this is your personal guide to
everything that makes pretty little
liars the most twisted
obsession-worthy bingible mystery you'll
ever get your hands on my money's on
officer garrett in the greenhouse with
the cell phone
what i don't believe she's really gone
we went to her funeral
if you've never seen the show oh i envy
you
a pll virgin you have the chance to
experience it
all for the first time no
yes and if you know every juicy lie
some secrets are even better the second
time around i remembered something about
that note
so let's get started class is in session
imagine you're at your best friend's
funeral and you and your squad all get
this text
i'm still here [ __ ] and i know
everything
a that's what started it all the
manipulation
the mayhem the murder but i'm getting
ahead of myself let's meet our liars
this is spencer hastings some call her
smart and sophisticated
a prize-winning essay i'm seeing a cage
match between harvard and yale
others call her cold and calculating i'm
not gonna cry over this and neither
should you either way
she's an overachiever that comes from
money and always demands the best of
herself
she's intense if you knew her parents
you'd understand liar number two
is the fashionable hannah marin kind and
strong-willed
this impulsive sometimes rebellious lady
why would you risk it all i buy you
everything you need to be popular that's
not why i do it it's a force to be
reckoned with hey
you know what i can take a picture and
send it to you meet
emily fields the introvert of the group
she is undyingly loyal
i'm in are you sure yeah a star athlete
she carries a huge secret is something
all right i think there's something
wrong with me
arya montgomery is the artsy alternative
one into photography and writing it was
beautiful
in that metaphor at the end that was a
metaphor
i thought it was really about a kid who
lost her balloon she's a bit of an
outcast
but there's nothing she wouldn't do to
protect her friends
i'm sorry for just stopping by anytime
when you know that
last but not least we have the queen bee
herself
alison de laurentiis creepy zoid alert
hey hermie you got a camera on that
thing
ally is the beloved and feared mean girl
of the group who never made a friend she
couldn't manipulate you're not gonna eat
that
sweetie i'm being a friend hannah that's
our crew
the pretty little liars of rosewood
pennsylvania speaking of which
how about a quick tour of the town it's
like all eyes are on rosewood
here's the church you'll see it a lot
because around here
bodies pile up almost as quickly as lies
do you think we looked guilty why would
we we haven't done anything wrong
except live that's the lost woods resort
all of the trees make it extra shady you
checking in
the brew is the local coffee shop where
you can go pick up a latte or spill the
tea i'm the one who might have bashed in
the skull of a stranger okay you really
need to eat something hannah give you
your cookie you give her your cookie
and that's radley sanitarium because
what all-american town is complete
without a mental hospital
is she even weird she's being weird and
this is kissing rock it's a rock where
teenagers go to kiss
you go there with somebody and you can
feel the ghosts of the other lovers
spying on you pushing you to do it
who do you want to take there hey
even in a town with this many secrets oh
my god some things are just what they
sound like
love not like she never uses love she
thinks that's a highly overused word
speaking of kissing rock let's take a
quick look at which couples you should
be shipping
look i've never had a safe place to land
i'll be there for you i love knowing
that
[Applause]
[Music]
if you like living on the edge you
should check out spobey a dangerous
relationship
or are they just misunderstood my
daughter can't afford to be seen with
you i would never do anything to hurt
spencer if you mean that
just stay away from her three maybe
you're more into a good scandal
ezria is the couple for you holy crap
let me teach her you just can't or do
you go for a great redemption story
you could be team haleb you're not
allowed to do that why you look at me
like that
how about a little manipulation some
tension that turns into chemistry
just because we kiss in the library it
doesn't mean i'm into you like that it's
practice for the real thing
a story of trust lost and regained let's
all ship
innocent you never stopped caring about
me did you you don't know how much i
regret hurting you
of course not all relationships are the
breakup makeup variety
we've also got epic family drama
philandering fathers
prolifering mothers and siblings with a
history of breaking and entering
this is something you do a few times
just your average family night with the
pretty little liars
and that's not even mentioning the
unknown family members secret cousins
newfound twins illegitimate children
i've already said too much
of course their most important
relationship of all is with a
luna played with dolls i play with body
parts hey remember the text at the
funeral
that was a a is the unknown person that
is tormenting
blackmailing kidnapping framing hacking
stalking and manipulating our heroine
we are all in this together we are all
being stalked by a
it's the dangerous game that's got more
twists and turns than a snake in a hedge
maze
and everyone's a suspect seriously who
else could possibly be
well just goes to show you can't trust
anyone for all the obvious reasons
this was the show you couldn't miss each
week someone's been watching us for
years
and now it's the show you can binge all
at once oh my god is it true
wait why don't you tell us soon you'll
be gasting about
the jenna thing we've all made mistakes
remember i'm still paying for yours
n.a.t club nurse annie marverto told us
you see
all camp mona don't let the camping part
scare you it's
glamping not camping the ghost train
beach hottie liar's lament the dollhouse
and that she's gone night
that's it consider yourself schooled
this is crazier than crazy
and welcome back to the secrets whisper
whisper whisper
the lies i know who took the body the
forbidden loves i would never want to do
anything
will get you in trouble the friendships
the fashion the crimes
and every single twisted text last
lesson
watch your back god does this mean
it's not over until i say it is sleep
tight
while you still can [ __ ]
you