOULD DEFINITELY DO THAT.
>> Greg: IT IS PROBABLY JUST A
CORRELATION MEANING THE PEOPLE
WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM
ALZHEIMER’S MIGHT BE MORE
SEXUALLY ACTIVE.
IT IS A MARKER RATHER THAN A
CAUSE.
>> IT REMINDS ME OF -- GREG.
>> Greg: TELL ME MORE.
>> I JUST TURNED ON THAT SAME
DEAD END.
>> Greg: YOU KNOW WIFE,
ALZHEIMER’S.
>> AND WONDERED WHY BIDEN GAVE
EMERGENCY USE.