*Door swings open*
*cough, cough*
*Shoes step on wood floor*
*Light flicks on*
OK.
*Scribble, scribble, funky music plays*
*Rubs genie lamp*
Yes, my master?
Genie...
You have truly changed my life forever.
With my first wish, you have given me the wealth to live a life
Free of burden.
And with my second, a true love.
That will last a lifetime full of happiness.
So, it's with much consideration
That I use my last wish for someone who truly deserves it.
Genie,
For my third and final wish, I have this very special friend.
He's trapped.
Oh!
He's blue.
*Gasp*
And I wish to finally set him free.
As you wish.
*Genie voodoo magic nonsense*
*Buzzing sound*
*Door clangs shut*
Thanks dude!
I sure don't feel blue anymore!
*Light flicks off*
*Slurping*
*Door slams shut*
*Clicking*
*Rubbing*
*Magical chiming*
Ugh, yes my master?
I wish for more cocaine!
Uhh, OK I can do that but,
Your first two wishes were cocaine and they're both gone, I mean
Maybe you can wish for more cash
Or a never-ending supply of wishes --
Just give me the cocaine!
Ugh *sighs*
Fine.
*Tires screech, sirens blare*
POLICE!
HANDS IN THE AIR!
*Gunshots, genie cries*