Hey guys! Happy new year!
so my first resolution was to get a t-shirt covered in bats
*Bat noises*
that one's been completed
that one's my favourite
so I had a really good Christmas break, thank you for asking
I spent my time off doing some pretty useful things
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It was kind of weird because my parents are selling my family home, what are you doing parents?
So I spent most of my time hugging the wall and protesting
[crying] I won't let them take you!
Also, they had families traipsing through our house looking round going
"Oh yes, we could change that wall into a gym"
Oh no, you won't Mrs. Jenkins! You'll take your hands off that wall
and get out of my house!
That's what I wanted to say, I didn't actually say that
I just sat there, seething in silence
I also came up with a couple of plans to try and sabotage them from buying the house
I'd say some things like
"We only moved here after those people died... IN THE INCIDENT"
"Oh, that smell? No, I didn't put a fish down the back of the radiator or anything!"
"Yeah, we get on really well with the neighbours... they're cannibals! :D"
Also I hope you notice that my face looks smoother
Why, you ask?
Well, I was in the shop buying some light bulbs
Yes, my life is that exciting
when the Scottish cashier said to me
"Your face looks drier than usual, you should moisturise laddy"
But yeah, I think it was a ploy for me to buy some moisturiser for men, which I did
Firstly because I wanted a moist face and secondly cause I just can't say no to a Scottish accent
I don't know what it is, I just really like Scottish accents
doesn't smell too manly
[singing] moisturising my nose
I don't really know how much to use
I think I put too much on
"Moisturise me" (Doctor Who Reference)
I did get some really cool stuff for Christmas,
Time for a present haul!
I got: a shiny new Marvel wallet,
look how exaggerated Spiderman's crotch is. Thanks... for that Spiderman.
This Lego mug, which is covered in lego holes so you can actually assemble lego
and drink coffee at the same time!
*Child 'ahh!' noise* it's like it was designed for me
Ok, you're not even ready for this one. I GOT A POPCORN MACHINE!
All my dreams are alive! *Laughs beautifully*
Uhm, I thought I could try it out now, which is probably a terrible idea but I'm known for my terrible ideas. (Aww no ur not bby)
Oh no
AH! NooOOoOoOOo-
Ok, let's do this.
*Very loud grinding noises*
Oh my God, that's loud
They're spinning around
It started, it's happening!
*Popping*
Oh my God *More popping*
[laughs]
This is amazing!
What a world we live in
There's actually a piece of popcorn balanced on top of the camera
what are the chances of that?
Omnom
This is all I'm gonna eat now for the rest of time.
If society had no boundaries I'd probably just eat popcorn like this *Snuffles popcorn face-first*
*Sped-up* OMNOMNOMNOM
Dan: I smell popcorn
Phil: I have been making popcorn
D: You've been making popcorn by yourself! P: Yes..
D: Why is it in your room?
P: To show the Internet
D: You can just continue with your video now P: Ok
You can just eat popcorn
P: Uh Dan, I actually snuffled that popcorn face first,
D: W-What? What does that mean? P: Just probably let you know that my whole--
D: What does snuffle mean?
P: My whole face has been inside
D: [Screams]
Are you gonna tell me before I ate it?! I don't want Phil nose in my mouth!
P: I'm about to show them what I got you which is this electric plasma ball! D: [Laughs]
P: ELECTRICITY!
D: I don't understand the science P: Touch it D: I don't--
Both: [Scream]
D: Ok ok, this is why I don't trust it ok?
D: Smell my finger. That-that sounds a bit weird but--
P: Smells like metal.
D: And what is metal-y inside your skin?
P: BLOOD!!! :0
D: Exactly! Why does it make your finger smell of metal?
Clearly this thing is doing something to your blood!
D: Why? I don't know the science. You might be happy to just not question the science, Phil. P: I don't care, it's fine.
P: I'm-I'm okay D: But I wanna know why this is happening and I-I don't trust it
P: I dare you to put your nose on it D: No
P: Do it!
D: [Screams]
No, no no no keep it away
You made my nose smell of the thing!
P: [Laughs]
Now you're gonna smell it forever
D: I dare you to kiss it
P: What, me? D: Yeah.
Don't make out with it, that-that'd be a bit weird but just--
P: I'm scared D: No, just do it
P: I'm scared! D: Do it!
ooooooooooooooo
Both: [Laugh]
D: Your lips lit up!
Did you see that?
Both: Nnnnggahhh
D: Ok, I'm gonna go now
P: Ok bye
D: Nice seeing you guys
just... leave Phil to it
I'll take that with me as well
(ok dan wow forget everything that just happened)
Today's Draw Phil Naked is...
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Thanks for watching and I will see you next week
Wha wha wha wha what am I doing what is this
Goodbye
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